Museum Guy

"Do you have no respect? No respect AT ALL? That is the Bell X-1! THE. BELL. X. ONE!"

- Museum Guy yelling at the kids

The Museum Guy is a minor antagonist in Emperor Pickletine Rides The Bus. He is a security guard working at the Air and Space Museum in Washington D. C.

Emperor Pickletine Rides The Bus
In the Air and Space Museum, Lance gives the rest of his group the idea to throw paper airplanes in the room full of hanging airplanes. Lance, Tommy, Kellen, and Harvey all throw their paper airplanes. Kellen's plane lands on the wing of the Bell X-1, one of the planes hanging from the ceiling. This gets the attention of Museum Guy.

Museum Guy and Mr. Howell, who had Harvey's plane land on him, accost the kids and chew them out for ruining the museum display. Museum Guy prepares to fill out an incident report, but stops when Dwight returns with Fruitigami Yoda. Fruitigami Yoda uses the Force to push the paper airplane off the Bell X-1. Museum Guy puts away his notebook, as there is longer any need for an incident report. He leaves Mr. Howell to deal with the kids.