Captain Batterbeard

"Watch yer boot there matey!"

- Batterbeard to the estate agent. Captain Batterbeard was a notorious space pirate who met an estate agent in prison. After killing everyone in the prison he got eaten by a space seagull.

Appearence
"You've got no idea what it's like to be me! To have batter for skin, to be this delicious... To be hounded day and night by dreaded space seagulls..."

- Captain Batterbeard manipulating the estate agent. Captain Batterbeard appears like a severed head covered in batter with an eyepatch and a brown beard, also covered in batter. He had a hat and his head was on a piece of paper.

Personality
"Aye. 'Tis nothing more than they deserve."

- Captain Batterbeard about all of the estate agents in the prison. Captain Batterbeard decieved the estate agent to help him into escaping from the prison. He was very sadistic and sensitive about his condition.

Early Life
Captain Batterbeard was a notorious space pirate from the Deep Fry universe looting and pillaging.

Captured
Captain Batterbeard was captured and held captive at the Space Prison #804.

Space Prison
After an estate agent gets captured because he's an estate agent which is now illegal, he kicks a sheet of paper. Under that paper is Captain Batterbeard who reveals himself. The estate agent then realises that he is in a cell and that Batterbeard is his cellmate. The estate agent then explains that he didn't do anything illegal or wrong. Batterbeard then asks the estate agent what he was doing before he was captured. Batterbeard, now knowing that the guy is an estate agent explains that it's illegal to be an estate agent in space. Batterbeard then reminds the estate agent that it's under space law now since Earth was added to the galactic grouping the week before. After the estate agent throws some insults towards Batterbeard, he spits some frozen chips at the estate agent. Batterbeard then explains that he wants the estate agent to help him escape. Batterbeard then says that the estate agent could be his sidekick. The estate agent then angrily asks Batterbeard what he can bring to the table other that "salt and vinegar" which makes him cry (but he's faking it of course). Suddenly, a hole in the ground opens and a balloon start emerging and inflating. The ballon man is Prison Officer Balloon Dennis who the estate agent distracts long enough for Butterbeard to impale him by spitting a frozen chip. Officer Dennis pops and his skeleton falls down the hole. The estate agent is traumatized from the sight and Batterbeard spits a chip at the walls causing the estate agent and Batterbeard to get sucked into space. Batterbeard then mocks the choking and freezing estate agent. Batterbeard's ship then arrives and he shoots the prison down killing several prison guards and prisoners. A space seagull then ate Batterbeard "Oh sh**t, space seagull!"

- Batterbeard's last words.

Powers & Abilities
"That be just a taster!"

- Captain Batterbeard to the estate agent after spitting frozen chips onto him.


 * Spit frozen chips: Captain Batterbeard can spit frozen chips which even kills Officer Dennis.
 * Breathing in space: Captain Batterbeard can breathe in space.