The Healthy Band

The Healthy Band is a group of talking food that sings about being healthy, from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5. The members include a human-sized piece of steak made to resemble a chef, a can of spinach, and a loaf of bread who drums. Later on, a refrigerator also joins.

Ironically though they are a band they aren't very good singers, and their song is more talking than singing. Their song says that foods that actually are healthy are unhealthy, and vice versa, and they contradict one another over what foods are good for you and what foods are bad and will "make your teeth turn gray".

They become angry when interrupted by the telephone ringing, though they themselves interrupt or ignore Duck Guy's questions. When Duck Guy tries to escape (perhaps after being warned by Red Guy on the phone), they have a can that eats Duck Guy's organs and puts them into smaller cans, which is then fed to the Yellow Guy. They are the evilest teachers to appear in the series up to episode 5, because they actually kill a main character in a gruesome manner.