Amir Blumenfeld

Amir Valerie Blumenfeld is one of the two titular protagonists of the online CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir, the other being Jake Hurwitz. Though he is one of the main characters, he can be considered the main antagonist of the show, commiting several crimes that range from petty to very serious. He's even stated himself that he enjoys hearing the disappointment in people's voices and has a borderline psychopathic obsession with his co-worker, Jake, who is normal and rarely ever criminal like.

Amir is supposed to be a highly fictionalized version of his actor, Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld.

Villainous Acts commited by Amir

 * Purposely and brutally abused a dog to the point where it nearly killed him, other people, and even ate other smaller dogs.
 * Attempted to steal a woman's phone and taunt her, an action in which he paid serverly for.
 * Kidnapped a police officer's baby but was instead praised since the officer thought he was trying to save it when Jake told him that Amir even texted him telling that he purposely napped a child.
 * Stabbed Jake in the stomach with a knife where he almost died.
 * Gouged out an already blinded elder man's eyes after he tried to give him "plastic surgery".
 * Stabbed one of his co-worker's hand with a pen when she tried to eat some chips.
 * Nearly strangled one of his co-worker's to death when he ate his chicken nuggets.
 * Lied to several women on getting a play role.
 * Lied to several people on getting them a new couch.
 * Brutally murdered several animals, even strangling a chameleon while coldy staring into its eyes, just to wear crudely made collection of clothes.
 * Ran over and murdered a girl scout.
 * Verbally abused a female waiter to the point where she slapped him.
 * He also verbally abused and physically harrassed several co-workers, both male and female, an uncountable amount of times.
 * Purposely starved his pet snake and taunted it by dancing with dead mice tied around his neck, another act in which he paid dearly for.
 * He tied up one of his co-workers and locked him in a closet for hours after stealing his ketchup costume.
 * Called a fake bomb threat to Jake's little brother's school.
 * Got kicked off a train for impersonating a conducter.
 * While impersonating, he told everyone to take their clothes off since there was anthrax on the train.
 * Lied to a police officer saying he was a political activist. He then stole the officer's baton and smacked him with it, where Amir was tased afterwards.