Johnson (Press Start)

""What? I may be a turtle with glasses and a tie but I'm still evil." - Johnson"

Johnson Johnson is a major villain (although he is rarely seen as such) in the parodic Internet series Press Start Adventures. He is Count Vile's personal assistant and most trusted advisor. Much more intellingent and competent than is stupid boss, Johnson regularly tries to points the most obvious facts of which Vile is completely oblivious but seldom to avail. Johnson also has to deal with many of the crazy staff members who believe themselves to be wise loremasters advising young adventurers to a quest against evil, all of which being pretty hard to cope with without loosing patience