Johnson (Press Start)

""What? I may be a turtle with glasses and a tie but I'm still evil."

- Johnson"

Johnson Johnson is a major villain (although he rarely has a really antagonistic role) in the parodic Internet series Press Start Adventures. He is Count Vile's personal assistant and most trusted advisor. Much more intellingent and competent than his boss, Johnson regularly tries to point the most obvious facts of which Vile is completely oblivious but seldom to avail. Johnson also has to deal with many of the crazy staff members who believe themselves to be wise loremasters advising young adventurers to a quest against evil, all of which being pretty hard to cope with without losing patience.

thumb|left|450px|Johnson has to deal with REAL nutcases



During the first season, Johnson appears as a regular human who supervizes the general administration of Count Vile's Empire of Evil, reports to his lord the general news, relays reports and orders between Vile and his armies of monsters and selects the candidates for the several jobs needed. In the movie, he gets turned into a zombie and then into an antropomorphic turtle (an aspect he retains during the second season and most likely the rest of the series) before dying in the explosion of Vile's underground lair, following Vile's death at the hand of the young prophetized hero Zack Nimbus.

During the second season, Johnson retains his role as Vile's advisor and spokeperson, assisting him in his plot to open Hell's Gates and invade the world with the Legions of Hell, having to lead a perilious and aggravating search for the Dark Tome. (In fact a succession of the hardest levels from the first Mario games.)

Johnson appears to be polite, hard-working and mild-spoken, prompting the viewers to wonder what such a normal guy is doing under the command of a Dark Lord, but one should not be fooled of this non-threatening appearance and demeanor, he is as evil and ambitious as his boss and when the need arises, he proves to be a dangerous and merciless fighter. In battle, he uses a machine gun coupled with a chainsaw, enabling him to fight both at long and close range and he never hesitates to empty a full load of bullets in the head of an already defeated enemy. Johson is also very patient and when angered, he prefers annoyed mumbling over violent outbursts. Yet, he isn't afraid of speaking his mind and giving lectures to higher beings and even God himself and he HATES Zippy, the insufferable smiling sprite that parodizes all the annoying aspects of Navi from Zelda Ocarina of Time tenfold.

thumb|left|450px|Johson's misadventures