User:Voltairefan

About Myself
Hello, I just thought i'd like to share a bit of information about myself. I have done some pretty evil things in my current existence and I ain't stopping. I tend to be quite sarcastic at times, too. I also have a reputation of being a complete Smart alec! I am very religious and of Christian religion, so if there are any religious references on my page and you are of a different religion or culture, please don't be angry or offended.

Warning: This section has nothing to do with the wiki. But what do I care? I'm writing it anyway.

I give a lot of things The "Benefit of the Doubt". I am a big fan of Star Wars. It's my favourite film saga. My favourite villain from the series is General Grievous. I cried at the end of the Clone Wars series, and at the end of Red Dog and at the end of Les Miserables. So that proves that I am really emotional. I also became a Brony this year (2013) and already know a lot about the show. I have severe anger management problems and suffer from stress and depression and at times, I feel like ending my entire life and just putting myself to permanent rest (If you know what I mean). I believe in every event I see on television, even if they are fictitious. But then again, that just goes with what I wrote up the top about giving things the benefit of the doubt. I even believe in fantastical creatures and aliens and stuff like that. The only thing I don't believe in is all the damn "end of the world" crap we constantly hear. And anything that involves "Conspiracy Theories" or any crud like that, I severely despise!!! I never wanna hear any of that!!!!

I sketch a lot.My favourite video games are the Call of duty series, Pokemon games, LEGO games, Dante's Inferno and Kingdom Hearts. I am also a LEGO collector. My favourite food is chicken and my favourite colour is red. I love listening to classic opera and composed music. My favourite song is "Polka Power" by "Weird" Al. I hate swearing. I also love playing the Piano and Recorder. I like silent black and white films. The creepiest and most disturbing of silent films I have ever seen is "The Dancing Pig", mainly because of the final 20 seconds. My favourite cartoons are Invader Zim, The Ren and Stimpy show, Catscratch, Popeye The Sailor, The Simpsons, Futurama, Spongebob Squarepants, Pokemon, Looney tunes, Felix the cat, My little pony:Friendship is magic, Adventure time and Regular show. I have two Youtube accounts but no one else knows this. My favourite singers are Voltaire, "Weird" Al Yankovic and Frank Sinatra. I love reading. My favourite book series is The 39 clues and the Infinity Ring series. I don't really use modern day slang like "legit" or "retro", I normally use slang words that were used in the good ol' days, like the 60's. And I enjoy using British slang as well.

I like using a lot of puns and phrases to confuse people. It just makes me laugh everytime when I see their poor, confused faces. I love animals and nature. My favourite animal is a Wolverine (Not the X-men Wolverine, I mean the actual animal). My favourite hobby is riding up and down my street on my scooter. I also love watching Youtube poops! And I love old songs a lot. I'm not really a fan of modern songs. My favourite stage play is "Les Miserables". I am also a fan of Sherlock Holmes and James Bond. I can speak English, Spanish, French and German. I think the British/English accent is awesome! My four favourite cities on Earth are Montevideo, Sydney, Britain and Paris. My favourite serial killer is Chucky. My favourite genre of film is Fantasy, Comedy and Sci-Fi. I really love musicals and Disney films.

My favourite actors and actresses are: Jim Carrey, Robert Preston, Anne Hathaway, Nathan Lane, James Earl Jones, Cheech Marin, Liam Neeson, Mike Myers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Jack Nicholson, Micheal Keaton, Leslie Neilson, Gene Wilder, Meryl Streep, Willem Dafoe, Danny DeVito, Ricardo Montalban, Priscilla Presley, Wally Wingert, Kevin McDonald , Tom Kenny , Frank Welker , Hugh Jackman , Russel Crowe , Will Smith,  Tony Jay , Phil Harris , Tony Randall , Steve Buscemi , Gary Beach, Roger Bart,  Jack Black , Mark Hamill , Tim Curry , Alan Cumming , Christopher Lloyd , Ewan Mcgregor , Jason Alexander , J.K. Simmons, John Barrowman, Morgan Freeman,  Andy Dick , Alan Tudyk , Malcolm McDowell , Heath Ledger, Brad Dourif, Sam Elliot, George Clooney , Bill Murray , Scott McNeil , Samuel L. Jackson , Seth Green, Uma Therman, Wayne Knight,  Andy Samberg , Kathleen Barr,  Brian Cox , Sam Neil , Sean Connery , Rowan Atkinson , Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Richard Horvitz , Michael Wincott, Dustin Hoffman,  Bill Nighy , John Dimaggio,  Andy Serkis , Mickey Rourke, Missi Pyle, Danny Kaye, Ricardo Montalban, Peter O'Toole,  Gary Sinise , J ames Woods, Levi Stubbs, Rick Moranis, Heather Locklear , Jenna Elfman , Helena Bonham Carter , Steve Martin , Dick Miller , Joe Pesci,  John Cleese , Ben Stiller,  Patrick Warburton , J ackie Chan , Seth Rogan, Alan Rickman,  Tara Strong , Whoopie Goldberg , Adam Sandler, Matthew Broderick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robin Williams ,  Tom Hanks , Johnny Depp , Christopher Lee and John De Lancie. Yes I know it's a lot, but hey, just deal with it.

