Vinnie Madono

Simon is a self proclaimed cop who's "a lot fucking worse" in the hit 2007 direct-to-video movie Urban Justice.

He was portrayed by non other than Steven Seagal himself.

Simon, much like Gino Feliciano, enjoys being just as bad, if not worse, than his enemies as he so proudly claimed, when his girlfriend confronts him about why he wants revenge. When she says, "You're just as bad as they are," Simon says, "No, I'm a lot fucking worse." He resorts to doing some bad things himself. And sometimes you gotta wonder if this guy is a gangster.