Joseph Christiansen

Joseph 'Christ' Christiansen (Cool Youth Minister Dad) is one of the dateable dads in the 2017 Game Grumps visual novel video game Dream Daddy A Dad Dating Simulator. He lives next door to the main protagonist. His wife is named Mary and his four children are named Chris, Christie, Christian, and Crish. He works as a youth minister at the church down the street from the player.

While he is generally liked by other characters in the game and he has a friendly demeanor, Joseph plays an antagonistic role due to him being a married father who cheats on his wife thus he has no positive ending, (unlike some of the other dads, you still have a relationship with Joseph in his bad end and you get dumped in his good one.)

One of the biggest driving factors to him being a villain, however, is a secret "cult ending" that is currently inaccessible to the public. In this secret ending Joseph shows his true colors to the player that he is generally a sick and twisted and murderous high priest of a cult that worships a being he describes as "Out there, in the dark of the sea, lies something that has been waiting to return for a hundred million years" that apparently started with his long dead ancestor and passed down to every generation. The god-like entity and the its nature is largely unknown, but its heavily hinted to feed off of negative emotions such as sorrow and shame. The base of operations of this cult is apparently deep underground of Maple Bay.

the overall negative reactions players have to him, and his involvement to the inaccessible cult-ending story line (and his possible connections to the Dover Ghost), Joseph can be arguably considered the games main villain.