Jeffery Fecalman

"You fat, ugly bitch! If today weren't your birthday..."

- Jeffery Fecalman

"These kinds of guys don't change. You think they ever suddenly wake up and realize the error of their ways and clean up their act? No! They just keep ruining everyone's lives, and the world is better off without them."

- Quagmire, about Jeff Fecalman.

Jeffery Fecalman, or simply Jeff, was a villain in the TV animated series Family Guy. He appears as the main antagonist in "Screams in Silence: The Story of Brenda Q" as the main antagonist Brenda and him both initially appeared as cameos in the episode Jerome is The New Black.

Jeff was Brenda's physically and verbally abusive boyfriend who assaulted her regularly. He also absolutely loathed Quagmire trying to reconcile with his sister and calm her, even though he's her brother. He also kept the neighbors of Quahog awake with his quarrels with Brenda.

While eating at a restaurant with Brenda, Lois discovers that Jeff gave her a black eye and Brenda tried to justify his treatment of her. He then reveals that he got Brenda pregnant, and will now marry her, to keep her in line. While drinking beer, Quagmire proposes a plan to kill Jeff, because he felt that he wasn't going to change.

Joe Swanson (as a cop) is reluctant to do so, but after Quagmire tells him that he wasn't going to chance his ways, and he witnesses Jeff beat Brenda over changing a channel on the television and calling her a bitch, Joe agrees to help kill him. They formed a plan by taking him "camping". At one point, while watching TV, Jeff slapped Brenda across the couch just because he did not find the second joke funny. Eventually, in the woods, Jeff found out about their plan, and threatens to shoot Quagmire in the head if they didn't give up.

Without hesitation, Jeff angrily knocks both Peter and Joe unconscious by headbutting them with his gun on their faces. He then proceeds to viciously beat down Quagmire, and tries to violently strangle him to top it off. Just as it looks like Jeff has finally killed Quagmire, he brings up a shovel to bury Quagmire's corpse so that no one will find out what he did.

However, Quagmire revealed himself to have faked his death (thanks to him being long-since adapted to strangling himself for erotic purposes) and proceeds to get into Peter's car and smash Jeff with it into a tree, crushing his head and killing him for good. Quagmire later forges a goodbye letter from Jeff to help Brenda move on.

Trivia

 * He was voiced by Ralph Garman.