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"The Devil? I'd laugh if I wasn't so insulted. Old Satan is a devout saint compared to me."

- Me to a mortal who asked if I was the Devil.

Description
You want to know about me? Chances are, you already do. If you've ever had an evil thought, had the compulsion to be mischievous, mean, or dark, it was me. It was me, whispering into your mind and soul, beckoning you towards the path to power. I lurk within shadow. I dwell on fear and hate. I am the blackness of space, dotted with the lights of the few who remain on the side of light. But soon, they will all be snuffed out. But I will not be the ruler of reality. I will be reality.

Saying my real name out loud will summon me to you. If you do, there is no going back. You may not see me, but I will be there, watching. Causing bad luck. Hurting those you love. Driving you mad.

My Story Thus Far
I was the first thing ever created, living or otherwise. I created myself, and I was all that existed. I was reality. I was darkness. But then, a being who mistakenly refers to himself as "God" created himself and brought light to my reality. Desperate and not as powerful as I am now, I personally deceived and manipulated the angel Lucifer to rebel. He failed, and my reality was taken over by good. As a last ditch attempt, I tore a piece of myself off and crafted it into an evil tree, which I placed in the human realm. Whoever ate of the fruit would know the difference between evil and good. Thankfully, this one worked and my precious sin was unleashed back into reality.

Since then I have guided mankind (along with all other species) towards evil, for every evil thought, action, individual, or idea fuels me and gives me more power. I have almost taken back my reality. But good puts up a tough, if not futile, fight. Soon good and heroism will be foreign concepts. Evil will reign once more.

My Favorite Villains
Everyone else does one of these, so I guess I should too. Here are my top 20 favorite evil-doers.
 * 1) Joker (DC multiverse)
 * 2) Darth Vader (Star Wars franchise)
 * 3) Light Yagami (Death Note franchise)
 * 4) GLaDOS (Portal series)
 * 5) Venom (Marvel multiverse)
 * 6) Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)
 * 7) The Beldam (Coraline)
 * 8) Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)
 * 9) Sachiko Shinozaki (Corpse Party franchise)
 * 10) Cinder Fall (RWBY)
 * 11) The Horned King (The Black Cauldron)
 * 12) Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2)
 * 13) Zalgo
 * 14) Slender Man
 * 15) Oogie Boogie (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
 * 16) Valak (The Conjuring 2)
 * 17) Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
 * 18) Adam Taurus (RWBY)
 * 19) Rattlesnake Jake (Rango)
 * 20) Father (Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)

