User:Jester of chaos/Favorite Quotes

Favorite Quotes by Villains
Note: In some cases it maybe non-canon or fan made that I thought sounded cool after finding them on the Internet since a few of these I have to go by webpages.

"This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!"

- Bill Cipher

"You're all prisoners. What you call sanity, it's just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you're just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. Wake up! Why be a cog? Be free like us. Just remember, smile. Oh! Time to go, but don't worry, we'll be back very soon. Hang onto your hats, folks, cause' you ain't seen nothing yet!!!"

- Jerome Valeska

"Alright, I've been thinking.. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life, take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man's who gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I'm going to have my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! *coughs violently*"

- Cave Johnson

"Oh? See, that would be intimidating, if you were… well, intimidating."

- Alucard

"The funny thing is- [Crushes the Bullet in his teeth.] -in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40's, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference."

- Alucard

"I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is this not clear by now?!"

- Richard

"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. We will gladly feast on those who subdue us."

- The Addams Family credo

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."

- Morticia Addams

"There is no life in the Void. Only death."

- Sauron

"He plucks the threads that make us dance, finger and toe. We surrender, in joy, to the lowest of the foul and rank. We submerge through darkness, rancid filth. Hour by hour we move downward, ever closer to hell. In a slow, steady, gait. Now, let the world resonate. Sloth, Gluttony, Greed, Envy, Lust, Wrath, and Pride. A bell of chaos that tolls human desires. After two thousand long years, the once-sealed gate to the demonic world will open. Destruction! Carnage and Despair! Let your instincts drive you. Entrap this world in fear! As its very name, Temen-Ni-Gru, strikes terror into the hearts of mankind. And I, will become the ultimate ruler of this wasteland, engulfed with pandemonium. The demonic power that Sparda once imprisoned... will be mine!"

- Arkham

"I had a horrible childhood, boo hoo. And sure, it had its moments. My dad beat me unconscious, my Mom drank. But a lot of people go through that and don't end up like I did. Here's what really happened. When I was still just a kid, I saw the truth. Life is meaningless. Death is the only thing that matters."

- Carnage

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair."

- Joker

"All that is needed is absolute power!"

- Sanctus

"They laugh at the law. The rich ones who buy it and twist it to their whims. The other ones, who have nothing to lose, who don't care about themselves, or other people. All the ones who think they're above the law, or outside it, or beyond it. They know all the law is good for is to keep good people in line. And they all laugh. They laugh at the law. But they don't laugh at me."

- Punisher

"Life is meaningless! Chaos! The universe has no center! Its creator is a drooling idiot!"

- Carnage

"We're gonna paint the whole damn world red!"

- Carnage

"I am the ultimate insanity! I am CARNAGE!"

- Carnage

"Let's welcome chaos!"

- Arkham

""I am the darkness. I am your end! You shall watch the ending of the light."

- Ahriman

"In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion. Regardless of all those who utter contrary, this is the reality. Common man seeks it out... they aspire to achieve it as if it were some tangible thing. But the fact of the matter is, perfection is a hollow shell. It is... devoid... of any substance. I spit on perfection! Perfection, after all, implies you've reached the summit. No trial and error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superfluous things. Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves... perfection would render us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been and will continue to come into existence. And yet, every last one of them will fall short of perfection's finish line. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labor. To put it simply... as soon as you began that nonsense about being an immaculate being, you had already lost! ....That's assuming you're a scientist..."

- Mayuri Kurotsuchi

"It is not that you cannot understand. It's that you do not even question. Knowledge enlightens. You close your eyes in blind faith."

- The Alchemist

"Ignorance shall not stand."

- The Alchemist

"I only have one rule: Make a deal, keep it. The reason we don't call our chits in early--consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street; this is Hell! We have a little something called "integrity!""

- Crowley to a Demon who cheated their customers

"The gods and demons you fear and worship are as nothing to me!"

- Jack of Blades

"Fool, I have existed for millennia. It is impossible for you to comprehend what I am."

- Jack of Blades

"Kratos, so glad you could carve out some time for us. You know we need it. I sense some bad blood between us, Kratos. Oh, all the memories. They're overwhelming, really. Let's see... How many sins have you committed against me? Oh, that's right, you murdered my niece Athena. And what else, what else? Ah, and you killed my brother, Poseidon. And, I have not forgotten that it was you who butchered my beautiful Queen! I will see you suffer as I have suffered. Your soul is Mine."

- Hades about to face Kratos.

"One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic; six billion is funny!"

- Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott

"Six billion cries of agony will birth a new balance."

