User blog:DragonDude83/PE Proposal: Agnes (Hansel & Gretel Get Baked)

Here’s another PE that slipped through the cracks. What do you think about Agnes (Hansel & Gretel Get Baked)?

What is Hansel & Gretel Get Baked?
It’s one of the many films of Hansel & Gretel from 2013. It’s pretty much the Hansel & Gretel story with pot.

Who is Agnes?
Agnes is a witch, a drug dealer, and a serial killer who really likes torturing her victims. She sucks out people’s youth to restore her own.

What Has She Done?
The movie starts with Agnes killing an electrician for discovering her marijuana crop.

A stoner named Ashton (Gretel’s boyfriend) shows up at Agnes’ house for weed, and Agnes drugs and has him strapped onto an operating table, where she hideously tortures him, including tearing out his eye and eating it, tearing out his skin, and ultimately sucking out his youth. Gretel shows up to ask where Ashton is, but she gets no answers.

Her dealer, Manny, warns her that a drug kingpin named Carlos is coming for her. She responds by slashing Manny’s throat and sucking out his youth. When Carlos arrives, she kills him and one of his two henchmen, and traps the other in a cage.

Gretel and her friend, Bianca, arrive at Agnes’ house and are immediately captured. Agnes turned Carlos, Manny, and the henchman she killed into zombies to do her bidding, and then sucks out the henchman’s youth when Gretel asked her what she did to Ashton.

Hansel shows up at Agnes’ house with the police. She shoots the cops, but they survived, having bulletproof vests on. Agnes tries to cook Hansel alive, and succeeds in murdering Bianca before Hansel & Gretel burn her to death in her own oven. But at the end of the movie, Agnes survived, and promptly kills a man and steals his car.

Heinousness
Even though this is a black comedy/horror film, none of Agnes’ actions were played for laughs at all. Of course she sets the standard.

Mitigating Factors
She owns a dog, but she used it to guard her captured victims. Other than that, no. There is nothing redeeming about her.

Final Verdict
Yes.