Reverend Desmond McCain

"I dislike that sort of language, Alex. I am after all, an ordained priest. Perhaps I should come back when you're in a better frame of mind?"

- Reverend McCain

The Reverend Desmond McCain is the main antagonist in the Alex Rider book Crocodile Tears.

Biography
Reverend Desmond McCain began life with nothing, he had no known parents, no family, and nothing. But he was given good fortune. He got a foster family in London and although he appreciated their goodness, he became aware that do-gooders needed victims, otherwise they couldn't do good.

Reverend Desmond McCain was educted in London and did politics and got into estate agency. His foster father arranged him a job in the estate agents and he did well because in the 70s it was easy to make money. Also because he was a black man in England this helped his fame. Reverend Desmond McCain went to a boxing gym in Limehouse in London and he trained to be a professional. Even from the start he was a violent man. Reverend Desmond McCain said when he believed he had killed a man by knocking him out, he was satisfied rather than horrified. But one day when he was fighting against a boxer named Buddy Sangster in the tournaments, he was knocked unconscious and had his jaw broken. This made it impossible for him to eat. McCain had his revenge by plotting to have Buddy Sangster killed by an assassin named the Gentleman. The Gentleman knocked Sangster off a station onto the path of a train.

Reverend McCain got his jaw fixed, but he had to pay to have the surgeon killed too, it was a botched job in Las Vegas. Reverend McCain then got into politics. He became influential in the Conservative party, eventually joining. Reverend McCain became a minister of sport, and he often met with Tony Blair.

But eventually he was arrested for fraud, because one of his towers was overdrawn and he couldn't pay. He decided to set fire to the building, and drove in one night in the early morning and set alight to it all. But a homeless gentleman saw Reverend McCain drive in and douse the place. The man reported to police who arrested Reverend Desmond McCain.

McCain said prison was the worst moment of his life, he was abused so much that he considered suicide many times. But McCain was planning a vengeance, in the form of plagues.

Convertion
Reverend Desmond McCain converted to Christianity because people like redeemed sinners, and Reverend McCain got ordained as a priest, after taking a Biblical test online. He studied The Bible so much he could recite bits of the book on conversation.

Reverend McCain got out early from prison, announced his redemption, and set up his own charity; First Aid, which was first on the scene of disasters, and gave food and health tablets. Many people believed First Aid was a good charity because they seemed to be efficient and get everything done. Take the Jowada Power Plant disaster in 2004, for example. It could have gone haywire, and could have killed everyone in the city. But thanks to First Aid, it was stopped.

What the authorities didn't know was that Reverend McCain hadn't redeemed himself at all - he was still pure evil. He was using his redemption as a cover. He himself had caused the Jowada explosion; by bribing an official to put a bomb inside. The bomb was put, but it killed the operative before he could get his money. Reverend McCain had promised he would kill the man all along; he had lied to him about giving him money.

Reverend McCain wasn't happy about the explosion; it didn't have catastrophic affect. But he made off with the money he got. He hoarded all the money he saved from the disasters he created over the years, and planned to use the money to make himself a new identity in the future.

Scotland, 2006
Desmond McCain was hosting his New Years' party at Loch Arkaig in Scotland and to Alex Rider's annoyance it was formal. Reverend Desmond McCain met Alex, and he played poker with him, and appeared rather friendly. But he became darker and more arrogant as the game went on, finally culminating in his apparent victory. But Alex had hidden all his aces, and he showed them to a horrified McCain, who saw that Alex had won all his money, but Alex gave it all to First Aid. Reverend McCain got an emnity to Alex from that brief encounter, and planned to kill him.

Reverend McCain saw Alex talking to Edward Pleasure about genetically modified crops. Reverend McCain got alarmed, and hurried downstairs to interrupt, but Edward relaxed on seeing his host. Soon, Edward, Sabina and Alex left the party, bored. On the way home, Reverend McCain shot out Edward's tires, and this caused Edward's second-near death when his car crashed into the Loch and he almost drowned, but Alex and an Indian agent saved them.

Kidnapping Alex
Alex returned to London and then found a journalist chasing him. He went to MI6 for protection, and they wanted him to investigate Greenfields, a chemistry and bio-organism center outside Salisbury. Unfortunately, to Alex's horror, Reverend McCain was there.

Reverend McCain asked if the "shipment" was ready and spoke about the shipment being somewhat alive. When his lieutenant Leonard Straik noted an intruder, McCain was amused rather than worried. When his men had searched the whole plant for an intruder and found Alex, McCain noticed Alex amongst the schoolkids in the picture the CCTV had taken. McCain vowed revenge on Alex, saying it was twice he had crossed him both with humiliating results.

Reverend McCain had a delivery team kidnap Alex outside his street, complete with a false policeman. Alex was bundled out of the country with the help of Reverend McCain's partner, Dr Myra Bennett, who humiliated Alex by dressing him in a mental patient's clothes, cutting his hair really short, and making him take a drooling drug. Dr Bennett used the prejucides of passengers to avoid attention, which worked.

Dr Bennett took Alex to Africa, to Kenya, where she made him fly a jet on McCain's orders, unwittingly spraying a field with mushroom fertiliser, which would trigger a mutation in the gene, which would start a fungal infection and a plague to kill those who ate it.

Reverend McCain himself appeared, and showed Alex his plan, both online and personally. Reverend McCain expressed his desire to move out to Australia or somewhere with Dr Myra Bennett and marry her and become billionaires and live a luxurious life.

Reverend McCain had Alex tortured in the morning, using a gruesome method, he hung Alex for a couple of hours over a pit of hungry, sinister crocodiles, which were eager to get Alex. Reverend McCain had done this many times with many people and he knew how to make it as slow as possible. He made it a nightmare for Alex and he expressed his belief that Alex had been a naughty boy.

Eventually, Reverend McCain got the truth from Alex that yes, MI6 told him to visit Greenfields but no, he wasn't working for them. Reverend McCain told Alex he could die there for being so meddlesome. He walked away and told Dr Bennett to have pictures of Alex's death ready.

Soon, McCain's guards reported that Bennett herself had been eaten by the crocodiles and, impossibly, Alex had escaped.

McCain sent his men out to get Alex, but even this failed when Alex got to the dam ahead of the men, and blew up the dam, destroying Reverend McCain's poisoned wheat field and preventing his plague from spreading - thus eliminating Gordon Brown's risk of fighter jets which, Alan Blunt said, would increase the risk of contamination.

His plague and dreams destroyed, Reverend Desmond McCain flew to an airfield he had seen Alex head to, and he shot the Indian spy who saved Alex, and marched roaring over to Alex for the final showdown. Reverend Desmond McCain bellowed that he would have Alex beg and act like a child for once, and aimed his pistol, firing at Alex, but Alex ducked. Reverend Desmond McCain knelt on an oil drum, and aimed at Alex, saying Alex was on his way to Hell. Alex said "Let me know what it's like there," and he shot his exploding pencil at Reverend Desmond McCain's oil drum, which exploded, igniting and burning the evil priest to death.