Crooked Santas

"I'm gonna deck your halls Bub!"

- Huge Santa The Crooked Santas are an organization of con men in Santa outfits in the movie Jingle All The Way. They run a warehouse where counterfeit toys are made and sold for much more than they are worth.

Howard, the main protagonist of the movie, encounters them during his desperate search for a Turbo Man doll. One of the Santas, played by James Belushi, tries to sell him a doll for $300, but it turns out to be a poor facsimille. Since they refused to give Howard his money back after they gave him the Turbo Man doll with spanish language, Howard insults the leader after telling all the Santas that they are nothing but sleazy con men in red suits and fires his fake beard into his face sending him flying. Then an all-out brawl ensues, and when the police arrive, Howard uses a toy badge to pose as an undercover cop to avoid trouble with them, while the Santas are taken to prison and Howard continues to search for the Turbo Man doll before his car runs out of gas.

Among the crooked santas is a huge santa who shruggs off all of Howard's attacks. He was potrayed by The Big Show.