Thread:B1bl1kal/@comment-24618333-20170120171955/@comment-24618333-20170126110947

I just partially finished the cleanup on The New Apprentice part 1, where a section of the page depicted like this:

''As Crona stood near a zebra cross at the border between Gryphon District and Warren District, Raido watched her from inside a nearby dumpster. It’s not the first time the Prime Merlinean had to stalked on someone, as sometimes during his career as part-time occult detective, he had to stalked on people whom related to cases that he worked on. He only slighty opened the dumpster’s lid as he peek on the girl’s activities, and it seemed that she’s waiting for the red light. Suddenly, Snowy Twoflower the snow fairy abruptly opened the dumpster with his telekinesis and is going to dumped a banana peel into it as he noticed Raido inside and asked, “Raido, what are you doing inside that dumpster?”''

''Feared that this would brought Crona’s attention to them, Raido abruptly pulled the snow fairy in and shut the dumpster’s lid. Before he could explained anything to his snow fairy friend, someone else unexpectedly opened the dumpster’s lid, this time it was Charlotte with a bag of trash on her hand. In panic, Raido pulled Charlotte in along with her trash bag on her hand and shut the dumpster’s lid. ''

''“Why you pulled me into this dumpster, Raido?!”, Charlotte yelled, followed by Snowy whom added, "What's your problem, Raido?! Why you pulled me into this dumpster?" ''

''Ignoring his friends’ demands, Raido took a peek on Crona and it seemed that she didn’t notice what just happened. He then turned on his friends and hissed, “I’m sorry for the inconvenience, but that girl has the Neathid Cube!”, before took another peek on that girl again and notices that she pulled out strange blue cube that she just found. ''

''“What blue cube, Raido?”, Charlotte demanded. “Are you trying to turned that girl into scapegoat for whatever you doing to me here?” ''

''"That blue cube!", Raido hissed again as he pointed on the glowing blue cube that Crona held on her hands. “She just found the legendary lost Neathid Cube that can give anyone sorcery!” ''

''Charlotte and Snowy took a peek on what Crona held on her hands. Charlotte forges a small monocular from the thin air with magic for the better look. Upon recognizing the cube on Crona’s hands as Neathid cube, Charlotte’s face went pale. “Merlin’s beard!”, Charlotte exclaimed. “I and Emily have looking for it around abandoned trainyard in Brave District for weeks. How did she find it and why you didn’t take it away from her?!” ''

''“She just found that cube in the hole near Brave District and i was confused on how i supposedly took it away from her”, Raido hissed. “Believe it or not, she’s not just an ordinary girl. She’s Crona Snell, the author of Broken Bird and Man Whom Only Learned Hate!” ''

''“Do you think her identity is matter in this situation?”, Charlotte asked in exasperation. “We had to retrieve that cube fast. It’s just the matter of time before Morganians learned that Neathid Cube has fell into some helpless girl’s hands and set out after her. The next thing that would happened, they took that cube away from her and she was ended in the morgue!” ''

''“Well, i don’t think sarcasm is really called for!”, Raido argued back. “I could’ve pickpocketed that cube from her, but that was illegal, Artful Dodger!" ''

''"Who you are calling Artful Dodger, you mad scientist!?", Charlotte bellowed. ''

''“Hey, hey, hey, guys!", Snowy hissed frantically. "Stop fighting! She'll hear you." ''

''As the argument between three friends ensued, Crona somehow overheard their conversations in spite of distance between her and the dumpster where Raido, Charlotte, and Snowy hiding in. However, the silver-haired girl had no idea about the said conversation’s context and frowns, turned around and walked for the dumpster. As this happens, Raido hissed, “Guys, this argument is getting nowhere. We need a plan to—“ ''

''Suddenly, the whole things in the dumpster spin 90 degrees, causing its contents spilled to the outside. The force that spun the dumpster was so tremendous it caused Raido, Charlotte, and Snowy thrown to the outside. ''

''“What’s happening now?”, Charlotte asked as she recovers. ''

''“Are you guys okay?”, Snowy added. ''

''Suddenly, they heard a loud bang which followed by a yell, “HEY!!” Startled by the yell, the three friends stand up and turned, and having themselves facing the very angry Crona in front of them. Even the girl's angry face looks scarier than her already eerie appearance. “Why are you stalking me?!”, Crona demanded. ''

''“H-hey, calm down!”, Raido frantically said to her. “We didn’t mean to stalk you.” ''

''“Then what!?”, Crona demanded again. “I just heard you guys talking about how would you pickpocketed something from me and kill me.” ''

''“No, no no no! It’s not like what you think it is! It’s just this girl’s crazy suggestion”, Raido nervously apologized as he and Snowy pointed on Charlotte’s face, which obviously irritated her. “Just don’t take it personal, okay?” ''

''As Crona noticed a rusty iron bar near the dumpster and took it, Snowy nervously approach her and said, “It’s funny. We’re not specifically talking about mugging—.” ''

''Instead of listening to them, Crona angrily shoves the back of the iron bar against Snowy’s nose, causing him to screamed and nearly fall onto pavement below, “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY NOSE!!” ''

''“What the hell you think you doing?!”, Raido suddenly snapped on Crona in response of his snow fairy friend getting injured, only for her tossed the iron bar on the air before delivered a powerful kick where her dry bone landed on his crotch. Hilariously, as she did, this also caused Raido’s cap flying onto of Charlotte’s head without her knowing. Before he either react or fell to his knees out of the pain, Crona held Raido on the hair and delivered a single but powerful slap that send him sailing. Her slap was so powerful that the Prime Merlinean violently hit a nearby building before fell head in first into a trash bin full of banana peels below. As this happens, Crona nonchalantly catch the falling iron bar that she just tossed to the air. ''

''“Oh my God! She killed Raido!”, Charlotte cried. ''

''“YOU BASTARD!!”, Snowy yelled. ''

''“Guys, i’m still alive here!”, Raido yelled at them as he tried to stand up with his head still stuck in the trash bin, only to fell backwards due to tripped by a banana peel. ''

''“You have three seconds to leave me alone or i’ll make you suffer!”, Crona threatened. ''

''“There are two of us! You cannot make us suffer!”, Charlotte challenged, though she obviously agitated with what just happened as Raido made another attempt to stand again. ''

''“I’M NOT JOKING AROUND!!!”, Crona yelled back before slammed her iron bar against the dumpster, only for it breaks into pieces upon impact. This left her flabbergasted with what just happened, and Charlotte and Snowy used the opportunity to flee and took Raido away with them for safety, still with the trash bin that stuck on his head. Crona noticed them escaping, but instead of give chase, she yelled, “That’s right! Go for mommy!”, before turned away and crossed the zebra cross just as it was red light. ''

As she eventually no longer on sight, Charlotte removed the trash can from Raido’s head and asked, “Are you okay?” 

''Raido spat a banana peel in his mouth. “I’ve been worse. This is the first time someone kicked me on the crotch”, he said before realized that his cap is gone. “Um, have you seen my cap?” ''

Notices that she had Raido’s cap on her head, she returned the cap to him and said, “Here you are.” 

''“Thanks”, Raido said as he put his cap back on. "Anyway, we need the others' help to solve this dilemma, but i had a feeling that they'll laugh at me." ''

Does this hilarious enough? I just wonder.