Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing

"We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing waiting for us."

- Obi-Wan

The Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing is a minor antagonist in Bad Lip Reading's spoof of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, but the main antagonist in the spinoff song, "Bushes of Love". It is a monstrous hybrid responsible for killing Luke Skywalker's father (as Darth Vader is not his father in the spoof).

History
As the song goes, Obi-Wan and Anakin Skywalker fought the Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing forty-nine times. However, one day, it waited in the bushes to ambush them, overpowered them and ripped off Anakin's face, causing him to scream a swear word and die. The blood created a huge mess that drained into the floorboards. Obi-Wan presumably was able to escape it or chase it off, but was forced to change the floorboards.

Years later, Obi-Wan still remains in fear of the creature, and believes that it is waiting in bushes to attack everyone. He remains paranoid that the Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing will attack.

In the song, it is heavily implied that instead of Stormtroopers, it is the Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing that killed Owen and Beru and burned down Luke's house.

Appearance
Despite never being seen, the song describes the monster as having a chicken head, duck feet, and a woman's face. Some T-Shirt designs seem to forget or remove the woman's face, however. It is unknown its size.

Personality
The Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing seems to be indiscriminately homicidal and destructive, and is determined and relentless in its attacks on humans. It is unknown why it attacks humans, but is shown to be smart enough to stalk and stage ambushes on people. It appears to be crafty and stealthy, and avoids detection before it is too late.