Fat Bastard

"Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner."

- Fat Bastard (his famous boast and quote). "Come here...I'm going to eat yer... I'm bigger than you are, I'm higher in the food chain...! Get in my belly!"

- Fat Bastard (perhaps his most famous quote).

Fat Bastard is an antagonist from the Austin Powers movies and is perhaps one of Mike Myers' most infamous creations - a horrendously obese Scotsman with an insatible appetite this grotesque henchman worked with Dr. Evil to try and take down the international man of mystery Austin Powers but failed.

A villain for the first two films under employment by Dr Evil, it was not until the third movie that Fat Bastard attempted to go into a more mainstream lifestyle as a Sumo wrestler, yet even in this stage in his life he did the occassional job for Dr Evil on the sidelines - by the end of the final movie he has lost much of his weight due to going on a diet but this has done little for his looks as he still has a great deal of excess flesh, stating that "[his] neck looks like a vagina".

Fat Bastard is a cannibal who has loudly boasted of eating a baby on more than one occassion, giving his terrifying appetite this may well be true - another famous account of his cannibalistic ways was his encounter with Mini-me when he loudly declared that the shorter individual should be devoured, though he didn't go through with his threat (however the line of dialogue he spoke has become legendary).

Trivia

 * Due to the controversy of his name, Fat Bastard has been marketted under the name of "Fat Man" on several merchandise and many reviewers somewhat comically referred to him as "we dare not say his name".


 * His real name is Stuart Hope.