Sea Bear

A Sea Bear is a large piranha-like fish with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked by one in The Camping Episode. However, SpongeBob and Patrick are fervent believers, having read about them in the Bikini Bottom Enquirer and Fake Science Monthly.

Attracting a Sea Bear
There is a wide range of things that can attracting a Sea Bear and why.


 * Playing the clarinet badly (they might hate the sound or it upsets them.)
 * Waving a flashlight around (its their natural prey.)
 * Eating or holding cubed cheese or possibly cheese in general (perhaps they hate it or the smell might set it off.)
 * Stomping around (they take it as a challenge.)
 * Wearing a hoop skirt (it might disgust it.)
 * Wearing clown shoes (ridicule)
 * Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (offensive, perhaps.)
 * Screeching like a chimpanzee (may mimic the sound of a dying animal.)
 * Running from a Sea Bear (might show cowardness.)
 * Limping from a Sea Bear (might also show cowardness)
 * Crawling away from a Sea Bear (might also show cowardness)
 * Drawing ovals in the Dirt (dirt ovals can't protect against sea bears)

Prevention
The only known thing that can prevent a sea bear attack is an Anti-Sea Bear circle (only a circle, not an oval, it has to be a circle).All the experts say its the only thing that can stop a seabear.