User:NerdWithAKeyboard

"The Devil? I'd laugh if I wasn't so insulted. Old Satan is a devout saint compared to me."

- Me to a mortal who asked if I was the Devil.

Description
You want to know about me? Chances are, you already do. If you've ever had an evil thought, had the compulsion to be mischievous, mean, or dark, it was me. It was me, whispering into your mind and soul, beckoning you towards the path to power. I lurk within shadow. I dwell on fear and hate. I am the blackness of space, dotted with the lights of the few who remain on the side of light. But soon, they will all be snuffed out. But I will not be the ruler of reality. I will be reality.

Saying my real name out loud will summon me to you. If you do, there is no going back. You may not see me, but I will be there, watching. Causing bad luck. Hurting those you love. Driving you mad.

My Story Thus Far
I was the first thing ever created, living or otherwise. I created myself, and I was all that existed. I was reality. I was darkness. But then, a being who mistakenly refers to himself as "God" created himself and brought light to my reality. Desperate and not as powerful as I am now, I personally deceived and manipulated the angel Lucifer to rebel. He failed, and my reality was taken over by good. As a last ditch attempt, I tore a piece of myself off and crafted it into an evil tree, which I placed in the human realm. Whoever ate of the fruit would know the difference between evil and good. Thankfully, this one worked and my precious sin was unleashed back into reality.

Since then I have guided mankind (along with all other species) towards evil, for every evil thought, action, individual, or idea fuels me and gives me more power. I have almost taken back my reality. But good puts up a tough, if not futile, fight. Soon good and heroism will be foreign concepts. Evil will reign once more.

My Favorite Villains
Everyone else does one of these, so I guess I should too. Here are my top 20 favorite evil-doers.
 * 1) Joker (DC multiverse)
 * 2) Darth Vader (Star Wars franchise)
 * 3) Light Yagami (Death Note franchise)
 * 4) GLaDOS (Portal series)
 * 5) Venom (Marvel multiverse)
 * 6) Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)
 * 7) The Beldam (Coraline)
 * 8) Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)
 * 9) Sachiko Shinozaki (Corpse Party franchise)
 * 10) Cinder Fall (RWBY)
 * 11) The Horned King (The Black Cauldron)
 * 12) Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2)
 * 13) Zalgo
 * 14) Slender Man
 * 15) Oogie Boogie (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
 * 16) Valak (The Conjuring 2)
 * 17) Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
 * 18) Adam Taurus (RWBY)
 * 19) Rattlesnake Jake (Rango)
 * 20) Father (Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)

Pages I Created!