My favourite musicals are:

 The Addams Family 

 Annie Get Your Gun 

 Annie 

 Beauty And The Beast 

 Carrie 

 Grease 

 Hairspray 

 Hans Christian Anderson 

 The Hunchback Of Notre Dame 

 Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 

 Les Miserables 

 Little Shop Of Horrors 

 The Music Man 

 Oklahoma 

''' Oliver! '''

 The Phantom Of The Opera 

 The Producers 

 The Rocky Horror Picture Show 

 Singin' In The Rain 

 Snow White 

 The Sound Of Music 

 West Side Story 

 The Wizard Of Oz 

Some of the funniest and most random films and TV shows I have ever seen are:

The Naked Gun films

The Producers

Spongebob Squarepants

Austin Powers

The Simpsons

Cat In The Hat (The 2003 live-action film)

Invader Zim

Regular Show

The Weird Al Show

Gremlins 1 and 2

Beetlejuice

The villains I have added onto villains wiki are:

Vincent Ludwig

The Thenardiers (Les Miserables)

Franz Liebkind

My Evil Side
Yes, there is an evil side to me. But then again, we all have evil sides to us, don't we.........? That was rhetorical.

I take great delight in pranking and tricking others. I also lie a lot. I do use foul language on anyone I hate or just for fun. I am also really good at provoking people to do the wrong thing or so they can get in trouble. I have done that more than once. I would say I'm pretty paranoid. I also do get in a lot of fights mostly on purpose. But there have been times when it has happened by accident. the fights I get into are usually hit and run type of fights. I get sudden urges to hurt people an other things around me for the fun of it, and take great delight in hurting people. I guess i'm a bit of a sadomasichist as I love hurting myself on occasion. Did I mention I have a sense of humour? At times it can be dark and evil, but at other times it's just for fun and making people laugh. My primary weapon of choice is a Scythe. Seriously, I do weild a Scythe to defend myself or fight. Anyway, that's my villainous side. My good side can be read on Heroes wiki. By the way, I am really Anti-social and pretty much a loner. But hey, I like it like that. So basically, i'm not here to socialize with people, cause I don't llike that sort of thing. Just saying. Just here for my love of villains. I am also a petty thief, but I never go shoplifting or anything like that. I just snatch peoples money when the chance is right.

My favourite types of villains are Omnipotents, Ominiscient, Sorcerers, Gaolers, Rouge villains, Comedic villains, Comedy Villains, Serial killers, Dictators, Singing Villains, Demons, Sophisticated villains, Brutes, Enigmatic villains, Henchmen, One-man armies, Provokers, Sadists, Dark lords, Insectoids and Complete monsters.

My Favourite Villains And Why
Darth Vader : Awesome voice, eerie breathing noise, great fighter and pretty creepy(In my opinion).

Discord : Funny, cunning, great riddle-master and voiced by John de lancie.

Joker : Every incarnation of him is awesome. He is funny and very creepy.

Freddy Krueger : Awesome ways of killing, cool hat and clothing, has a good sense of humour and wicked sharp claws.

Venom : Freaky look(especially in the movie). Incredible strength and agility and giant mouth!!!

Carnage : Freaky features, creepy glowing eyes, long cool claws and an awesome killer.

