Velvet Von Black

"You know, once you go black, you never go back. That's Von Black, bitch."

- Velvet Von Black

Velvet Von Black is the secondary antagonist of the animated film, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.

She was voiced by Rosario Dawson.

History
Velvet Von Black was an exotic dancer at the Haunted Palace distinguished by having the mark of the Devil branded upon her right buttock. She earned the attention of Dr. Satan, who immediately wanted Von Black as his bride and ordered Otto the gorilla to kidnap her. Otto disliked the mission and hated Von Black even more because of her profanity. Velvet also did not realize that by agreeing to marry Dr. Satan, she would then be giving him the key to ultimate power when once their marriage is complete, he would be a powerful and muscular version of Dr. Satan possessing all the powers of hell and rule the world.

After the wedding ceremony, Satan transformed into a literal Satan and began tearing apart the neighborhood surrounding Monsterland. During that, an angry Velvet met Suzi X and started to fight with her. She was close to victory, but Suzi narrowly defeated her, puncturing one of her breasts. Very soon, Satan stepped on Velvet with a cloven hoof and almost crushed her, not realizing that by doing so, he negated the effect that gave him his power.

Velvet survived the incident and was later seen fornicating with Otto the gorilla.

Personality
Velvet Von Black is very mean, rude, foul mouthed, and disrespectful to everyone she meets. She also doesn't like to be rushed, bothered, and is money hungry, as evidence that when Dr. Satan asked her was she ready in the bathroom before their wedding, to which she angrily replies, and only marrying him for his extreme wealth, instead of her "love" for him, to which all weddings should be based off of.

Despite her unfavorable personality and her job as a stripper, Velvet is a exhibitionist, and very disobedient, as shown when walking down the aisle with Otto to give her away in her wedding dress, an old man tells her to show him her breasts, Otto quickly protested that she keep them contained, to which Velvet angrily replied "You ain't the boss of me." Not only does she disobey his wish, she quickly retaliates by flashing her breasts to him regardless with no hesitation, much to to the old man's excitement, and to Otto's dismay.

It is also implied that she is always sexually active throughout the film.

Powers and Abilities
Body Manipulation/Breast and Backside Inflation: Velvet Von Black has the power to manipulate any part of her body. She does so by blowing into her thumb, particularly making her breasts and posterior to increase in size at any time she pleases. She uses this power to entrance El Superbeasto as he watches her striptease in a bar. However, when she tried to crush Suzi X with one of her inflated breasts, Suzi X punctured the breast and hurt her badly, defeating her.

Quotes
"I think I left a nickel on stage. Consider it my donation to the Sad-Ass Ho Club."

- Velvet Von Black "I said "sad ho," you sad-ass deaf ho."

- Velvet Von Black "Ha! Funny!"

- Velvet Von Black "Damn wedgies. All up in my pu$y and $**t."

- Velvet Von Black "Excuse me, but I don't see no sign that says "Dumbass apes wanted.""

- Velvet Von Black to Otto. "Do I look like a wheel barrel?! Get yo' hands off me!"

- Velvet Von Black "Hello?! Will somebody get a monkey off a bitch?!"

- Velvet Von Black

"Hello. Am I in for some hot monkey love? Hmm? Is that it?"

- Velvet Von Black to Otto. "Be-atch, your $**t should be honored."

- Velvet Von Black to Otto "Drappin' my ass off on your hairy-ass f**kin' shoulders like I was mink-ass stole and $**t."

- Velvet Von Black to Otto. "Muthaf**ka! If you wanna scratch this sniff, you better watch yo' ass mouth!"

- Velvet Von Black "Hey monkey, where's your organ grinder? Ha ha ha ha ha!"

- Velvet Von Black insulting Otto. "Ah boo-hoo. You know what else is hurtful? Your thumb all up in my ass?"

- Velvet Von Black "Well, why not? What are you, queer?"

- Velvet Von Black

"So I told that bitch, "Step off them pumps, ho. Them $**ts are mine.""

- Velvet Von Black "Where the f**k are we goin' now? What kind of "Fright Night" bullshit is this?"

- Velvet Von Black "I ain't the one with a dingleberry hangin' off my ass hairs, nasty ape and $**t."

- Velvet Von Black "The stank in this landfill is killin' my coif. I'm gonna have to get Tananeesha now to fix my weave."

- Velvet Von Black "Hey monkey. Hello? I think he's talkin' to you. He's sure as ass ain't talkin' to me."

