Cousin Eddy

Cousin Eddy is a character in the video game Twisted Metal: Head-On. He is also the game's mid-boss.

Early Life
Cousin Eddy was born in the backwater town of Sour Creek which can't be located on any map. He is the offspring of his cousins after they performed incest. As a result, Eddy's brain is underdeveloped.

By the mere age of 10 years, Cousin Eddy was the strongest person in Sour Creek. When Eddy became a teenager, he developed two hobbies: smashing and collecting shiny objects such as hubcaps. During Eddy's adulthood, he became bored after collecting every shiny object in Sour Creek. Therefore, he decided to leave his home and travel the world in search of other things to collect or smash.

Twisted Metal
Eventually, Cousin Eddy came across the Twisted Metal contest which is hosted by Calypso. To Eddy, Twisted Metal seemed like paradise. He decided to compete in the contest even though he wasn't invited.

Eddy immediately returned to Sour Creek. He used his own brute strength to intimidate a group of drifters into helping him. Together, they rebuilt a trashed RV into a vehicle that is designed for combat. Once complete, Eddy entered Twisted Metal.

Eddy managed to win the contest and visited Calypso. Surprised to see an uninvited guest, Calypso refused to grant any wish for Cousin Eddy because he wasn't invited. Frustrated, Eddy strangled Calypso and threatened  to punch him. Forced to cooperate, Calypso granted Cousin Eddy a new RV. Satisfied, Cousin Eddy drove away while Calypso regretted what he just did.

Trivia

 * Cousin Eddy is one of the few drivers to enter Twisted Metal without being invited. Other examples include Dark Tooth and Warhawk. Ironically, all three of the drivers are also bosses in the Twisted Metal series.
 * Cousin Eddy is a replacement for Minion who is normally a boss in the Twisted Metal series.
 * Cousin Eddy's vehicle is based on the real life 1972 Ford Condor II.