Top Salesman

"Time for you to make a choice, Mr. Fudd... Between the ACME Automatic Haircutting Machine or the B2000 Gadgetized Galvanized Beauty Salon in A Box! All parts not under warranty, offer may not be valid in your area."

- The Salesman offers Elmer to buy his products

The Top Salesman is the leader of a group of Salesman and the antagonist of the Looney Tunes 2001 parody webtoon The Matwix.

History
Inside the Matwix, he is a Salesman who convinced the people who live in it to buy every electronic device on sale. One day, he was supposed to be defeated by Elmer Fudd to help mankind win against the Matwix. He forced Elmer to buy a haircutting machine or a beauty salon in a box. Elmer initially declined, which made the Salesman convince Elmer further by implanting a bug. Elmer decided to buy both of the products with his ACME Credit Card, letting down humanity.

Personality
The Top Salesman is seen as very gentle, despite feeling a bit serious when Elmer first met him.

Appearance
The Top Salesman wears black shades and a formal outfit. He has black hair.

Quotes

 * "Time for you to make a choice, Mr. Fudd... Between the ACME Automatic Haircutting Machine or the B2000 Gadgetized Galvanized Beauty Salon in A Box! All parts not under warranty, offer may not be valid in your area."
 * "But wait! Don't answer yet! We have ways of making you buy!"

Trivia

 * He is both a spoof of Agent Smith, from the iconic 1999 film The Matrix and traditional salesman in general.
 * His character model was re-used for a 2003 Looney Tunes DVD special feature about the Department of Investigation of Paranormal Science, with his model used for a member of the group.