Captain Spaulding

''Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'll splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One... Captain Spaulding:Fuck yo momma! Karl:Two... Captain Spaulding:Fuck yo sister! Karl:Three... Captain Spaulding:Fuck yo grandma! CS:And most of all, fuck you!'' Captain Spaulding is a villain from the films House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects. He runs a roadside attraction called Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen, which includes a murder ride detailing the acts of several serial killers. He dresses up as a clown and sells fried chicken. Captain Spaulding is a member of the group of killers known as the Firefly family.