Earl Gundy

"Fuck you! You will suffer forever!"

- Earl Gundy aka The Beast.

Earl Gundy, also known as "Governor Gundy", "The Anti-Christ" and "Satan", simply prefers himself as "The Beast", is a foul-mouthed, charismatic and seductive Afro-American politcian who is the governor of the American state of Idaho as well as the mayor of its capital city Boise, and he is actually the living Antichrist who seeks to rule the world, and he is the main antagonist of the 2013 apocalyptic, supernatural fantasy-comedy movie Rapture-Palooza (also known as Ecstasy)

He was portrayed by Craig Robinson who also starred as himself in the 2013 apocalyptic comedy This Is the End.

History
It first began with the Rapture when all of the blessed living people of Earth were taken to Heaven while the rest of the world was lest to experience and suffer a series of catastrophes and horrors both predicted (such as the skies raining blood and tormenting, talking locusts) and unforeseen (such as Wraiths and foul-mouthed, talking crows) and after a full year since it occured along with the chain of events after it, Earl Gundy, knowing he is possessed by Satan, had risen up and made himself known on the political stage. This prominent but dangerous potilical figure who was a former mayoral candidate for office turned mayor of the city of Boise, hails from the state of Idaho while he already somehow became the state's governor through unknowns means quickly gained in his own favor. He was later invited to the White House in Washington D.C. where he cleverly poisoned all the sandwiches and other food, thus killling the government officials and White House staff including the Joint Cheis of Staff, and quickly assumed total control over the United States. After he took over, he then assumed control over the nation's missle defense system as he started using the missles to force everyone in the world to obey him. He does that by blowing up cities across the globe such as Chicago, Tokyo, London, and Orlando, to simply make everyone scared of him. During his reign of terror, Earl Gundy

He first append in television for interview with interviewer Liz and talked about his divorce and he had a son Little Beast. he had Wraths as his hencemen. when Mr. House took his son Ben and his girlfriend Lindsey to visited Earl. When Earl and his son meet them and Mr House intuction to his son and girlfriend Lindsey Earl caught eye on her and begun lust her and took her to house  for asking need help and show his weapon to her then he shot the crow and dies in front of Lindsey. In Odrer to kill The Beast, Lindsey and Ben had team up with his drug dealer brother to lured Beast to sealed to hell. Lindesy was invted by Earl as his date in the night. He sings for her I want touch your booty and Ben come to saved her and Lindsey shoot him dead then God was here and Earl was revied as Satan and fight each other until their death

He lust for Lindsey's beauty which make her boyfriend Ben House as Earl's love rival.

Quotes
"I might take you to rock bottom, but I'm gonna bring you back up...!"

- Earl Gundy during one of his political campaigns. "...because I'm Earl Gundy, and we can make it!"

- Earl Gundy during one of his political campaigns.

"Well, she's kind of a stupid, vapid whore, Liz. I'm just kidding. No, I'm not."

- Earl Gundy talking about his ex-wife Kimberlee during Liz's live interview with him. "And now she's off in Los Angeles tryin' to be an actress. Good luck."

- Earl Gundy about his ex-wife Kimberlee. "I prefer to be right here in Seattle. Go Mariners."

- Earl Gundy "Well, the problem with most of the women I meet is that they are all sluts, you know. And I'm lookin' for somebody who is, uh, old fashioned. The girl next door. With a nice rack and a nice round..."

- Earl Gundy about searching for the right woman to marry during Liz's live interview with him.

"This is my son, Little Beast."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) introducing his illegitimate son Little Beast. "Little Beast has some special requirements for the pool area."

- Earl Gundy about his son's demands for his pool area. "The pool area. You heard me say pool area, right? Yes. Where are we standing right now?"

- Earl Gundy "Are you dumb or just stupid!?"

- Earl Gundy "Kim. Slow down."

- Earl Gundy arguing with his ex-wife Kimberlee. "My name is not Earl, okay. It's Beast."

- Earl Gundy aka The Beast.

