Count Batula

"Oh no, I think I had too much! OHH SHIIIIIIT!!!"

- Count Batulas last words before falling into the grinder. "I think you are my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson, Conker."

- As he says that he is related to Conker

He is the Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather of Conker and he's part vampire and squirrel. He is an obvious parody of Count Dracula. The player first encounters him in the chapter Spooky.