Taylor Swift (Bart Baker)

Please keep in mind that this is not the real Taylor Swift--this is just Bart Baker playing Taylor Swift in parody music videos.

Taylor Swift is the main antagonist of the parody music videos by Bart Baker "I Knew You Were Trouble" and "22". She makes a cameo appearance in "Bound 2".

"I Knew You Were Trouble" Parody
This video relates Taylor Swift's dating history. First, she dates "Disney guy" Joe Jonas, who breaks up with her for being way too creepy; she writes a poison pen song about him. She then meets John Mayer but, when she threatens to pull out his teeth if he doesn't marry her, he hits her with a guitar and says, "We're through"; she writes a song about him. She sends Jake Gyllenhaal 1000 text messages and tells him she's having his baby, at which point he decides she is a psycho; another song. She then becomes obsessed with Conor Kennedy, who realizes that she's stalking him when she buys the house next door. When Kennedy dumps Taylor, she meets One Directioner Harry Styles, whom she tries to hang on to by taping him to the wall.

Taylor uses the stalker app on her phone to track down her ex's, who have assembled in a support group. She declares that she is actually Satan, but they had suspected as much and set a trap. She is captured and sent to an insane asylum with Mickey Mouse.

"22" Parody
Taylor escapes from the asylum then captures all of her ex's and tortures them by forcing them to watch "Madea Goes to Jail", Taylor's favorite movie Along with stealing Harry's face and shooting joe in his butt. She then decides have them put in her death cult and tells them it is true and she is Satan and she is going to cut their heads off, after which they will have to spend all time with her. She goes to get an ax but drops her phone. Jake uses it to call his friend Jesus, who hits her with a balloon filled with holy water. Taylor falls into a swimming pool and drowns (or does she?) and Jesus frees the ex's.

Kanye West "Bound 2" Parody
At the end of this video, Kanye West goes to hell, where he is greeted by Taylor Swift, seeking revenge for when he upstaged her at the 2009 Video Music Awards.