"Goodbye, Kimberlee."

- Earl Gundy with deep resentment and disgust towards his ex-wife Kimberlee "Very funny. Right back at you, kid."

- Earl Gundy to Little Beast. "Who's your assistant, contractor?"

- Earl Gundy asking Mr. Walt House. "No. Not Rachel Maddow."

- Earl Gundy insultng Ben House. "Can I get you anything? Some iced tea? Mocha? Latte? Hot dog? Corn on the cob? Sausage? Other dick-shaped food?"

- Earl Gundy becoming attractive towards Lindsey Lewis. "I'm not a man you wanna say no to, my dear."

- Earl Gundy's warning about never taking no for an answer.

"Come on. Come. Come. No pun intended. Okay, pun very much intended. I won't bite you. Come on."

- Earl Gundy "Back to work, contractor."

- Earl Gundy ordering Mr. Walt House to get back to work. "Back to the house, Little Beast."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) ordering Little Beast to return to his mansion. "But daahhhd!"

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) mocking Little Beast. "Get the fuck back in the house now! Fucker."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) ordering his son Little Beast to return to his mansion. "You are delicious. You know that? I bet your vagina tastes like pistachio mint ice cream. Low Fat."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis.

"Ex-boyfriend. I'm just kiddin'. Not really. Go ahead."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis (while continues to mock her boyfriend Ben House). "Ohh. Bad luck."

- Earl Gundy "Bad luck for you, but good luck for me. Huh?"

- Earl Gundy "You know who you look like? You look like a cross between Scarlett Johansson and Hilary Swank. Did anyone ever tell you that, Lindsey?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "You gotta be kiddin' me."

- Earl Gundy "You. Who she look like?"

- Earl Gundy asking Morgan who Lindsey Lewis looked like.

"Shut up."

- Earl Gundy "Both lovely ladies with lovely racks, like yourself."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis who reminds him of both actresses Hilary Swank and Scarlett Johansson. "I have a wonderful, spontaneous idea. Let's have sex in these bushes right here."

- Earl Gundy attempting to seduce Lindsey Lewis. "Don't fight the impulse now, Lindsey."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "I think you do."

- Earl Gundy "What are you, a virgin? You are? Really?"

- Earl Gundy asking Lindsey Lewis if she is really a virgin.

"Winner! You a virgin?"

- Earl Gundy asking Lindsey Lewis. "That's great. Honey need a little slap."

- Earl Gundy "Shut your mouth!"

- Earl Gundy "Where are your sunglasses?!"

- Earl Gundy asking Morgan where his sunglasses is. "I promise you, your first time, no anal."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "And at first, I swear, I thought you were just another hot piece of ass, but a virgin! Ohhh! That is really something."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis.

"F**k y'all."

- Earl Gundy "You know, I'm no good at this type of thing, but... Fuck it. Marry me, Lindsey. Marry me and become the mother of my evil offspring."

- Earl Gundy demanding Lindsey Lewis to become his bride and the mother of his evil children. "I know! Call me impetuous. Call me an incurable romantic, but something in my gut tells me you're the one for me."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Argh! Little Beast is a dud. I need more children, a mini-bus full, you know?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "You are having reservations, aren't you, my dear?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "I can tell. This is a horse."

- Earl showing Lindsey Lewis a horse statuette while giving her a full tour of his mansion.

"I want to show you something, Lindsey."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Not that. Not yet. You will see my penis later."

- Earl Gundy "I know exactly what you are worried about, Lindsey."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. ""But, Mr. Beast. As much as I'm attracted to you, and I am. The truth is, I'm scared. If I marry you and become your evil queen, won't people despise me? Won't I become a target, just like you? And unlike you, if I'm killed, I won't return as 'Satan.'" Why am I using air quotes?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "I will be Satan."

- Earl Gundy (better known as The Beast) who is destined to become The Devil incarnate. "See, there's this rumor goin' around, this prediction of sorts, that before long, someone who shall remain nameless, Jesus, is gonna come down from the sky and vanquish me."

