Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber

The Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber is a recurring character on Cyanide and Happiness. As his name suggests, he usually uses knives to stab random people's eyes, for no apparent reason. He appears in various comics, and a Cyanide and Happiness short called "Return of the Purple Shirted-Eye Stabber" and "Serial Killer".

Personality
The Eye Stabber is a psychopathic and murderous maniac. He is shown to be highly dangerous and sadistic, taking great pleasure in thrusting his knives into random people's eyes so as to occasionally wound or kill.

Role
The short starts with two boys fleeing from an unseen figure which one refers to as the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber, and one of them is stabbed in the eye with a knife by the figure. It then pans out to show a couple watching it as a movie on the TV, to which the boyfriend says is stupid, but they are frightened when the power goes out.

When the power comes back on, a repair man arrives and says he fixed it, but he is then stabbed by the killer, who then presumably attacks the couple.

It pans out again to show that was a movie inside of another movie, to which two movie snobs insult the film's self-reference technique, and that the purple shirted eye stabber is lame. Purple shirt himself reveals to be in the room, he angrily says "well fuck guys!" and kills both by throwing knives into their eyes.

But this reveals to be footage shown by a lawyer at Eye-Stabber's murder trial. So he is sentenced to the electric chair, but the assumed killer reveals to be a fake, and it seems the judge is the real killer, so said Judge stabs himself in the eye out of guilt (though it's hinted the laywer is the real killer when he turns to the camera after lame pun).

This is revealed to be part of yet another movie, everyone cheers. But the real Purple-Shirted eye stabbed cuts though the screen and stabs at the camera ending the video ''(and assumably killing the film crowd). ''