Bridge Keeper

Bridge Keeper:"What...is your name?"

Sir Robin:"Sir Robin of Camelot."

Bridge Keeper: "What...is your quest?"

Sir Robin: "I seek the Holy Grail."

Bridge Keeper: "What.........is the capital of Assyria?"

Sir Robin: "Wha- I don't know tha- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

~conversation between Sir Robin and the Bridge Keeper as Robin is thrown into the gorge

The Bridge Keeper is a villain from the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He watches over the Bridge of Death, which spans the Gorge of Eternal Peril. He asks anyone who wishes to cross three questions. If they get one wrong, they are magically hurled into the gorge. He often used clever tricks, such as asking Sir Lancelot simple questions, then adding more difficult ones for Sir Robin. He was killed when King Arthur turned one of his questions back on him. He couldn't answer, and was hurled into the gorge. The conversation ended like this: Bridge Keeper-"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" King Arthur- "A European swallow or an African swallow?" Bridge Keeper-"I don't know that! No, WAI-AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!"