Thread:Abe The Conservationist/@comment-4708882-20190106210929/@comment-30079834-20190326223947

Gamba: House rats are the worst, because they think they get the best of everything and they walk around as fat as rats, eating delicious foods in ceilings and closets, and we get blamed for it! And if once in a long while we look in the kitchen for food, humans say that we're dirty and that we stink! And then they throw garbage at us, like banana peels and chewed up chewing gum, and even tin cans and boxes. It's awful!"

Glikko: Then move out of the sewer and into a big house. You'd be living on the fat of the land with the house rats.

Gamba: (scoffs) That's easy enough to say, but we sewer rats were born to wander throughout the world. Anyway, when we got here, the houses were already taken."