Shelley Linker

Shelly is the main antagonist of the 2014 film Cooties. She is a school girl from Ft. Chicken Elementary School, and the cause for the spread of the virus in the school, which she herself had unknowingly gotten from eating a contaminated chicken nugget.

She is portrayed by Sunny May Allison.

Infection
"You are so fucking ugly."

- Patriot, noting Shelly's symtoms

Shelly attended Fort Chicken Elementary School on Monday. Prior to being infected, she ordered chicken nuggets at the school cafeteria, unknowingly being served a contaminated chicken nugget. Shelly obliviously consumed the infected nugget, resulting in her being infected by the foodborne virus.

Shelly, while attending substitute teacher Clint Hadson's fourth grade classroom, began to show symtoms of the virus, including blisters on her face. This led to her being tormented by her two classmates, Patriot and Dink, though she didn't respond to their insults. When Clint arrived and introduced himself to his students, Shelly appeared amused by Clint and Patriot's bickering. Shortly afterwards, Patriot resumed his torment of Shelly, culminating in him tearing off one of Shelly's pigtails. Enraged, Shelly attacked Patriot and bit a chunk of his face off, infecting him with the virus. Clint made an attempt to restrain her, but Shelly clawed his arm and fled outside the building.

Spreading the Virus
Later on, during recess, Shelly's infection overcame her and she began to dig under the fence in the hopes and making an exit from the school. She was distracted when Dink confronted her on her attacking Patriot. Shelly's response was to claw his face, infecting him with the virus. Shelly proceeded to send Dink off to infect the rest of the school while she resumed digging an exit under the fence. During this, Dink infected the other children, who attacked the school staff and brutally began to kill them off. Some of the staff, as well as one of Shelly's classmates, Calvin, managed to escape the carnage and hid away in the school.

During the chaos, a policeman was called to the school, where he attempted to investigate, unaware of the children's state. After the children mangled his fingers, he attempted to flee, but Shelly, who had successfully dug a hole out of school grounds, entered the officer's van and proceeded to kill him.

Shelly returned to the school, where she discovered the remaining staff and Calvin hiding. She was unable to enter the room, though, and engaged in a standoff with Doug, one of the school teachers. During this, Calvin explained that Shelly had "cooties". Clint, who had earlier been scratched by Shelly, began to experience stomach pain from the infection, but didn't turn feral, leading Doug to conclude that the virus only infected the pre-pubescent. Shelly eventually became disinterested and left, with Doug concluding that she had decided to commit murder somewhere else. Shelly proceeded to leave school grounds and left towards the nearby town of Danville, leaving the staff to her schoolmates.

Final Confrontation
"Nap time, mother-fuckers."

- Wade to Shelly and the other kids

At Danville, Shelly joined the infected children in the town in slaughtering the adults in the city. Along with a horde of other infected children, Shelly hid within a building which had been the site of a child's birthday party. During this, the school staff and the uninfected children arrived in the town and hid within the building. Once inside, Shelly and the other children revealed themselves to their enemies, surrounding them. Shelly cackled as the children surrounded their victims, but Wade, who had previously been thought dead, unexpectedly arrived. Shelly immediately pursued the staff as they fled to crossing guard Rick's van. Clint and Wade blocked the children with a large balloon ball, and Wade dowsed her and the other children with gasoline. As Shelly hurriedly attempted to escape, Wade lit her and the other children aflame, killing her and the other children.

Personality
Prior to her infection, Shelly was presumably a normal girl. However, after her infection, she became sadistic, brutal, cannibalistic, and vicious. Early into her infection, Shelly appeared to retain some sense of self-restraint, not attacking the classmates who were bullying her until one of them tore off her pigtails. However, she eventually devolved into an aggressive, savage girl.

Appearance
Shelly has pale skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair. She had painted pink fingernails. After being infected, Shelly gained noticeable eye bags and a series of blisters on her face, as well as visible phlegm. As time goes on, the blisters spread across her mouth and cheeks, and her skin decays.

She wore her hair in twin pigtails, but one of them was torn off by Patriot.

Trivia

 * Shelly never speaks throughout the film.
 * It is unknown how Shelly got to Danville. Presumably, she trekked there in the afternoon, as it was nighttime when the staff arrived in the town.