William P. Connelly

"Tally ho, lads! I must say you're starting to become quite a thorn in my balls."

- Sir William P. Connelly

Sir William P. Connelly, Esquire was the leader of the Super Adventure Club and appeared in the season 10 episode "The Return of Chef" of the hit TV cartoon show South Park. Despite his threatening presence, he relied on his security guards to escort people off his property rather than actually harming them. Like all members of the Super Adventure Club he is cited to be a child molester.

Appearance
William is a stereotypical Victorian-era English explorer. He wears a white, pith helmet pince nez, and carries a riding crop. He also wears a white dress shirt, white pants, and a pink ascot.

Personality
He is shown to be somewhat caring of human life, as he was did not want to kill the boys. However, he does not have any moral objections to psychologically traumatizing children to get their "marlocks".