Board Thread:Clean up Concerns/@comment-25008763-20170426130718/@comment-2059440-20170501181410

"I am the physical embodiment of emotional suffering, when the first living creature shed a tear I was born.. yet I am NOT elderly.. for I am reborn in every drop of sorrow you creatures spill.. I am forever young, yet older than you can ever imagine.. I am, simply put, eternal.." <-- Misery.

(basically no, immortals do not apply in terms of "elderly" - especially not cosmic / abstract entities)