Eyehole Man

"You got to be careful Morty, If that guy catches you with a box of his Eyeholes, he'll come bursting in through a window and just starts kicking the shit out of you. But it's worth the risk. They melt in your mouth."

- —Rick to Morty after the Eyeholes commercial

The Eyehole Man is a costumed alien in spandex with a megaphone who beats up anyone brave or stupid enough who is caught with the cereal "Eyeholes". He is a minor antagonist in the adult animated science-fiction sitcom Rick and Morty. He appears in season two episode eight called "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate". Eyehole Man is portrayed by Justin Roiland.

Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate
Eyehole Man makes his first appearance on a commercial during the beginning the of the episode. During the commercial, two aliens are confessing their love for each other because they both have Eyeholes (which is from Eyehole Man's cereal). They make out via the eyeholes while Eyehole Man is above their house in a helicopter. He bursts in the house by gliding down a rope through the ceiling window. Eyehole Man then yells through a megaphone, that he brought with him, at the two and saying that he is the Eyehole Man and that he is the only one allowed to have Eyeholes. He then proceeds to kick both of them in the face knocking out all of their eyeholes. Eyehole Man then tells them to get out of here, which they do although clumsily due to having no eyes left. The commercial then ends with an announcer advertising eyeholes and telling the watchers to get them today. It is also shown that they are available in corporations on Earth.

While the commercial is still going on, Rick warns Morty that he has to be careful and if Eyehole Man catches you with his Eyeholes, he will burst through your window and then start kicking the shit out of you. However, Rick then says that the risk is worth it because the Eyeholes melt in your mouth while consuming them and that they're delicious. Beth then shows up and says that she can't believe Rick is explaining about alien cereal while Jerry is in the hospital (the reason why they are there in the first place). Rick replies back telling Beth that you're thirty-nine years too late but then is unsure and tells Beth or however old he is and then asks Beth if Jerry is fifty-years old. Rick then acts surprised and asks Beth again if Jerry is really fifty-years old (implying that he doesn't care about Jerry).

Eyehole man makes a last appearance during the post-credits scene of the episode. Jerry is in the kitchen and opens up Rick's cupboard and discovers an Eyehole cereal box. Jerry is intrigued and takes the box and starts eating an eyehole. Unbeknownst to him, Eyehole man is flying above Jerry's house by the same helicopter (heard off-screen). Eyehole Man then bursts through Jerry's window and assaults Jerry and says through his megaphone that he is the Eyehole Man and tells Jerry to give him his Eyeholes. As Summer Smith and Morty try to get the Eyehole Man off of Jerry, Rick scolds Jerry for going through his cupboard while Morty asks why he even has a box of Eyeholes.

Appearance
Eyehole man is a blue-skinned alien and he is slightly below average height. He wears a white shirt and pants with purple spandex. He has two white eyes with black pupils. Eyehole Man has the Eyehole logo on his shirt, wears blue gloves and boots with white stripes on them, and a light green belt buckle with a diagonal line on it that is above his spandex. He also wears a purple mask that covers his eyes and has a purple cape tied to his neck and is on his back.

Personality
Eyehole man is an obsessive, uncaring, ruthless, and arrogant individual who only cares about himself and his Eyeholes. He has demonstrated that he will use violence to get his cereal back and has vandalized houses in the process.

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Trivia
In the Rickstaverse mini game "Jerrygotchi: Grocery Edition," Jerry eats a free sample of Eyeholes, and as a result gets beaten up by the Eyehole Man.

It is possible that the Eyehole Man is of the same or similar species as Noob Noob, another character in Rick and Morty (due to Noob Noob having white tannish skin, is shorter, and his eyes are disproportionate on his face).