Judge Claude Frollo : Deeply religous villain, Really dark, delusional(delusional villains are awesome). Cool voice.

Wheatley : Funny, amazing British accent(I reckon British accents are cool). Cute look, Moron and resembles 343 guilty spark from Halo.

King Sombra : Mysterious villain, inspired by Sauron(Another awesome villain), cool horn, epic smoke escaping his eyes, umbrakinetic and epic death. I have also always thought of him as Lucifer in disguise.

IT (Stephen King) : Creepy, good sense of humour, Played by Tim Curry, creepy quotes.

Dr. Evil : Incredibly funny, Reminds me of my dad, weirdo, once again incredibly funny! He is also pretty stupid(In a good way).

Two-face: Awesome gunslinger, creepy yet awesome face(s), sadistic and dark.

Brain Gremlin : Smooth, intelligent and always calm and opposed. Not to mention a really good singer.

Gremlins (Gremlins) : Funny, wacky, scary, mischevious, sadistic(when it comes to Stripe A.K.A Mohawk), stupid, crazy and overall destructive!

King Candy/Turbo : Wacky, silly and jolly(as King Candy). As Turbo, very sadistic and murdering, mentally ill and Fudging awesome as a Cy-bug!

Randall Boggs : Slender build(like Discord and Slender man), has the power to camouflage and turn invisible and is voiced by Steve Buscemi.

General Grievous : Four arms, can weild four lightsabers at once, looks absolutely freaky when walking on all his limbs like a spider, creepy voice.

Killer Croc : Brutish, scary, freaky voice, scary look, really big, reptilian and outright killer.

Hexxus : Scary look, dark, toxic and demonic and smooth voice (Well duh, he's voiced by Tim Curry, of course he's gonna have a smooth voice).

Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear : Really dark villain, seems nice and sweet but really evil and sadistic, dictating plushie, smells like strawberries.

Sauron : Demonic satanic villain, Incredibly scary and eerie, Immense strength and power, mysterious, pyrotic and umbrakinetic, much like King Sombra(who is based off of Sauron).

Scroop : Scroop has awesome looking claws, is very agile and deadly, smart and conniving. He also has a pretty neat voice.

Scar : He is a Lion, he has a calm voice, is a Monarch, and is willing to kill anyone who stands in his way.

Jafar : He is a Genie, but can transform into a human. He is a Sorceror and has an epic singing voice.

Killer Klowns : Funny and wacky like the Gremlins, also very creepy and have cool ray guns that can turn people into cotton candy.

Flim Flam brothers : Good singers, funny and cool clothes, Inspired from the two conmen from 'The Music Man', and have awesome voices.

Beetlejuice : Beetlejuice is funny, wacky and crazy. However he is also a pervert, but he is still awesome being a mischief maker and an agent of chaos. He can transform into a snake and pretty much anything he wants. He is also pretty rude, but all these reasons make him one of the best villains ever.

Deathwing : Deathwing is a super powerful Dragon, he is a cataclysm and can bring the end to all things. He is also pyrotic.

Smarty : He is a smart, wisecracking slender weasel with a cool scouse accent and has nice gangster clothes. Despite his high intelligence, he misuses a lot of his words. That is what makes him funny. (To me).

Q : He is played by John De Lancie, who is one of my favourite actors. He can snap his fingers and make anything happen (much like Discord can). And he is omniscient. (Strangely enough, I like to think that Q is actually Discord in disguise).

Chucky : He is a serial killer, he's funny and his voice is awesome. (Because he's voiced by Brad Douriff).

Fireys : Just remind me of the Gremlins actually. Plus, they can take off their own parts! Who wouldn't like a person (or creature) who does that?!

My Favourite Villainesses And Why
Maleficent: She is a powerful sorceress, and she is a very vengeful villain. She also uses all the powers of hell to transform her into a gigantic killing dragon!!!

Queen Chrysalis: She is an insectoid, cool wings and a very creepy voice. She is even more powerful than the ruler of Equestria, the land that she is trying to conquer. She is also a demon and a Succubus. She also has the power to transform and shape-shift into anyone she wants.

Cruella De Vil: Greedy and psycho, cool car and very crazy. And very nice fur coat.

