Blancmange

The Blancmange is a villain form Monty Python's Flying Circus. It is and alien from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda who means to come to Earth and win Wimbledon. It uses it's ray to turn the entire population of England into Scotsman (Scotland is the worst tennis playing nation in the world), thus leaving England empty during Winbledon fortnight. It buys 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswair shop owned by Angus Podgorny and the Blacmange eats his wife, as well as a detective inspector. To avenge his wife's death, Angus plays the Blacmange in Wimboldon. The Blacmange apears to be winning until Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Brainsample (who are from the same alien planet) rush into the court and eat it, thus making Angus the first Scotsman to win Wimboldon.