Grizelda Weezmer

"You little scamp. You'll never see daylight again."

- Grizelda Weezmer aka the Crazy Witch Lady "Now look, I'm not a monster. I'm gonna let you folks decide which one of ya I stab and stab and stab ntil you're dead!"

- Grizelda Weezmer to her prisoners.

Grizelda Weezmer is a old woman living in the twon of Camden County, though her full name as she says, doesn't help things much. She unfortunately goes by an awful nickname "Crazy Witch Lady" because of the townspeople were just afraid of her and had been teasing her for some long time, just for having being looked like a ghoulish old hag, even fooled themselves into thinking she is some kind of a witch. That made her appear to be a bit more unusual, unstable, scary and crazy. Grizelda happens to be the mother of Patty the Daytime Hooker and the ex-wife of Patty's father Chasing Squirrels. She is often mad at her own daughter for taking her father's side of the divorce years ago in the first place. Grizelda is the main antagonist of "Witch Lady" of My Name Is Earl.

She was portrayed by veteran actress Betty White.