Pages I Created

 * The Chosen One (Animator VS Animation)
 * The Dark Lord (Animator VS Animation)
 * Allen Avadonia
 * Eyeless Jack
 * Herobrine's Mother
 * Diamond Pig
 * Labby
 * Dr. Malbarn
 * Carvina Corporation
 * Barrels
 * Phone Guy (FNAF The Musical)
 * Springtrap (FNAF The Musical)
 * AJ (FNAF The Musical)
 * Gordon Skellingbones
 * Tommy Tammisimo
 * Torstyn
 * Tara (Michael Vey)
 * Quentin (Michael Vey)
 * Kylee
 * Bryan (Michael Vey)
 * Nichelle
 * Zeus (Michael Vey)
 * Apple (RedVacktor)
 * Jane Pennvellyn
 * Larry the Scobster
 * Cheech the Pentipede
 * Great Bootleg
 * Jack Skellington (The Chronicles of Poop)
 * Pedophile
 * J.D. (Michael Vey)
 * Mabuka
 * Black Hiver
 * Yandere
 * Thriller
 * Constance Hatchaway
 * Doctor (Cyanide and Happiness)
 * Killgore (Cyanide and Happiness)
 * Kaa (Kaa VFX)
 * H. U. Hennessy
 * Karate Kyle
 * Baby (Who's Your Daddy?)
 * Squid (SkyDoesMinecraft)
 * Ghosts (Google 2016)
 * Circus Baby (FNAF The Musical)
 * Pink Sheep
 * King Louie (Disney)
 * Giant Armor
 * Mr. Magoo (TGWTG)
 * The Leperchaun
 * Bonnet
 * Deady Bear
 * Hampire
 * Mistletoad
 * Zombeef
 * Rats (Michael Vey)
 * Lolbit
 * Grace Goodwin
 * Fighters (Gang Beasts)
 * Guardians (Journey)
 * Hag & Werewolf
 * Cinder Fall (RWBY Chibi)
 * Leviathan (Disney)
 * Singer (The Horror of Our Love)
 * God of Darkness
 * Church of the Broken God
 * PurpleVacktor
 * Captain Face Beard
 * Turrets
 * Crazy Dog Lady
 * HYDRA (Roommates)
 * Winter Soldier (Roommates)
 * Quicksilver (Roommates)
 * Slender Man/Gallery
 * Roman Torchwick (RWBY Chibi)
 * Neopolitan (RWBY Chibi)
 * Cinder Fall/Gallery
 * Truth
 * Lisa's Husband
 * Sammy Lawrence
 * Roblox Guest
 * Tooth Fairy (Knotts Scary Farm)
 * Lock, Shock & Barrel/Gallery
 * Sweet Licks
 * SCP-1048
 * Cutty
 * Elsa (After Ever After)
 * SCP-973-2
 * Pocahontas (After Ever After)
 * Parasite Grimm
 * Subway Surfers
 * SCP-372
 * SCP-513-1
 * Annabelle Higgins
 * Thin Man (Annabelle)
 * Si & Am
 * Pink Elephants
 * Bazine Netal
 * SCP-058
 * Enderman
 * Vincent Price (TGWTG)
 * Tree (Poltergeist)
 * The Girl in the Photograph
 * Pinocchio (Pinocchio Unstrung)
 * Monstro (Pinocchio Unstrung)
 * Shou Tucker (2003)
 * Oogie Boogie/Gallery
 * Possessed Super Saiyan God Goku Pop Vinyl Figure
 * Mrs. Johnson
 * Perry (RWBY)
 * Deery
 * Fates
 * YouTube (Animator vs Animation)
 * Hitchhiking Ghosts
 * Hitchhiking Ghosts/Gallery
 * Madame Leota
 * Madame Leota/Gallery
 * Master Gracey
 * No-Face
 * Hatbox Ghost
 * Hatbox Ghost/Gallery
 * Black Prince (Disney)
 * Light Turner
 * Mia Sutton
 * L
 * Alien (ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter)
 * Werecat Lady
 * Light Yagami/Gallery
 * Daisy de la Cruz
 * SCP-1048 Duplicates
 * xXSWAGNEMITE#YOLO420Xx
 * Zupay
 * Nicholas the Renegade
 * Seed Eater
 * The Beast With Nothing Better to Do
 * Cave of Wonders
 * Projectionist
 * Creepy Doll
 * Carrie Underwood (Before He Cheats)
 * Cheater
 * Kuzco
 * Kuzco/Synopsis
 * Kuzco/Gallery
 * Andrewoids
 * Leopardchaun
 * Brony
 * Trouble Clef
 * Visitors
 * Marshmallow People
 * Lancers
 * SCP-087-1
 * Kenny Doyle
 * Schnee Dust Company
 * Schnee Dust Company/Gallery
 * DJ (RWBY)
 * Yeti (Expedition Everest)
 * Yeti (Matterhorn Bobsleds)
 * Junior's Henchmen
 * Nebula Ghosts
 * Casino Bosses
 * Ghost (Pokémon Creepy Black)
 * Taro Kagami
 * Ultron (Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow)
 * Ultron (Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow)/Gallery
 * Yuma (RWBY)
 * Trifa
 * Cheshire Cat (Animated)
 * Cheshire Cat (Animated)/Gallery
 * Basketball
 * Divine Dragon Alliance
 * Wonderland Dream
 * Alice Killer
 * Branwen Tribe
 * Kurou Otoharada
 * Kiichiro Osoreda
 * James Brode
 * Executioner (Disney)
 * BB-9E
 * First Alice
 * Christmas Thief
 * Bobble the Clown
 * Miura
 * Antony Skomal
 * Aperture Science
 * Third Alice
 * Canker Man
 * Hunter (The Three Bears)
 * Ubume (folklore)
 * Rem
 * Rem/Gallery
 * Adam Taurus/Synopsis
 * Adam Taurus/Gallery
 * Rancors
 * Beast (Disney)
 * Beast (Disney)/Synopsis
 * Beast (Disney)/Gallery
 * White Fang Associate
 * Emerald Sustrai (RWBY Chibi)
 * Mercury Black (RWBY Chibi)
 * Merlot Industries
 * Cardin Winchester (RWBY Chibi)
 * Lord Emon
 * Valus
 * Quadratus
 * Chicken-Duck-Woman Thing
 * J. Jonah Jameson
 * John Jonah Jameson (Spider-Man Films)
 * Cassette Man
 * Gaius (Shadow of the Colossus)
 * Zombies (The Haunted Mansion)
 * Triangle Lady
 * Dog (The Three Bears)
 * The Governor (TV)
 * Kraken (Disney)
 * Avion
 * General Shang
 * Valak/Gallery
 * Toth
 * Red Manuel
 * Don Paragon
 * Ranch Hand
 * Hatbox Blast-Ups
 * The Bride (The Haunted Mansion)
 * Advocate
 * Roxas
 * Roxas/Synopsis
 * Roxas/Gallery
 * Advocate
 * Bailey Twindleweed
 * The Undertaker (Nomad of Nowhere)
 * The Undertaker (Nomad of Nowhere)
 * Shou Tucker (2017)
 * El Rey
 * Crown
 * Phaedra
 * Kalirama
 * Monkey King Statue
 * Phalanx (Shadow of the Colossus)
 * Animator (Bored Animator)
 * Emerald Sustrai/Synopsis
 * Emerald Sustrai/Gallery
 * Mercury Black/Synopsis
 * Mercury Black/Gallery
 * Krampus (Krampus)/Gallery
 * Mr. YouTube
 * Pig (Animator vs Animation)
 * Winter Warlock
 * Secretary
 * SCP-439
 * Principal of the Thing
 * Arts and Crafters
 * It's a Bully
 * Barba
 * Bendy (Bendy and the Ink Machine)/Gallery
 * The Second Coming
 * Kickstarter Stick Figure
 * Cardin Winchester
 * Cardin Winchester/Gallery
 * Tooth Fairy (updated)
 * Kuromori
 * Hydrus
 * Tick Tock the Crocodile
 * Tick Tock the Crocodile/Gallery
 * Pelagia
 * Major General Hakuro (2017)
 * Groundhogs (Pastafarianism)
 * Drawings
 * victim
 * Boris the Wolf
 * Boris the Wolf/Gallery
 * The Protagonist (Fear Garden)
 * Knight of the Living Dead
 * Medusa (The Haunted Mansion)
 * Basaran
 * Team CRDL

