Dan (Dan Vs.)

'"I hate everything!"

- Dan '

Dan is the the titular protagonist villain in the animated series ''Dan Vs. ''Although the "hero" of the series, Dan is a very hostile and short-tempered man with a mission to get revenge on anyone and anything he deems has wronged him. He always calls his best friend Chris whenever he is plotting or enacting revenge. He has said that he has been thrown out of libraries and jailed on multiple occasions. Dan has said to have been tear-gassed so many times that he no longer feels any effects from it, and he has also been maced enough times to claim that it is "tangier" than tear-gas. He seems to really like his car, despite it's state of disrepair; several of his "revenge missions" were instigated by people damaging or tampering with it. He also is very fond of his female cat, Mr. Mumbles, and cannot remain angry at her for very long. At the end of every episode's prologue, he always raises on fists in the air in anger and shout out the name of whatever he is about to go up against and add the word(s) to the episodes' titles. Dan is unemployed and lives in a dilapidated apartment.

Appearance
His everyday outfit consists of blue jeans, black boots, and a black T-shirt that says "JERK" in white letters. He has black hair, green eyes, a goatee, a slight stubble on his chin, and round teeth.

Personality
Dan is a rude, crude, mean, nasty, vile, uncouth, unpleasant, prickly, surly, churlish, judgemental, selfish, ill-tempered, angry, appalling, objectional, hot-headed, indecent, caustic, insulting, repugnant, detestable, and offensive man. He seems to care about no one but himself. However he seems to love his teddy bear Brutus, his pet kitten, Mr. Mumbles and his red car..

Season 1

 * New Mexico - tried to destroy the state.
 * The Wolfman - Chased a kid in a werewolf costume with Chris presuming it to be the real Wolfman.
 * The Animal Shelter - Blew up an Animal Shelter and made all the animals escape. Although his heroic side is when he rescued his kitten, Mr. Mumbles.
 * The Barber - Got Chris and Elise incriminated, and killed Becky's boyfriend Mike with scissors.
 * Dan* - Tried to rage against a look-alike who stole his identity.
 * The Family Camping Trip - Tried to wreck Elise's trip with Chris and her parents, and scared kids off.
 * Burgerphile - Got Burgerphile on fire, then said "Naked" to Hortense, possibly meaning he wants to have sex with her.

Season 2

 * The Family Thanksgiving - set the house on fire.


 * The Neighbors - Wrecked the new neighbors' (who are presumed by Dan to be cannibals) house with cockroaches.


 * The Bank - Tried to rob a bank.


 * The Gym - Robbed Chris' house, lied to Elise along with Chris without Elise looking behind her that Dan and Chris are right by the gym.


 * Gigundo-Mart - Stole Elise's shrink ray and shrunk her.


 * Chris - Threatened to steal Chris' death ray gun and go after him, threw a skunk inside Chris' house, set up Chris' house on fire, and almost tried to knock Chris off a cliff (sort of like a parody of when Scar killed Mufasa in The Lion King, except that Dan did not kill Chris, Chris actually apoligized to him about the fight.)

Season 3

 * Anger Management - Tried to create World War III by trying to kill a family of squirrels and destroyed a TV.
 * The Boss - Helped the boss try to kill Chris.
 * The Mechanic - Bullied Elise, and tortured Chris.
 * The High School Reunion - Tried to destroy a high school reunion.
 * The Superhero - Tried to get revenge on a superhero called Terrifi-Guy, and became a supervillain.

Trivia

 * In Elise's Parents, Dan tells Elise that he has no dental records. A possible nod to The Dentist in which he stole his own records to prove that his dentist was a supervillain.
 * In the episode Dan Vs. Dan, it is shown that Dan is 5' 6"  in height, weighs 105 lbs, and was born on October 31, 1975.
 * Chris is rumored to be his only friend. Despite this, he has a friend named Ted, who is on Dan's list and has yet to appear in the series.
 * He also has a football table, but he claims he is an "air hockey man".
 * He is fully aware Mr. Mumbles is female.
 * Dan has another friend, besides Chris, named Ted. He has yet to make an appearance. He's on Dan's list.
 * Like Rigby, Dan is considered to be an anti-hero, due to the fact he does questionable things.
 * He can do many things to fix his mistakes..
 * He is voiced by Curtis Armstrong.