Seto Kaiba (LittleKuriboh)

"Now do you understand why so many people love me even though I'm the biggest dick in this entire show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba! Accept no substitutes!"

Seto Kaiba is a recurring antagonist in YuGiOh!: The Abridged Series by Little Kuriboh.

Biography
Unlike his mainstream counterpart, who gradually softened over the course of the series, this incarnation of Seto Kaiba stays an egotistical psychopath even after all he goes through. He treats his fellow human beings like garbage, holding Joey in particular disdain. Even his own brother Mokuba isn't spared from Kaiba's jerk attitude, as he constantly tells him to shut up.

Kaiba has an obsession with the Blue Eyes White Dragon, bordering on sexual. Even he has to admit that designing a jet shaped like his favourite trading card is pretty silly.

Kaiba's status as a spoiled rich kid is exaggerated heavily. He's an orphan because he fired his parents. He worships money like a god and replacing most of his staff with robot women so he can be mean to them without fear of consequence.

Trivia

 * Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.
 * In YuGiOh!: The Abridged Season 0, Kaiba is still a villain, but has a pleasant personality in contrast to Yugi's sadistic nature.
 * In the future, Kaiba will establish a Duelist Academy. He will also join the Church of Scientology, then get milked for all he's worth.