Hanson

"I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker."

- Hanson

Hanson is a creepy caretaker and the second main antagonist of the 2001 parody film Scary Movie 2. is the caretaker and chef of Hell House mansion whose most striking feature is a malformed left hand that he refers to as his 'Strong Hand'. His hand proves a source of much disgust throughout the film, in particular during a dinner he had prepared for the guests of the house which he ruins by mashing his hand into the food as well as licking and humping a Turkey.

He was portrayed by comedian Chris Elliot.

It is later revealed he was working for Hugh Kane. He captured Brenda Meeks' brother Shorty and drugged him, claiming he did not, cut open his head and made him eat his own brain. He fought Cindy Campell, Brenda, and Theo Keyoko in the basement and later explodes. He comes back at the end as a hot dog vendor exclaiming he came back for Cindy, only to be hit with a car by a 'distracted' Shorty.

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 * Contrary to popular belief, towards the end of the film, Hanson does not offer Dwight Hartman his 'strong hand'. He instead states "No! My other hand isn't strong enough. Take my lil' hand!".
 * In a deleted scene, it is revealed he murdered both Caroline and Hugh Cane, because he loved Caroline, but she rejected him.