Elijah C. Skuggs

"Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the glamour! Get ready for the glimpse! Get ready to pelt the physically-challenged with rotten vegetables, 'cause it's showtime!!!"

- Elijah C. Skuggs welcoming all his unsuspecting guests and customers to Freek Land. "Who wants to get freeked first?"

- Elijah C. Skuggs as he threatens to tranforms his victims into Freeks with Zygrot 24. "We'll get Disney's dead-a$!"

- Elijah C. Skuggs as he plans to rival Disneyworld with his own Freek World with the financial aid of E.E.S. Corporation.

Elijah C. Skuggs, also nicknamed Skuggs and Red Swan, is an evil American businessmen with an authentic Southern accent who is both the  owner/ringmaster of the infamous Freek Land mutant farm in South America and an insane, amataur scientist who used the controversial fertili

He was portrayed by Randy Quaid.