- Velvet Von Black to Otto and Lenny the elevator operator. "$**t. Even my ass is bored. Don't think I'm apologizin', neither. You know that $**t smells good."

- Velvet Von Black (after she farted). "Flat screen. Hmmm, sweet! Better f**kin' Plasma. Better be f**kin' mini-bar. Hot damn, there is! You did good, monkey!"

- Velvet Von Black to Otto

"What did cha just called me? You're the one who's all coherent and $**t."

- Velvet Von Black to Otto. "What the hell are these tiny bottles for? Huh? What do you think I am, f**kin' midget or something? I ain't Lilliputian and $**t."

- Velvet Von Black "There you are. Yo, go pass me that champagne $**t."

- Velvet von Black "Hey, hey, hey! Easy with that brush, you creep! I'm tender-headed!"

- Velvet Von Black "Don't front. You know you starin' at my wonder twins. You want your monkey juice on these $**ts, don't you?"

- Velvet Von Black to Otto "Mm-hmm. Hand me that bottle, bozo."

- Velvet Von Black. "Hey, hey, hey! You're dirtyin' my bath water, monkey!"

- Velvet Von Black

"Oh! Hey, it's not that bad. Hidden talents and $**t."

- Velvet Von Black "Why you stop? I'm the one who tells you when. $**t."

- Velvet Von Black "Mistake, my ass."

- Velvet Von Black "So, Dr. Satan, huh? What the f**k? You a doctor, like a PhD and $**t?"

- Velvet Von Black to Dr. Satan. "That's 'cause I'm a fuckin' lady. Mmm."

- Velvet Von Black. "Yeah, me too. You got some nice digs, though. I ain't gonna front. When Tananeesha and Roqwana come through, ooh, it's gonna be on! Them bitches gonna be jealous."

- Velvet Von Black to Dr. Satan. "Oh, Satan, you're the motherfuckin' man!"

- Velvet Von Black to Dr. Satan.

"Da-a-amn! Now that's what I'm talking about! That shit's tight!"

- Velvet Von Black after Dr. Satan gave her a wedding ring as his 23rd bride. "Alright, I'm down. Let's turn this mother out!"

- Velvet Von Black, agreeing to marry Dr. Satan. "So, Latrizza, I'm just sayin', he's a crazy, fugly sonofabitch, but I'm gonna get all that money, you know what I'm sayin'? Half! Half, bitch, you understand that $**t? Half!"

- Velvon Von Black talking on her cellphone. "Oh, I know you ain't talkin' to me. Do I look motherf**kin' ready? Yeah, you needs to wait yo' ass outside. $**t!"

- Velvet Von Black "Yo, spit that mother**kin' $**t out or get out."

- Velvet Von Black "I'll be ready when I'm goddamn ready."

- Velvet Von Black "Yo, is this the way you gonna be, actin' like a fool and $**t?"

- Velvet Von Black

"You ain't the boss of me."

- Velvet Von Black "Do I look stupid? I mean, you know I do!"

- Velvet Von Black "Oh, no he didn't! I'm gonna get you, ho!"

- Velvet Von Black, angry at Suzi-X and the empowered Dr. Satan. "That two-timin' playa wannabe pimp-ass sonofabitch! I'm gonna beat his dumb red ass."

- Velvet Von Black about beating up Dr. Satan. "Put the ho down!"

- Velvet Von Black (while speaking on a megaphone). "I said back away from that stank-ass ho!"

- Velvet Von Black (while speaking on a megaphone). "Well, it must be you, bitch. You're the only stank-ass brokedown ho I see."

- Velvet Von Black insulting Suzi X (while speaking on a megaphone).

"Do I stutter?"

- Velvet Von Black "Come on, blondie. Enough of this $**t."

- Velvet Von Black while fighting Suzi X. "Ooh, you're gonna get it!"

- Velvet Von Black "Say my name, bitch!"

- Velvet Von Black "Feel that shit, Mamita!"

- Velvet Von Black "You gonna leave Velvet von Black? F**k you all! I got a pre-nup! Half!"

- Velvet Von Black to Dr. Satan. "Quit talkin' like a book, monkey. You ain't here to talk."

- Velvet Von Black to Otto.

"Put your filthy paws on me, you damn dirty ape!"

- Velvet Von Black "Aagh! What the fuck? Don't break a bitch!"

- Velvet Von Black