Count Batula

"Oh no, I think I drunk too much! OHH SHIII..."

- Count Batula's last words before falling into the grinder.

"I think you are my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson, Conker."

- As he says that he is related to Conker

Count Batula is the great-great-great-great-great grandfather of Conker and he is part vampire and squirrel. The player first encounters him in the chapter Spooky.

History
Count Batula is a vampiric squirrel who has living in his mansion for three centuries.

Conker first meets Count Batula inside his mansion. At first, he greets Conker nicely, and offers him some food and wine. When Conker insults one of his ancestors, the Count gets furious, but then settles down.

When the Villagers arrive, Count Batula reveals that he is Conker's great-great-great-great-great grandfather, and he was going to kill Conker and drink his blood, but now sees that he can be of use to him. He then turns Conker into a bat, and makes him fetch him some villagers and drop them into a grinder, where their blood is pumped up into Count Batula's mouth. He hangs upside down on a rope under a pipe that pumps blood from the grinder.

After drinking too much blood, he gets very overweight, which causes the ropes of which he hangs from to snap, causing him to fall to his death into his own grinder.

Personality
Count Batula is very arrogant and sadistic. He is the only character of Conker's Bad Fur Day to never have any humor whatsoever.

Quotes

 * "You are not of noble birth and never will be!!"
 * "I never drink... wine."
 * "Welcome to the family. Welcome indeed."