Thread:Jester of chaos/@comment-26868495-20180706110543/@comment-26868495-20180706111925

This is the best thing I've ever seen anyone type up before.

George Lucas: What have i done?

Disney: You're fulfilling your destiny, George. Sell us your company, learn to use the dark side of the movie industry.

George: I will do whatever you, ask........

Disney: GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD...

George: Just help me save Star Wars life, i cant live without it.

Disney: To cheat the destruction of a franchise is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, i know we can discover the secret.

George: I pledge myself, to your teachings

Disney: Good, Gooooood, the sellout is strong with you! A powerful billionaire you will become. Henceforth! You shall be known as, Darth Valuable.

George: Thank you, my master.

Disney: Rise

Disney: Because the fans did not trust you, my young apprentice, I believe you are the only director with no knowledge of this plot. When the expanded universe fans find out what has transpired here, they will kill us, along with all of the Disney staff.

George: I agree, the EU fans next move will be against Disney.

Disney: Every single storyline, including your favorite, the story of Admiral Thrawn, is now an enemy of the Star Wars universe.

George: I understand master

Disney: We must move quickly, the EU storylines are relentless. If they are all destroyed it will be unlimited sequels without end.

Disney: First, i want you to go to Lucasfilm Studios, we will catch them off balance. Do what must be done, George Lucas! Do not hesitate, show no mercy! Only then will you be strong enough to save Star Wars.

George: What about the other story lines spread across the world?

Disney: Those storylines will be dealt with. After you have fired all the employees at Lucasfilm, go to the star wars expanded universe, wipe out the Thrawn trilogy and the rest of the expanded universe. Once more, Star Wars will rule the box office, and we shall have peace...