Johnny Gasparini



Johnny Gasparini is a small antagonist in the 1985 comedy film Better Off Dead.

He is portrayed by actor Demian Slade.

Johnny Gasparini is a young boy who delivers newspapers in Greendale, California. Johnny is a paperboy who looks and acts touch. he is know to really throw the papers hard when he delivers them. Al Myer, a man who gets papers delivered by Johnny always gets the papers thrown into garage door windows. Johnny later on pays a visit to the Myer house and Al's son Lane Myer and tells Lane "Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.""Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.", "Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.""Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...", "two dollars... cash.""See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great."

Johnny would later on harass Lane and demands his Two Dollars yelling "Two Dollars!", 'I want my two dollars." Later on, Lane would be skiing at the mountain in a contest with Roy Stalin, demanding his "Two Dollars". Roy would push Johnny off a semi cliff . Johnny is alright, later he would ride to Dodgers Stadium where Lane and his new love, Monique Junet are at.