Great Mighty Poo



""I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my s*** at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish! How about some scat you little t***?""

- - First Verse of the Great Mighty Poo.

""Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in! Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear. How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?" (The Great Mighty Poo smiles, making a "ding" noise) (Spoken and not subtitled). Have some more caviar.""

- - Second Verse of the Great Mighty Poo.

""Now I'm really getting rather mad! You're like a niggly tickly s****ly little tagnut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! (Conker: Your butt?) "My butt!" (Conker: Your butt?) "That's right my butt!" (Conker: Eeugh!) "My butt!" (Conker: Eeeeuugh!) "My buuuuuutt!""

- - Third Verse of the Great Mighty Poo.

""Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done! I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful caginess. Oh, I'm going!""

- - Last words of the Great Mighty Poo.

The Great Mighty Poo is an incredibly disgusting but oddly musical monster and a boss from the video game Conker's Bad Fur Day, it is quite literally a colossal living pile of feces that inhabits an equally disgusting mountain of poo.

thumb|right|300px|the Great Mighty Poo is an awful boss but quite the singer

For reasons unknown this vile creatures takes an instant dislike to our unfortunate squirrel protagonist and goes into a musical rampage in which it sings (with some very colorful language) while hurling bits of itself as Conker in an attempt to kill him: eventually the Great Mighty Poo is defeated and Conker can progress - needless to say the Great Mighty Poo is seen by many as one of the most unique (and bizarre) boss battles in the game.