- Earl Gundy about his prophesized defeat at the hands of Jesus Christ.

"Yeah, but I don't think so."

- Earl Gundy "Whoo! Yeah! Bam!"

- Earl Gundy "Yeah! Toss my salad, crow! Suck my balls!"

- Earl Gundy after blasting on the Foulmouthed Crows with his You-Know-Who Buster. "That big motherfucker up there has no idea who he is dealin' with."

- Earl gundy after demonstrating the firepower of his XGLTLGL laser cannon. "Excuse me."

- Earl Gundy speaking in seemingly high-pitched, flamboyant voice. "Your choice, my dear."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) forcing Lindsey Lewis to choose the lesser of two evils.

"Of course. You have 8 hours. And in that time, if you are not back here, ready to marry me and bear my evil children, I will kill everyone you know. Sound fair?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Ohhh! I feel so good about this, don't you? Take the rest of the day off, Lindsey."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Get ready for tonight. Paint your toenails, trim your bush, bleach your asshole, douche, whatever."

- Earl Gundy "Don't trim your bush too much now."

- Earl Gundy "Adieu, Lindsey, adieu. Bye."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Toodle-oo!"

- Earl Gundy

"Slow this bitch down!"

- Earl Gundy "It's fuckin' with my vertigo, motherfucka."

- Earl Gundy "Oh. Have you been chewing on my books? You adorable little scamp."

- Earl Gundy petting a cute mouse in a hypothetical scenario of his kindness during his 1000-year imprisonment. "Chocolate chip cookies, kids?"

- Earl Gundy offering cookies to children in a hypothetical scenario of his kindness during his 1000-year imprisonment. "You hungry little motherfuckas."

- Earl Gundy "♪ Who is a sexy Beast? ♪ I am a sexy Beast ♪ Who is a sexy Beast? ♪ I am a sexy Beast ♪ Who is a sexy... ♪ Turn the mirror."

- Earl Gundy singing the "Sexy Beast" song.

"♪ I am a sexy Beast ♪ Who is a sexy Beast? ♪ I am a sexy... ♪ Ooh! You a sexy Beast. You a sexy Beast. Yeah. You a sexy Beast.♪"

- Earl Gundy singing the "Sexy Beast" song. "You. Is that a turn on, turn off?"

- Earl Gundy "You like that?"

- Earl Gundy "♪I'm going deep tonight. I'm going deep tonight.♪"

- Earl Gundy singing the "Sexy Beast". "You wanna do it? Did that get you wet?"

- Earl Gundy "Wow. Lindsey, you look... Look at those titties. So lovely."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis.

"Trim bush! Aw!"

- Earl Gundy "That was me gettin' an erection."

- Earl Gundy "Thank you. Service it? No! Now is the time for romance."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Lindsey, I cannot imagine a lovelier receptacle for my evil seed than you."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Welcome to where we are going to do it."

- Earl Gundy "♪ I want to touch your booty ♪ All night long ♪ I want to touch your booty ♪ And stick my dick in you, girl ♪ Stick my Stick my dick in your ♪ Stick my dick in your ♪ Stick my dick in your yeah, booty ♪ Hmm, stick my dick in your booty ♪"

- Earl Gundy singing the "I wanna Touch Your Booty" song.

"That was something I was workin' on for you."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis about his "I wanna Touch Your Booty" song. "I fuckin' love eggs. They remind me of titties."

- Earl Gundy about his love and taste for eggs. "Chocolate eggs, Easter eggs. Any type of eggs. You put some eggs in that, I am eatin' that shit. You know what I'm saying'? Yeah."

- Earl Gundy about his love and taste for eggs. "I love jelly beans, too."

- Earl Gundy about his love and taste for jelly beans. "But I hate Peeps. I despise them."

- Earl Gundy about his hatred and distaste for Peeps. "I'm puttin' those assholes out of business. I promise. I fuckin' hate them. I'm gonna take that whole company down. Put them out of business. Tomorrow, as a matter of fact."