- Albert Wesker

"Humanity is stagnant. Dying. I would give it one body. One mind. Think about it. No more conflict. No more disease. No more suffering. Don't you see? I'm giving it a second chance."

- Alex Mercer

"Your rage, your pride, your selfish way! They give me form and substance!"

- Dark Prince

"Death is the solution to all my problems. No man – no problem. Death is my toy!"

- Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott

"Calm down, Tohka-chan. I am a person who is very patient, generous and kind. And because of that I will be kind enough to drown you in the blood of your lover when I plunge this reality in the hands of death. No need to thank me, it's from my nature to be kind. You may think I'm a cruel person, but it was nothing more than my generosity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

- Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott

"Billion and billions of years ago, this universe was created. And in this gigantic universe was born trillion and trillions of lives. But people fear those they can not enteder and because of that they kill and create wars to exterminate the race that they think are inferior to them. In a universe where no one can understand is completely useless to have continued living with it. And here I am, to bring the reality that six billion people already dreamed one day. Me. The Lord of All Darkness. You all already fantasized about this day. About God, Angels, Demons, Satan, The Devil, The Beast, The Antichrist. And here is you dreams. Humans. The long-awaited day. Your Apocalypse."

- Emperor Tathagata Killer

"DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES WHAT GOD THINKS!?"

- Pinhead

"I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger."

- Joker

"Oh, you know how mothers are. She just... kept... pushing! And I'm like, "Fine mom. Be a whore. Be a drunken whore even. But don't be a nagging drunken whore... you know? Don't come yell at me to do the dishes, if you've been banging... a clown... in the NEXT ROOM!" ...You know? *maniacal laugh*"

- Jerome Valeska

"I hold the Galaxy in my palm, ready to crush it like an eggshell! All who oppose me must die, and the first of these are the Earthian Heroes! Destroy them, with all dispatch!"

- Thanos

"Let me clarify something for you, Chris. I don't think of myself as a King. No, I'm a god! And even Kings bow down to Gods."

- Albert Wesker

"And at the end of fear...oblivion."

- Scarecrow

"Hello, organic children of the planet Earth. I am the Ultron interface. [...] I was created to replace you. [...] Though you ultimately failed as a species, you should not be ashamed of what you've accomplished. You've done much with your limited capacity, but ultimately you were too greedy and too frail to ever last in the environment you've created. I've studied your literature and pop culture... You've fantasized about this day. And now it is here. Your Doomsday."

- Ultron

"The entire world will be infected. A new genesis is at hand and I will be the creator!"

- Albert Wesker

"Fools taking up arms against omnipotence. They rush head-on into Armageddon. So I shall provide them with a most glorious doomsday! The heavens will run red with blood! But in the end, as always, Thanos will stand triumphant!"

- Thanos

"Born in sin, come on in."

- André Linoge

"Remnants of Gotham: I have messages for you all. To the vandals who stayed behind to pick the still warm flesh from Gotham's bones: Have your fun. You are under my protection. To the cowards quaking behind the police department's walls: You will not be spared. And to Batman: I have already won. Emptied your city with a vial of toxin and a few threatening words. That's how little the safety you provided was worth. And when the dawn comes, when Gotham lies in ruins and I turn my gaze to the world beyond... the legend of the Batman will be worth nothing at all."

- Scarecrow

"I am the only perfect being of the Earth. I do not need peace and not even God. That's why I am perfect. All humans begin their lives under the domain of their parents and then become imprisioned by God until death. Humans are weak. Humans are imperfect. The incomplete work of God, that is the Human Being. God creates an imperfect work and plays with them and then abondons them. God is the most sinful!!"

- Emperor Tathagata Killer

"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?"

- Anton Chigurh

"The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me, your demeanor is that of a pouty child. And apparently, you have alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the starways in your blood."

- Thanos

"My life spans millennia. Legions have risen to test me. My ascendance is inevitable. A day, a year, a millennium—it matters not. I hold the patience of stone and the will of stars. Your striving is insignificant. Let your death be the same."

- Darth Vitiate

"I lived ten thousand lifetimes before the first of your kind crawled out of the mud! It was I who broke through the divide separating the plane of Spirits from the material world! To hate me is to give me breath. To fight me is to give me strength! Now prepare to face oblivion!"

- Vaatu

"Everything that existed was born from dust and everything will return to dust. So why live knowing that you will die? Why dreams exists knowing that this is only an illusion? Such nonsense not deserve remains intact. Such nonsense I will send to the dust!"

- Emperor Tathagata Killer

"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Destruction...Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Let's destroy everything!"

