Fukaire

Fukaire also known as The Evil Fukaire is the main antagonist of the 1984 comedy Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers. He was the corrupt royal advisor of France during the French Revolution and plotted to steal the throne but was thwarted by the Corsican Brothers Lucian and Louis.

Early Life
Prior to the events of the film, the Evil Fukaire managed to become an advisor to the King and Queen of France. One day, the King and Fukaire went into the woods for a hunt and the King was never seen again. The clueless Queen took no notice that Fukaire murdered him and still kept him around, while the Princess knew what really happened.

The Corsican Brothers
Sometime had past and the Fukaire still held power and abused it by taxing and hurting the village peasants or "dirty peasants" as he liked to call them. During an outing, Fukaire's Tax Collectors brought him his beloved French poodle Poofta and a peasant they had captured to his carriage. Fukaire spoke to his pet claiming the peasant was caught stealing a log from the royal forest and said it was for his hovel to warm his starving children. Fukaire knew better that it was going to be used to make weapons and said they were forbidden. Another Tax collector brought the peasant's wife and Fukaire laughed and claimed that he was considerate to bring his wife to join him for company. While taking a seat, an unseen person threw feces in Fukaire's face and said he was hit. He then ordered his coachmen to leave and noticed his pet was missing and shouted to his men to find his Poofta.

The Tax Collectors found his dog and the Coriscan Brothers and brought them to the castle. During the day's executions, Fukaire was seated at his throne on a plateau and twirled his hand at the brothers welcoming them to their death. Lucian looked around the crowd and looked at Fukaire who then made the neck cutting gesture indicating he was going to die. Lucian then thanked him for giving him an honorable death and said he was Corsican and did not fear death causing the crowd to cheer. Fukaire then applauded him and said what great pity that noble words would be his last words and ordered their execution. The Corsican brothers then started a brawl with the executioners and Fukaire commanded his Tax Collectors to stop the fight. Fukaire then addressed the crowd and said to his dirty peasants that he decided in his great mercy to spare the Corsican brothers lives. The crowd cheered and Fukaire noticed the Princesses on the balcony admiring the borthers angering him.

Fukaire then attempted to kill the Queen by tainting her strawberries with poison. The Queen had her royal taster taste the berries and the taster died instantly. Fukaire then entered the dining room and said what delightful executions he had that day and asked the Queen if she was enjoying her meal and noticed the dead taster and laughed it off. Fukaire claimed the strawberries were good for her and the taster was allergic to them but the Princess knew what he was up to. Fukaire then said that he himself was disappointed at sparing the Corsican brothers but said they were popular with the crowd but assured her that he had a fate worse than the guillotine for the brothers. The Princess then called him a series of insults that he enjoyed until she reached the word perverted and Fukaire said that was the one he wanted to hear and that the Princess made her day. He almost ate a poisoned strawberry and excused himself.

Fukaire later went to the dungeons to a guard boiling a vat of oil and tested the temperature on the guard's finger and claimed it was 230 degrees and said to make it hotter. Fukaire was then lowered to the prison floor by use of an elevator using a prisoner as the dumb bell. He approached the brothers calling them his friends and spoke to Louis asking if he was enjoying his "hospitality" and told Louis to stand in a spot above the oil and entertain his prisoners and promised him a surprise. After Louis constantly asked him questions about the surprise and entertainment, Fukaire grabbed him by the throat and said all he wanted was for him to sing a song and started to sing the French National Anthem when suddenly hot oil poured on him by Lucian, who discovered the plot and ambushed the guard, and Fukaire screamed and howled and the brothers managed to escape the dungeons and castle.