Thread:Jester of chaos/@comment-31330278-20180211164358/@comment-31330278-20181119013608

1. I can live with spoilers. All those people who go berserk because someone "spoiled" them the movie/series/game/book? I wish they would save this sadness and fear to people like Parker. He does deserve to be ripped open by the grieving families. Being locked in iron maiden is also a fitting fate for him. Hypothetically, if someone will catch Parker, tie a metal chain around his neck and could choose between sending him to be murdered in jail or shoot him on the spot, would the hypothetical catcher be a bad person for shooting Parker on the spot instead of paying cruelty with cruelty?

2. And Riot is the sane one. Now That is scary. Riot's deep hate toward Venom is kinda like your theory about Roman, in a sense he'll be proud of anyone who'll try to kill Sidney, even if he look down on the specific person who'll do it. His wish to "purge" the whole world is another similarity he shares with Madoff. With Madoff is more being willing to burn the world just for another handful of dollars, but willing and wishing comes from the same place. I never thought i would say it, but now we finally found an omnicidal maniac who's just as realistic as it gets. If we assume Carnage would be over-powered in his own right, i would like to see him stick to Topher Grace, just to see if Carnage's over-power can deal with Topher's under-talent lol.

3. Currently i planned 5 of the sins. I did my best to make all of them heinous to one degree or another, so they could theoretically redeemed just as the others. Still working on Pride and Greed. So far, i planned Pride to be called Paris (named after Paris of Troy ) and Greed as a big black man. Like Rex Black from "Posdonllo 2", but without a dead son to avenge. In the cancelled "Weels of Humanity", Paris was Hector's father. In "Sin of Life", Paris will probably have a complicated relationship with Hector. And here comes the well-planned sins:

A. Envy (Cobain Dallas) - as said, she's the one sin who can't be redeemed, even if she'll be tragic. Because of her ruthlessness, the 7 sins are refered less as "6 men and a woman" and more as "6 males and a man". Know all those psychopaths who lies to everyone and eventually believe their own lie? So after killing the real Cobain Dallas, Envy lied to herself so much that she forgot her own real name. You can say she's a deconstruction of jealousy, because jealousy makes the person erase himself/herself.

B. Wrath (Azzam Yishawi/Azzam Ashrawi) - A former comando trooper who got thrown from the army after his superiors found out that he killed his own wife and children in a rage outbrust. He was supposed to be executed, until George bailed him in exchange for killing Munich. The original Wrath from "Weels of Humanity" was much more calm than Azzam, but i figured out he should have a personality which match his sin. Also, he's scarier and more repulsive that way.

C. Lust (Casper Blaire) - A secret agent who joined the 7 sins because he fell in love with Berlin. As Berlin is George's loved daughter (George love her while simultaneously hate Munich), Casper is practically digs his own grave. Berlin herself is a good woman who never used her body to achieve things and knew nothing of Casper's plans. George knew, but he never intended to allow Casper have his way. Actually, Casper was meant to be killed right after killing Munich ("you want to sleep with my daughter? Well, i want you to sleep in the morgue!").

D. Gluttony (Gregory Sazniky/Gregory Frishman) - A former bodyguard who got fired after getting caught sniffing sugar. I purposely chose to get him sniffing sugar instead cocain for showing Gregory is a psychopathic man-child. Gregory's unquenchable desire to suger to sniff drove him to kill for every man who'll give him his handful of sugar, even if the highest bidder ask him to kill the said highest bidder's own flesh and blood.

E. Sloth (Simor Shapplin) - He used to be a security guard of an opera hall. You would expect a security guard to protect people, right? Well Simor stood aloof when terrorists slaughtered everyone who were inside the opera hall. George was on to this miserable insident after torturing the only terrorist whom he kept alive and blackmailed Simor into hunting Munich.

Since christianity consider life itself as a sin, hence the name of the story, Munich can be argued as the 8th sin. Of course life isnt really a sin, but the idea that people are sinners just for being born is one of the things that every theological satire have to mock eventually.

4. Danai does have vibes of Mother Abigail. McBride looks like a former political advisor who became good because of the bad world she lives in. Moon works better as a candidate for Courtney IMO. Coleman can work both as Rex Black and a black Rick Grimes, with his "i was a football player. Now i'll make a homerun on the balls of everyone who'll be stupid enough to mess with me" aura. Ray Stevenson was great in "The Book of Eli". If not the leader of the survivors settlement, he can work good as many characters. Officer Jack Benes, officer Rodrick Santino, Tyson Gershwyn, Emil Malkovich, Friedrich the general and possibly more. Mark Harmon would work better as Lucius Ferguson, but casting his as the leader can also work. Sidney doesnt fit to be the leader of a survivors settlement in apocalyptic settings. She's more of the paladin type. Neve would work best as Courtney. Remind me who was Joel. Was he a character in Xylus' story?

5. Jafar have parts in several theories, so i'll devide this topic:

A. The benevolent anti-Jafar power - Jafar hated and feared Jasmine for a reason. She was very specific about executing him as soon as she'll claim the throne. For Jafar, marrying her was both for becoming king and for saving his hide. For a dandy outdated princess, Jasmine was pretty strong against Jafar manipulation. I dont know if it's because she was truely that strong, or because Jafar was less talented than he think. Cancelling Aladdin's first execution was only one of many times Jasmine foiled Jafar's schemes. Maybe she used to have magic powers, until she sacrificed her powers to delay her father's decadence. Foiling people like Jafar takes a heavy toll.

B. Facilier's origins - Just like Jafar, Facilier grew up in poverty and craved for power most of his life. However, unlike Jafar, he was diabolical enough to consider killing his own parents. Part of his reason to feel that way might be not being belong to either side of society. His purple eyes indicate he's bi-racial, which used to get people "too white for being black and too black for being white". If his statement "i'm royal myself on my mother's side" is to be believed, i'm getting a theory that Facilier's mother was a white high society woman. She either dumped him and his black father, or (if the shrunken head is anything beyond cheep chuckles) got murdered. I know for sure Facilier is hooked on drugs. I have reasons to speculate at least one of his parents was also an addict (his mother on cocaine, his father on crack). Facilier's father might have been a cruel and abusing man. I'm not sympathize Facilier here. Just saying that maybe the beating from his father did nothing good to his head. If we assume Facilier's parents were killed, do you think Facilier killed them with his bare hands, or payed to his friends on the other side ?