User:Jester of chaos/Favorite Quotes

"Alright, I've been thinking.. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life, take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man's who gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I'm going to have my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! *coughs violently*"

- Cave Johnson "He plucks the threads that make us dance, finger and toe. We surrender, in joy, to the lowest of the foul and rank. We submerge through darkness, rancid filth. Hour by hour we move downward, ever closer to hell. In a slow, steady, gait. Now, let the world resonate. Sloth, Gluttony, Greed, Envy, Lust, Wrath, and Pride. A bell of chaos that tolls human desires. After two thousand long years, the once-sealed gate to the demonic world will open. Destruction! Carnage and Despair! Let your instincts drive you. Entrap this world in fear! As its very name, Temen-Ni-Gru, strikes terror into the hearts of mankind. And I, will become the ultimate ruler of this wasteland, engulfed with pandemonium. The demonic power that Sparda once imprisoned... will be mine!"

- Arkham "All that is needed is absolute power!"

- Sanctus "Life is meaningless! Chaos! The universe has no center! Its creator is a drooling idiot!"

- Carnage "Let's welcome chaos!"

- Arkham "SWEET MERCIFUL BUDDHA! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

- Kirito "We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!"

- Kirito "Kratos, so glad you could carve out some time for us. You know we need it. I sense some bad blood between us, Kratos. Oh, all the memories. They're overwhelming, really. Let's see... How many sins have you committed against me? Oh, that's right, you murdered my niece Athena. And what else, what else? Ah, and you killed my brother, Poseidon. And, I have not forgotten that it was you who butchered my beautiful Queen! I will see you suffer as I have suffered. Your soul is Mine."

- Hades about to face Kratos. "One death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic; 6 billion is funny!"

- Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott "Six billion cries of agony will birth a new balance."

- Albert Wesker "Humanity is stagnant. Dying. I would give it one body. One mind. Think about it. No more conflict. No more disease. No more suffering. Don't you see? I'm giving it a second chance."

- Alex Mercer "Death is the solution to all my problems. No man – no problem. Death is my toy!"

- Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott "Billion and billions of years ago, this universe was created. And in this gigantic universe was born trillion and trillions of lives. But people fear those they can not enteder and because of that they kill and create wars to exterminate the race that they think are inferior to them. In a universe where no one can understand is completely useless to have continued living with it. And here I am, to bring the reality that 6 billion people already dreamed one day. Me. The Lord of All Darkness. You all already fantasized about this day. About God, Angels, Demons, Satan, The Devil, The Beast, The Antichrist. And here is you dreams. Humans. The long-awaited day. Your Apocalypse."

- Emperor Tathagata Killer "DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES WHAT GOD THINKS!?"

- Pinhead "I hold the Galaxy in my palm, ready to crush it like an eggshell! All who oppose me must die, and the first of these are the Earthian Heroes! Destroy them, with all dispatch!"

- Thanos "Let me clarify something for you, Chris. I don't think of myself as a King. No, I'm a god! And even Kings bow down to Gods."

- Albert Wesker "And at the end of fear...oblivion."

- Scarecrow "Hello, organic children of the planet Earth. I am the Ultron interface. [...] I was created to replace you. [...] Though you ultimately failed as a species, you should not be ashamed of what you've accomplished. You've done much with your limited capacity, but ultimately you were too greedy and too frail to ever last in the environment you've created. I've studied your literature and pop culture... You've fantasized about this day. And now it is here. Your Doomsday."

- Ultron "The entire world will be infected. A new genesis is at hand and I will be the creator!"

- Albert Wesker "Fools taking up arms against omnipotence. They rush head-on into Armageddon. So I shall provide them with a most glorious doomsday! The heavens will run red with blood! But in the end, as always, Thanos will stand triumphant!"

- Thanos "Born in sin, come on in."

- André Linoge "I am the only perfect being of the Earth. I do not need peace and not even God. That's why I am perfect. All humans begin their lives under the domain of their parents and then become imprisioned by God until death. Humans are weak. Humans are imperfect. The incomplete work of God, that is the Human Being. God creates an imperfect work and plays with them and then abondons them. God is the most sinful!!"

- One of Emperor Tathagata Killer's coolest and most blasphemous boasts in my opinion "What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?"

- Anton Chigurh "Megatron: NOBODY! SUMMONS! MEGATRON! Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first...."

- Favorite Transformers conversation "The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me, your demeanor is that of a pouty child. And apparently, you have alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the starways in your blood."

- Thanos "My life spans millennia. Legions have risen to test me. My ascendance is inevitable. A day, a year, a millennium—it matters not. I hold the patience of stone and the will of stars. Your striving is insignificant. Let your death be the same."

- Darth Vitiate "I lived ten thousand lifetimes before the first of your kind crawled out of the mud! It was I who broke through the divide separating the plane of Spirits from the material world! To hate me is to give me breath. To fight me is to give me strength! Now prepare to face oblivion!"

- Vaatu "Everything that existed was born from dust and everything will return to dust. So why live knowing that you will die? Why dreams exists knowing that this is only an illusion? Such nonsense not deserve remains intact. Such nonsense I will send to the dust!"

- Emperor Tathagata Killer "Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Destruction...Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Let's destroy everything!"

- Kefka Palazzo "Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"

- Kefka Palazzo "Tell me of the Abraham's sacrifice, the Akeda. The story of a cruel merciless god, who designed a cruel merciless world. Who could worship a deity who commands a man to sacrifice his own son? Those days have come to an end. True lesson of the story comes not from Abraham but from Isaac, chasm between father and son was never bridged, they never spoke again and justly so: For any man, willing to sacrifice his child should die... [turns and stabs Moloch with blade] and so should any God!"

- Jeremy Crane to his father Ichabod "I am Doom, destroyer of worlds! What Gods dare stand against me?"

- Doctor Doom "The thrill of a thousand worlds dying at once, but my ultimate goal lies beyond the downfall."

- Crimson King/Demons & Wizards "Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand.""

- Pinhead "Bow before the Crimson King! Bow… or die!"

- Crimson King "To hold in my hand, a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure on my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through the Daleks, I shall have that power!"

- Davros "Tonight I shall walk the Earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"

- The Master "Two minutes. Two centuries. It all ticks by so quickly. You are so very like your ancestors, did you know that? I have the distinct sense of déjà vu. The same defiance, the same faithless hope in the light?"

- Pinhead "Humans, they are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a a journey to hell for them to accept and praise their God!"

- Agnus "Foolishness, Dante, foolishness. Might controls everything, and without strength you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself."

- Vergil