- Earl Gundy threatening to decommission the Rodda Candy Company and put the Peeps candy out of production.

"Marshmallow ass chicken. Feel the power of the fucking Beast. Peepco."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) expressing his hatred of the Peeps candy. "I kick so much ass my feet need condoms."

- Earl Gundy "So, how's the gay boyfriend taking all of this, my dear?"

- Earl Gundy asking Lindsey Lewis about her boyfriend Ben House. ""Please don't leave me." "No. I'm with The Beast now, tiny, little, tiny boy." "But please, I love you." "No. "Get away from me with your chicken baby penis." "Oh! Lindsey, please." "I want Beast cock." "Please." "Beast cock!" "Please." "Beast cock!" Something like that?"

- Earl Gundy (mimicking both Lindsey Lewis and Ben House). "What can I say? I'm The Beast. I know these things."

- Earl Gundy "Freaky."

- Earl Gundy

"Beastly Guards. You will now come to me and join me in toasting your new queen."

- Earl Gundy summoning the Beastly Guards. "Come, Beastly Guards. Get your fat asses in here. Drink the nectar of eggs. Toast your new queen. Make sure everybody gets some."

- Earl Gundy ordering the Beastly Guards to drink eggnog and toast his new bride. "God damn it! I promised Little Beast I would go say goodnight. He will be crying all night if I don't."

- The Beast about Little Beast. "Don't worry. We will fuck soon. Duty calls."

- Earl Gundy "Get your fuckin' ass into bed, Little Beast!"

- The Beast shouting at Little Beast. "Don't be a dud, little fucker."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) to Little Beast.

"Kids. Did I say anything that deserves that? So much."

- Earl Gundy "What a dud."

- Earl Gundy teasing Little Beast. "Oh, my sweet, protective, mother hen."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "He's still a dud, though. He won't be like our children."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis about Little Beast. "Here's a naughty idea. Let's have sex on his bed right now."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis (about having sex on Little Beast's bed.) "I gotta take a poop anyway."

- Earl Gundy

"Oh! This is going to be fantastic."

- Earl Gundy "Do you want to blow up something? Let's blow up Helsinki. Buenos Aires?"

- Earl Gundy (about destroying more cities on Earth). "You're not the girl I thought you were. You little vixen."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "You gonna blow up the world with me?"

- Earl Gundy "We are gonna bust the world up."

- Earl Gundy "I'm gonna bust all over your face."

- Earl Gundy

"Was that too much?"

- Earl Gundy "I was young and stupid and seduced by a natural blonde. Do you know what I mean?"

- Earl Gundy about his ex-wife Kimberlee. "Her pubes were blonde."

- Earl Gundy (about his ex-wife Kimberlee). "My pubes are black. As you will find out."

- Earl Gundy "You know the secret to shrimp is to take out the dark line in the back. That's their poo."

- Earl Gundy about shrimps. "I poop a lot. 3 to 4 times a day. That's why I'm so healthy."

- Earl Gundy

"So, where do you want to go for our honeymoon?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Not that it matters, because you'll be gettin' face fucked the whole time, am I right?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "Let's stay here and just have intercourse."

- Earl Gundy "And watch movies. I love intercourse."

- Earl Gundy "I love movies. Are you a Vin Diesel fan?"

- Earl Gundy asking Lindsey Lewis if she is a fan of actor Vin Diesel. "Oh! I knew it! Fuckin' The Chronicles of Riddick, are you kidding me?"

- Earl Gundy after Lindsey Lewis answered his question that she is a Vin Diesel fan.

"Let's go make the beast with two backs."

- Earl Gundy "Get it? The beast with two backs, because I'm The Beast and I got a back and you got a..."

- Earl Gundy "It's not that funny. Come on, let's go."

- Earl Gundy "Jacuzzi? Sounds sexy."

- Earl Gundy "If I was a dinosaur, guess what kind of dinosaur I'd be. A Lickalottapuss."

