Wallace Breen (Gorgeous Freeman)

"I acquire that ass immediately."

- Wallace Breen to Gorgeous Freeman Wallace Breen is the main antagonist of the YouTube internet series Gorgeous Freeman. Much like his original counterpart, he's a human collaborator with the Combine and aids in their dictatorial control over Earth. Unlike his mainstream counterpart however, this version is an egotistical and perverted tyrant obsessed with acquiring Gorgeous Freeman/Gordan Freeman's ass for himself.

Episode 1 - The Suit
Wallace Breen first appears after Gordan suffers a major teleporting malfunction which sends him to various locations, but not the one that he's supposed to head to. During this malfunction, Gordan is teleported to the citadel where he arrives in Breen's office while he's watching porn. The two have a stare down before Breen stands up and demands Freeman's butt for himself, but he's sent back to the resistance base. A minute later, Gordan arrives back at his office wherre Breen holds him at gunpoint and has him surrounded by countless Combine foot soldiers and gunships.

He then goes on a parody version of a monologue where he explains how he struggled for twenty years to become the Earth Leader and how he can't let Freeman ruin it all as well as mention how his father beat him when he was a baby boy, but it could be made up due to the comedic nature of the show. Freenan then teleports away which shocks Breen as he thought that his plan was perfect and the episode ends with Breen saying that he's get Gordan next time seconds before seeing a photo of Freeman flipping him off.