Martin Mucklowe

"A couple of years ago, I had a job. Long-haul lorry driving for Hawkins' Bazaar. And one day, I was coming back from Dover late at night with a lorry load of puppets. And this little dog darted in front of me. No collar, no nothing. I swerved to avoid him, but, well, I hit him head on. I stopped the cab, got down, and its legs were mangled like a drawer-full of phone chargers. I picked him up, cradled his head as he was dying, And I looked into his big, brown eyes. And I felt absolutely nothing. And you know why? Because I've got no empathy. Zilch. Zero, nil points, nothing." "Martin Mucklowe is a villain in the BBC mockumentary/sitcom This Country. He is the father of Kerry Mucklowe (one of the main protagonists of the series) but treats her horribly. Despite this, Kerry still obliviously believes he loves her."