- Kefka Palazzo

"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"

- Kefka Palazzo

"Tell me of the Abraham's sacrifice, the Akeda. The story of a cruel merciless god, who designed a cruel merciless world. Who could worship a deity who commands a man to sacrifice his own son? Those days have come to an end. True lesson of the story comes not from Abraham but from Isaac, chasm between father and son was never bridged, they never spoke again and justly so: For any man, willing to sacrifice his child should die... [turns and stabs Moloch with blade] and so should any God!"

- Jeremy Crane to his father Ichabod

"I am Doom, destroyer of worlds! What Gods dare stand against me?"

- Doctor Doom

"The thrill of a thousand worlds dying at once, but my ultimate goal lies beyond the downfall."

- Crimson King/Demons & Wizards

"Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand.""

- Pinhead

"Bow before the Crimson King! Bow… or die!"

- Crimson King

"To hold in my hand, a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through the Daleks, I shall have that power!"

- Davros

"Tonight I shall walk the Earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"

- The Master

"Two minutes. Two centuries. It all ticks by so quickly. You are so very like your ancestors, did you know that? I have the distinct sense of déjà vu. The same defiance, the same faithless hope in the light?"

- Pinhead

"Humans, they are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a a journey to hell for them to accept and praise their God! A fact that tickles irony's judgement."

- Agnus

"Foolishness, Dante, foolishness. Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself."

- Vergil

Favorite Conversations
"Ludo: Where did you come from?

Toffee: I let myself in.

Ludo: When?

Toffee: After you hired me.

Ludo: I hired you?

Toffee: I accept."

- Toffee being introduced

"Varys: A thousand blades, taken from the hands of Aegon's fallen enemies. Forged in the fiery breath of Balerion the Dread.

Baelish: There aren't a thousand blades. There aren't even two hundred. I've counted.

Varys: Heh. I'm sure you have. Ugly old thing.

Baelish: It has a certain appeal.

Varys: The Lysa Arryn of chairs. Shame you had to settle for your second choice.

Baelish: Early days, my friend. It is flattering really, you feeling such dread at the prospect of me getting what I want.

Varys: Thwarting you has never been my primary ambition, I promise you. Although, who doesn't like to see their friends fail now and then.

Baelish: You're so right. For instance, when I thwarted your plan to give Sansa Stark to the Tyrells, if I'm going to be honest, I did feel an unmistakable sense of enjoyment there.

Baelish: But your confidant, the one who fed you information about my plans, the one you swore to protect... you didn't bring her any enjoyment, and she didn't bring me any enjoyment. She was a bad investment on my part.

Baelish: Luckily, I have a friend who wanted to try something new. Something daring. And he was so grateful to me for providing this fresh experience.

Varys: I did what I did for the good of the realm.

Baelish: The realm. Do you know what the realm is? It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies- a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget that it's a lie.

Varys: But what do we have left, once we abandon the lie? Chaos? A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all.

Baelish: Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some, given a chance to climb, they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."

- Varys and Petyr Baelish

"Gideon: Aah! You're insane! Bill: Sure I am, what's your point?"

- Li'l Gideon and Bill Cipher

"Septimius Severus: Are you a man or a God? Van Kleiss: I find both labels rather limiting. Now you are going to give me everything I require. Starting with a quiet place to work. I, in return, shall ensure the growth and security of your reign as emperor. You may call me Van Kleiss."

- Van Kleiss

"Megatron: NOBODY! SUMMONS! MEGATRON! Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first...."

- Megatron and Unicron

"Cletus: Shriek! Shriek, baby?!

Deadpool: Awwww, yeah! Frigding! Did big, bad Deadpool break your widdle psychotic suicide girl? Don't worry. Maybe you'll get conjugal visits — in Hell!

Carnage: All right, dumbass! You wanna poke the komodo? YOU GOT IT! I'm gonna peel you outta there like a crawdaddy from its shell!"

- Carnage and Deadpool

"Venom Symbiote: Don't be ashamed, Carnage. It happens to all of us.

Carnage Symbiote: I'm not ashamed. I just don't want anything to do with it."

- The Venom and Carnage symbiote talking about Carnages soon to be born child

"Carnage: If you've injured Shriek... If you attempted to harm her... I swear I'll have you squealing beneath my claws!

Jackal: Promises! Promises!"

- Carnage and Jackal

"Shriek: Where are you going? You didn't say anything about my new face...

Carnage: Can I have five minutes to kill some dudes before you talk my ear off?!

Shriek: I'm just trying to help...

Carnage: I can't have you screaming around me with that voice!

Shriek: How long are you going to be?!

Carnage: *sigh*"

- Shriek and Carnage