The Protagonist (Such Horrible Things)

The Inmate is the main character of the song "Such Horrible Things" by the band, Creature Feature.

The song itself is basically him retelling his life from in solitary confinement of all the horrible stuff he did and that although he deserves the most gruesome of punishments, he is proud of all he's done. Also, throughout the song, he tries to admit he's not a bad man despite his heinous acts, but changes his mind at the last second and fully admits that he is as bad as people say. The main character is currently 18 as he is narrating all the crimes he's committed in his life. From the day he was born, the character scorned his parents' name, and over the course of his life would eventually drive them both insane and ruin their lives. He experienced his first act of hostility by biting the nurse that delivered him.

Heinous Acts
Age 2-Poured super glue in his father's hair, causing him to have to cut it all off.

Age 4-Waited by his door, and as the mailman put mail through the slot, he stabbed his hand with a knife.

Age 6-Tricked his neighbor's son into playing hide and seek with him in the woods with the intent of getting him lost. And he apparently succeeds in doing so. It can be assumed that the child died from being stranded in the woods.

Age 8-Burnt his house to the ground simply because he hated it's color.

Age 10-Pretended to drown simply so he can scare the people who "rescue" him and laugh in their faces. Whether or not he drowned them once they helped is anyone's guess.

Age 12-Pushed his sister down a well, most likely killing her, just to boost his self-esteem.

Age 14-The character doesn't seem to remember doing much, but after thinking it over, he remembers "...that one time" and then chuckles. During 50 seconds without narration, you can hear screams and car noises in the background, implying that he may have started a car accident.

Age 16-Shoved his brother down a hole and buried him alive.