- Earl Gundy "Do you get it? Because I would be lickin' your vagina all the time."

- Earl Gundy

"What cha lookin' for, baby? I'm right here."

- Earl Gundy suspecting Lindsey Lewis. "Are you callin' your boyfriend?"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis whose ehart belonged to Ben House. "Baby! I thought we had something. This hurts. I thought we had a moment."

- Earl Gundy after finding out that Lindsey Lewis is only in love with Ben House. "That's cool. I didn't really like you that much. Whatever."

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis. "This is who you are screamin' for? This Frodo-lookin' motherfucker? He even walks gay! I'm The Beast, baby!"

- Earl Gundy to Lindsey Lewis about his boyfriend Ben House. "Beastly Guards!"

- Earl Gundy summoning the Beastly Guards.

"Okay, what does that mean?"

- Earl Gundy "Wraiths, come to me."

- Earl Gundy summoning the Wraiths. "F--kin' useless potheads."

- Earl Gundy about the Wraiths who are now high on marijuana. "That's a good one. Hey, I got a good one, too. How about you do like this (SPUTTERS) to my booty-hole?"

- Earl Gundy "My name is Beast."

- Earl Gundy aka The Beast. "What are you gonna do to me, anyway, huh? What you gonna do, kill me?"

- Earl Gundy

"I don't even know how to respond to that."

- Earl Gundy "But you know what? Seeing as how I have better things to do, like make it with your lady, how about I shoot you?"

- Earl Gundy before he tried to kill Ben House and steal Lindsey Lewis. "I killed Jimmy Neutron!"

- Earl Gundy who only knocked Ben House unconscious. "What? What are you gonna do, huh? You don't wanna shoot me. Unless you want me to come back as Satan."

- Earl Gundy's warning about himself coming back as Satan. "I'm lame? You're datin' Peter Brady."

- Earl Gundy about both Lindsey Lewis and Ben House. "Whatever."

- Earl Gundy

"Let's party, baby."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy). "See ya later, baby."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy). "Fuck. I am unstoppable!"

- Earl Gundy "That really hurts... Ah, damn!"

- Earl Gundy "Will you stop shooting... Fuck you!"

- Earl Gundy "This can't be legal."

- Earl Gundy

"I know what you're thinkin'. Ow! Bitch!"

- Earl Gundy "Quick question."

- Earl Gundy "Motherfucka!"

- Earl Gundy "What are you gonna do now, fool?"

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) showing off his immortality. "What time is it?"

- Earl Gundy "You don't seem like the type now."

- Earl Gundy

"Go to bed, Little Beast. Little fucker."

- Earl Gundy (about Little Beast). "That's right, big boy!"

- Earl Gundy "Oh, it's all about me. And my official name is Satan. So, none of this "Earl" bullshit."

- Satan (Earl Gundy) to God. "Do you think I wanna talk? No, no, no. All I wanna do is kick your candy ass."

- The Beast (Earl Gundy). "Thou shalt whoop your ass!"

- The Beast (Earl Gundy). "That's all you got?"

- Earl Gundy

"C'mon. C'mon, bitch."

- Earl Gundy "Whoo-hoo! Bitch."

- Earl Gundy "Time-out? No, you're fresh out of time-outs, bitch."

- Earl Gundy "Revelations, bitch!"

- The Beast (Earl Gundy). "Get the fuck off me, Tattoo! Now what?"

- Earl Gundy to God "Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? Abraham?"

- Earl Gundy to God.

"I'm gonna fuck your shit up!"

- Earl Gundy "Come on, Confucius."

- Earl Gundy to God. "I'm gonna bottle you, motherfucka."

- Earl Gundy threaten to cut God with a broken bottle. "Almighty, my ass!"

- Earl Gundy to God. "You are one to talk."

- Earl Gundy to God (about who is a worse father). "My name is Satan!"

- The Beast (Earl Gundy) correcting God.

"I had enough of this shit!"

- Last words of the Beast (Earl Gundy) before he and God died in the end.