 * The Chosen One (Animator VS Animation)
 * The Dark Lord (Animator VS Animation)
 * Allen Avadonia
 * Eyeless Jack
 * Herobrine's Mother
 * Diamond Pig
 * Labby
 * Dr. Malbarn
 * Carvina Corporation
 * Barrels
 * Phone Guy (FNAF The Musical)
 * Springtrap (FNAF The Musical)
 * AJ (FNAF The Musical)
 * Gordon Skellingbones
 * Tommy Tammisimo
 * Torstyn
 * Tara (Michael Vey)
 * Quentin (Michael Vey)
 * Kylee
 * Bryan (Michael Vey)
 * Nichelle
 * Zeus (Michael Vey)
 * Apple (RedVacktor)
 * Jane Pennvellyn
 * Larry the Scobster
 * Cheech the Pentipede
 * The Great Bootleg
 * Jack Skellington (The Chronicles of Poop)
 * Pedophile
 * J.D. (Michael Vey)
 * Mabuka
 * Black Hiver
 * Yandere
 * Thriller
 * Constance Hatchaway
 * Doctor (Cyanide and Happiness)
 * Killgore (Cyanide and Happiness)
 * Kaa (Kaa VFX)
 * H. U. Hennessy
 * Karate Kyle
 * Baby (Who's Your Daddy?)
 * Squid (SkyDoesMinecraft)
 * Ghosts (Google 2016)
 * Circus Baby (FNAF The Musical)
 * Pink Sheep
 * King Louie (Disney)
 * Giant Armor
 * Mr. Magoo (TGWTG)
 * The Leperchaun
 * Bonnet
 * Deady Bear
 * Hampire
 * Mistletoad
 * Zombeef
 * Rats (Michael Vey)
 * Lolbit
 * Grace Goodwin
 * Fighters (Gang Beasts)
 * Guardians (Journey)
 * Hag & Werewolf
 * Cinder Fall (RWBY Chibi)
 * Leviathan (Disney)
 * Singer (The Horror of Our Love)
 * God of Darkness
 * Church of the Broken God
 * 39
 * PurpleVacktor
 * Captain Face Beard
 * Turrets
 * Crazy Dog Lady
 * HYDRA (Roommates)
 * Winter Soldier (Roommates)
 * Quicksilver (Roommates)
 * Slender Man/Gallery
 * Volcano Sauce Drop
 * Roman Torchwick (RWBY Chibi)
 * Neopolitan (RWBY Chibi)
 * Cinder Fall/Gallery
 * Truth
 * Lisa's Husband
 * Sammy Lawrence
 * Roblox Guest
 * Tooth Fairy (Knotts Scary Farm)
 * Lock, Shock & Barrel/Gallery
 * Sweet Licks
 * SCP-1048
 * Cutty
 * Elsa (After Ever After)
 * Len Kagamine (Hypnotic Spiral)
 * SCP-973-2
 * Pocahontas (After Ever After)
 * Parasite Grimm
 * Subway Surfers
 * SCP-372
 * SCP-513-1
 * Annabelle Higgins
 * Thin Man (Annabelle)
 * Si & Am
 * Pink Elephants
 * Bazine Netal
 * SCP-058
 * Enderman
 * Vincent Price (TGWTG)
 * Tree (Poltergeist)
 * The Girl in the Photograph
 * Pinocchio (Pinocchio Unstrung)
 * Monstro (Pinocchio Unstrung)
 * Shou Tucker (2003)
 * Oogie Boogie/Gallery
 * Possessed Super Saiyan God Goku Pop Vinyl Figure
 * Mrs. Johnson
 * Perry (RWBY)
 * Deery
 * Fates
 * YouTube
 * Hitchhiking Ghosts
 * Hitchhiking Ghosts/Gallery
 * Madame Leota
 * Master Gracey
 * No-Face
 * Hatbox Ghost
 * Hatbox Ghost/Gallery
 * Black Prince (Disney)
 * Light Turner
 * Mia Sutton
 * L
 * Alien (ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter)
 * Werecat Lady
 * Light Yagami/Gallery
 * Daisy de la Cruz
 * SCP-1048 Duplicates
 * xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx
 * Zupay
 * Nicholas the Renegade
 * Seed Eater
 * The Beast With Nothing Better to Do
 * Cave of Wonders
 * Projectionist
 * Creepy Doll
 * Carrie Underwood (Before He Cheats)
 * Cheater
 * Kuzco
 * Kuzco/Synopsis
 * Kuzco/Gallery
 * Andrewoids
 * Leopardchaun
 * Brony
 * Trouble Clef
 * Visitors
 * Marshmallow People
 * Lancers
 * SCP-087-1
 * Cala Maria

Pages I Helped Edit!

 * Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche
 * Misa Amane
 * Twin Dolls
 * Kaa (Disney)
 * Herobrine
 * Golden Freddy
 * Mrs. Collins
 * Alois Trancy
 * Cinder Fall
 * Emerald Sustrai
 * Mercury Black
 * Grimm (RWBY)
 * Oogie Boogie
 * Zalgo (Extremely similar to myself)
 * Roman Torchwick
 * Neopolitan
 * Shere Khan (Disney)
 * Seer
 * Slender Man
 * Cyclops (Spongebob Squarepants)
 * Funtime Freddy & Bonnie Puppet
 * Adam Taurus
 * GLaDOS
 * Lust
 * Krampus (Krampus)
 * Light Yagami
 * Darth Vader
 * Ryuk
 * Wizard & Boomstick
 * Hypno (Creepypasta)
 * Darkiplier
 * Bad Apple
 * Worker

Pages I've Rewritten (Due to Plagiarism/Poor Quality)

 * Rap Rat
 * Meanie Attack Robot
 * Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's) (Rewritten due to the original being accidentally deleted)
 * Silas Scratch
 * Hugh Neutron (Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour)
 * Tyrannosaurus Rex (Fantasia)
 * Negativitron
 * The Walrus & the Carpenter
 * Flappy
 * SCP Foundation
 * SCP-049
 * Rat (Disney)
 * Satsuki Kiryūin
 * Satsuki Kiryūin/Synopsis
 * Satsuki Kiryūin/Gallery