The Cruncher

"Here, boss. I've got the safe cracker right here."

- The Cruncher talking to Pierre on the phone.

The Cruncher is a minor antagonist of a 2006 marketing/internet campaign known as Chester Cheetah Goes Undercover. He is a Wisconsin farmer with a metal jaw.

History
The Cruncher was hired by Chef Pierre to be his contact at Wisconsin. Once Chester Cheetah entered the farm disguised as a cow and saw the Cruncher talk to Pierre on the phone, Chester put in the Tractor-2000 which tracks the Cruncher's location. The Cruncher saw the tracking device while he was driving and threw it away. Chester put in a back-up tracking device and followed the Cruncher's vehicle. Chester eventually went to Brooklyn and got trapped by him, Twisty McGee, Flamin' Hot Fiona and Pierre. He was sentenced for ten years crunching rocks.

Personality
The Cruncher is reliant on Pierre yet doesn't take most situations seriously and couldn't tell Chester Cheetah from his disguise.

Quotes

 * "Here, boss. I've got the safe cracker right here."
 * "Dumb cow."

Trivia

 * The Cruncher is the only minor villain of the campaign that doesn't showcase a limited time variation of Cheetos.