Joe Cramp

"So, uh... What kind of sickness do you have in mind, boss?"

- Joe Cramp's first words to Thrax

Joe Cramp is a germ criminal and a minor antagonist in the 2001 animated/live-action film Osmosis Jones.

Working With Scabies
Joe Cramp and his best ally, Bruiser were employed by a nasty bacteria named Scabies to spread diseases inside the City of Frank. One day, he and all the other germs decided to relax at the left armpit, where he met Thrax, a dangerous virus who killed Cramp's employer. He wondered what kind of sickness did the virus have in mind. Once Thrax described himself as deadly, he and the other germs were convinced.

Employed By Thrax
During his employment from Thrax, he helped the virus cause a sore throat and a stuffy nose. All of the germs and Thrax had a meeting at The Zit on the afternoon, while the virus explained why he wants to kill Frank and set a record. All of a sudden, Osmosis Jones and Drix appeared. Once Drix brought a grenade, Cramp, Thrax and the rest of the germs were terrified.

Death
He, Bruiser and Thrax were the only organisms to survive the cold blast at The Zit. Bruiser and Cramp suggested the idea to have themselves incubated. This suggestion infuriated Thrax, who killed the two of them.

Personality
Cramp is very loyal to his employers and seemed very interested.

Quotes

 * "Nah. That guy's getting flaky on us."
 * "So, uh... What kind of sickness do you have in mind, boss?"
 * "Hey, boss! Looks like your plan worked!"
 * "I don't know." (Last words)

Trivia

 * Cramp was voiced by Rodger Bumpass, who was known for voicing Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants.
 * Joe Cramp's name wasn't used in the film. It was found on an unfinished toy based on him.