Trixie: She is an evil sorceress, has cool magic powers, is a unicorn, a gaoler and a bullie and has a very cool hat and cape.

Zira: She is very evil and a murdering psychopath, has a freaky and very dark song, and, like Scar, will kill anyonne for no reason and/or if they stand in her way and try to stop her from avenging Scars death.

Yzma: She is creepy, has an ugly looking face, smart, has a really good singing voice and looks cute as a cat.

Catwoman: Catwoman is very agile, swift and awesome with her whip. She is also very acrobatic and I find that cool.

Harley Quinn: She is very funny, comedic and incredibly silly. She is also very acrobatic and has a gigantic mallet!

Angel Dog/Devil Dog: As Angel dog, she is cute yet scary at the same time.She also appears very friendly, but she has a darker personality, Devil Dog, who is insulting, cruel and sadistic and acts like a spoilt teenager.

My Favourite Villain Defeats
Count Dooku: He gets decapitated by Anakin skywalker after getting his hands chopped off.

Emporer Palpatine: Dies by getting thrown down a shaft by Darth Vader and blowing up.

King sombra: Dies after the Crystal heart is placed back in it's original place, causing him to crack and explode into dozens of peices.

Scar: Dies after getting kicked off of pride rock by his nephew, Simba, attacked by his own henchmen and burning.

Scroop: Dies from floating upwards into space.

Claude Frollo: Dies after the gargoyle he was standing on cracks, causing him to lose his balance but managing to grab on to the gargoyle, but it makes a devilish and satanic face at him. It then cracks off with him still clinging onto it, causing him to fall into the lava below him, representing his fall into hell.

Discord: Gets frozen and encased in stone by the Elements of Harmony. However he is released in a future episode, but redeemed himself (though not fully).

General Grievous: Dies by getting shot with a laser gun in the heart and burning inside of his armour from the oil inside of him and finally a little explosion from the inside.

IT (Pennywise the dancing clown): Dies in his Spider form after getting shot in his body, weakening him, and then getting repeatedly bashed by the losers club until finally having his heart pulled out.

Stripe: Dies after Gizmo pulls open the store blinds to let in the sunlight (which is fatal to gremlins). His skin then burns and melts off, making him look like a rotting zombie corpse, and then falls into fountain water. He then jumps out for one last scare, now just a skeleton and then melts into a disgusting puddle of green goo. He is reincarnated in the second film, however, Looking slightly different than in the previous movie. In the second film, he dies in his spider form after Gizmo shoots a flaming arrow at him, setting him and his web on fire.

Secretary Gremlin: Fights with Daniel Clamp and gets himself killed by getting shoved into a paper shredder, spilling out gooey green blood.

General Shepherd: Dies after "Soap" throws a Knife into his right eye.

Gremlins(1st film): Blown up in a theatre.

Brain Gremlin: Dies along with all the other Gremlins in the second film after they are sprayed with water and electrocuted to death by the Electric Gremlin(Who later burns out).

Freddy Krueger: Gets pinned to the wall with knives and throwing stars, gets stabbed with his own clawed glove and then gets a pipe bomb stuck to his chest, which then goes off, killing him and sending him straight to hell.

Drake: Gets crushed by a large boulder.

Ursula: Stabbed by the mast of a ship and electrocuted by lightning.

Jenner: Stabbed in the back by a thrown knife and falls off of the platform he was standing on.

Venom (Spider-man 3): Gets trapped in a cage of metal poles with Peter Parker hitting them and making sounds which is Venom's weakness. Eddie brock (the guy who wore the Symbiote suit), was released, but then Peter throws a pumpkin bomb into the symbiote's body, with Eddie brock trying to save Venom, causing him and the suit to blow up into nothingness.

My Evil Laugh
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weird, is it not?

My Favourite Wiki's
Heroes wiki

Villains wiki

Real life villains wiki

Batman wiki

Invader Zim wiki

Disney wiki

Lyric wiki

Les Miserables wiki

MLP FIM wiki

Pokemon wiki

Star wars wiki

Austin Powers wiki  

Dante's Inferno wiki

How to wiki

Fantasy Wiki

End Of Page, Fools!
That's about it. BLAHAHA!!!!!