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JusSonic presents

Lilo in Wonderland

Starring

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt as Lilo Pelekai

Eleanor Worthington Cox as the singing voice of Lilo Pelekai

Rosie Perez as Chel

Jeff Bergman as Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn

Will Ryan as Digit

James Woods as Warren T. Rat

Nathan Lane as Timon

Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa

John Ratzenburger as Heimlich

Dave Foley as Flik

Travis Oates as Piglet

Erin Torpey as Princess Aurora

Keith David as Dr. Facilier

Phil Snyder as Jiminy Cricket

Jennifer Cody as Charlotte LaBouff

Jim Cummings as Kaa

Eric Idle as Sir Hiss

Corey Burton as the Dormouse

Cloris Leachman as Gnorga

and

Tom Kenny as King Llort

Chorus: Lilo in Wonderland

Male Chorus: How do you get to Wonderland?

Chorus: Over the hills or underland Or just behind a tree? When clouds go rolling by

Male Chorus: They roll away and leave the sky

Chorus: Where is the land beyond the eye The people cannot see? Where can it be?

Male Chorus: Where do stars go? Where is the crescent moon?

Female Chorus: They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon

Chorus: Lilo in Wonderland

Female Chorus: Where is the path to Wonderland?

Chorus: Over the hill or here or there I wonder where

One sunny day in England, there were a lot of activities in the park. Toons were either playing games or fishing in the pond. Sitting under a tree was a Mexican woman with mocha-colored skin, straight black hair with bangs, and brown eyes, wearing a pink and white top with a strip of orange that goes across the middle, a white slip that covers her wide hips, two jade bracelets, and two gold earrings. Her name was Chel, and she was currently reading a history book.

"...leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Mario and Luigi, the earls of Toonia and Toonance declared for him, and even Donkey Kong-" Chel was cut off when a sandal waved at her face. "Lilo!"

Sitting on a branch was an 8-year-old Hawaiian girl with tan skin, black hair, and brown eyes, wearing white panties, a red muumuu with white patterned leaves and dark blue sandals. She also wears a pink flower in her hair. Her name was Lilo Pelekai, Chel's daughter. Right now, she was making a daisy chain rather than listening to Chel. Accompanying her on a branch was an orange goldfish with yellow gills, long eyelashes, red lips, and blue eyes. Her name was Cleo.

"I'm listening," Lilo told Chel in a bored voice.

As Lilo continued making her daisy chain, Chel continues reading. "And even Donkey Kong, the archbishop of Toonterbury, agreed to meet with Pikachu and offered him the crown." Meanwhile, Lilo placed her completed daisy chain on Cleo's head, who shook it off onto Chel's head. Lilo giggled, but Chel shouted, "Lilo! Will you please pay attention to your history lesson?"

"I'm sorry, Mom." Lilo apologized. "But how can I possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?"

"My dear child, there are a lot of great books in this world without pictures," Chel responded.

Lilo rolled her eyes. "In this world, perhaps. But in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures."

"Your world?" Chel asked with a laugh. "What nonsense."

Then an idea sprung in Lilo's head. She picked up Cleo and set on her lap. "That's it, Cleo! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense." Cleo nodded in agreement. "Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't," Lilo continued. This perplexed Cleo, who shook her head in confusion. "And in the opposite way, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" asked Lilo and Cleo nodded and gurgle. Lilo jumped down to the ground, and Chel was too busy reading to notice. "In my world." Lilo said, "You wouldn't say gurgle. You'd say, 'Yes, Miss Lilo.'" Cleo gurgled. "Oh, but you would." Lilo said as she picked up her fish. She started to walk away. "You'd be just like people, Cleo, and all the other animals too." She put Cleo down in a flower bed, as Lilo said, "Why, in my world..."

Lilo: Cats and rabbits Would reside in fancy little houses And be dressed in hats and shoes and trousers.

Lilo drops a flower on Cleo and she bats it away. Lilo lies down in the daisy field.

Lilo: In a world of my own All the flowers Would have very extra special powers They would sit and talk to me for hours When I'm lonely in a world of my own

A bluebird lands in a tree and begins to chirp.

Lilo: There'd be new birds Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds

The bird goes to a small pond and splashes around in it.

Lilo: Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds

The bird flew back to the branch and dried itself off.

Lilo: Within that world of my own I could listen to a babbling brook And hear a song that I could understand

Lilo and Cleo lie down on the riverbank.

Lilo: I keep wishing it could be that way Because my world would be a wonderland

As the song ended, Lilo closed her eyes and touched a river and her reflection rippled. Suddenly, a new reflection formed farther down the river. Cleo's jaws dropped and she did take a double take. The reflection was a duck with black feathers, and orange beak, and webbed feet. He also wears a white collar around his neck. His name was Daffy Duck. He had his eyes closed as he walked and whistled a tune.

Cleo started to tug on Lilo as she gurgled loudly, trying to get the girl's attention.

"Oh, Cleo," Lilo said. "It's just a duck with black feathers..." Her eyes snapped open and she too did a double take with a surprised look on her face. Daffy pulled out a pocket watch from his pocket, as Lilo added in surprise, "And a watch!"

Daffy looked at the watch and a look of shock appeared on his face.

"Oh, geez!" Daffy exclaimed. He began to run away, as he yelled, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"

"Now this is curious," Lilo said. "What can a duck possibly be late for?" She got up and started to follow the duck and Cleo followed her owner, as Lilo yelled, "Please, sir!"

Daffy: I'm late, I'm late For a very important date No time to say hello, good-bye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

As he disappeared over a hill, Lilo stopped and said to her fish, "It must be awfully important, like a party or something!" Then she yelled, as she and Cleo chased after him, "Mister Duck! Wait!"

Daffy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm overdue! I'm really in a stew!

Daffy reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned.

Daffy: No time to say good-bye, hello! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

He jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Lilo and Cleo ran to the rabbit hole and Lilo got down on her knees.

"My, what a peculiar place to have a party," she said and Cleo gurgled in agreement. Lilo started to crawl into the hole and was surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel. "You know, Cleo, we really shouldn't...uh...uh...be doing this..." Lilo said as she squeezed into the tunnel. "After all, we haven't been invited!" She did fit, but she was a tad too big, as she crawled down the tunnel and added, "And curiosity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!" The reason why she had suddenly screamed because she had fallen. The tunnel had lead to another large hole. Cleo was lucky enough not to fall also, as she watched Lilo fell down, rapidly. "Good-bye, Cleo!" Lilo shouted, as she fell into the darkness and the girl and fish waved to each other. "GOOD-BYYYYEEE!" 