Museum Guard (Sesame Street)

Museum Guard is a minor character from The Cookie Thief special of Sesame Street, she is played by Rachel Dratch and works at the Museum of the Modern Cookie.

Biography
She is a security guard at the museum of the modern cookie and she is the leader of the Cookie Patrol. Which is composed of the penguin characters from the Sesame Street show.

In the TV special she is first seen stopping Cookie Monster from eating the Muncha Lisa and mocks him that he is a cookie monster. As cookie monster gets more crazier and as Elmo and Chris try to stop him, she threatens to throw cookie monster out of the museum forever and as Cookie Monster is about to head for the elevator, the Mucha Lisa is gone and nobody knows where it went, and then the museum guard accuses Cookie Monster of stealing the paintings despite being told by Chris and Elmo that he never did it. She says the only proof she has is the fact that he's a cookie monster and she calls the Cookie Patrol to kick Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Chris out of the museum.

The chase continues after a while with her and the cookie patrol guards being trapped in diversions until eventually they throw Cookie Monster, Elmo, and Chris out of the museum and she feels proud of what she did, until the trio shows up again with the help of, and they follow the cookie thief into his lair behind the museum and Cookie Monster catches him and the cookie thief admits to his crimes.

Now believing in Cookie Monster's innocence, she feels guilt of what she had done and tried to pretend not to apologize to Cookie Monster for what she did and instead apologize to a random cookie patrol guard until she is reminded and rebuked by Chris and then she finally apologies to Cookie Monster for her actions, in which he forgives her and along with the Cookie Patrol, is about to throw the Cookie Thief out of the museum until Cookie Monster gets an idea on how the Cookie Thief can make his own paintings and hang it up.

She is then seen singing along with the cast during the final song of the special.

Personality
She is power hungry, ruthless, strict, mean-spirited, cruel, sadistic, somewhat humorous and funny, and extremely abusive. She shows no compassion for anyone and even goes far to even kicking out Chris and Elmo as well when she kicks Cookie Monster out of the museum. She strongly takes pride in her role as the lead security guard of the museum of the modern cookie, and even mocks and makes fun of people for being different, and doesn't like to apologize, since she had nearly refused to apologize to Cookie Monster for accusing him of stealing the paintings.

She is shown to be somewhat nice in some scenarios, since she had apologized to Cookie Monster for her mistake, but it was only because Chris had forced her, and reminded her to do so, and she had sang along at the end and was later nice after she realized her mistake.