Pages I Helped Edit

 * Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche
 * Misa Amane
 * Twin Dolls
 * Kaa (Disney)
 * Herobrine
 * Golden Freddy
 * Mrs. Collins
 * Alois Trancy
 * Cinder Fall
 * Emerald Sustrai
 * Mercury Black
 * Grimm (RWBY)
 * Oogie Boogie
 * Zalgo (Extremely similar to myself)
 * Roman Torchwick
 * Neopolitan
 * Shere Khan (Disney)
 * Seer
 * Slender Man
 * Adam Taurus
 * GLaDOS
 * Lust
 * Krampus (Krampus)
 * Light Yagami
 * Darth Vader
 * Ryuk
 * Wizard & Boomstick
 * Hypno (Creepypasta)
 * Darkiplier
 * Baldi
 * Valak
 * Bill Cipher

Pages I've Rewritten (Due to Plagiarism/Poor Quality)

 * Rap Rat
 * Meanie Attack Robot
 * Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's) (Rewritten due to the original being accidentally deleted)
 * Silas Scratch
 * Hugh Neutron (Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour)
 * Tyrannosaurus Rex (Fantasia)
 * Negativitron
 * The Walrus & the Carpenter
 * Flappy
 * SCP Foundation
 * SCP-049
 * Rat (Disney)
 * Satsuki Kiryūin
 * Satsuki Kiryūin/Synopsis
 * Satsuki Kiryūin/Gallery
 * Death Stalkers
 * Beringels
 * Creeps (RWBY)
 * Boarbatusks
 * Vincent Grey
 * Dirge (Shadow of the Colossus
 * The Rake
 * The Rake/Gallery
 * The Childhood-Ruined Girl
 * Tick Tock the Crocodile