The Killer (SIYKWIDLFt13th)

"Hello, Cindy."

- The Killer mistaking girls for Cindy.

"I no what you did last summer. I know what you did last semester. I know what you did last Chanukah. I know what you did last period."

- Notes from the desk of the Killer.

"Who were you expecting, Billy Loomis's mother?"

- Hardy after being revealed.

The Killer is a parody of Ghostface and the main antagonist of the 2000 parody slasher film Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th. Unlike his inspiration, The Killer is extremely incompetent, and more times than not, his victims end up killing themselves in freak accidents or getting away. At the end, he is revealed to be Officer Doughy's evil twin cousin, and is thought to be killed when Hagitha Utslay accidentally shoots Doughy's revolver. However, he survives his injuries and moves to Pacoima, CA where he becomes the manager of a donut shop. Back at Bulimia Falls High School, an unknown person takes up the identity of The Killer and continues Hardy's work.

He was voiced by Chris Palermo and portrayed by Tom Arnold.

Physical Appearance
The Killer is 6' 1" and wears a long black hooded robe, black gloves, and a pair of white combat boots with black laces. In the beginning of the movie, The Killer wears a white hockey mask. After lighting a cigarette, his mask catches fire and melts, revealing a mask that resembles the classic mask from Scream underneath, though The Killer's mask is larger and much more misshapen.

Early Life
To be added.

Spring Break Massacre
Late one night, The Killer sneaks up to the house of a teenage girl. He calls her on the phone and asks her a mathematical question, but she is confused as she never learned math, much to The Killer's annoyance. The call is ended when he falls into her pool. Screw goes back to decorating her cake, but she gets another call from The Killer. While she is taking the call, The Killer sneaks into her house. On the phone he asks her "who's buried in Grant's tomb," to which she responds with "Hugh Grant," but she gets the question wrong and The Killer pops out of the giant cake she was decorating. He dives at her and chases her around the counter, before eventually chasing her outside and face first into a bug zapper. Disappointed that he didn't get to kill her, The Killer tries to light a cigarette, but accidentally lights his mask on fire. The hockey mask melts and he puts the fire out by sticking his face into a bird bath.

Throughout the next day, The Killer can be seen killing or attempting to kill people around the school. He attempts to choke a teenage boy with dental floss, but the floss breaks and the boy gets away. While Hagitha is talking to Doughy, The Killer pulls a cameraman into the van and murders him off-screen. In Martina's class, he puts a noose around the teacher's neck. In swimming class, he drags away one of the students. In the hallway, he emerges from one of the lockers and drags a student into it. Outside, during another Doughy and Hagitha conversation, The Killer lassos another cameraman and pulls him off-screen.

Meanwhile, The Killer leaves notes for the five main characters to find, claiming that he knows that Martina forgot to give her grandma her laxatives, Boner forgot to mail his brother's appeal to The Governor, Slab smoked his Uncle's ashes, and Barbara took the tag off of a mattress.

Revelation and Ending
To be added.

Where Are They Now
After surviving his injuries, Hardy changed his name and moved to Pacoima, California where he became a manager for a donut shop and an active member of the PTA. Meanwhile, back at Bulimia Falls High School, a new killer takes Hardy's place.

Murders

 * 1: EmpTV Cameraman | Pulled into van and killed off-screen.
 * 2-4: Unnamed students | Unknown, killed off-screen.
 * 5: Mrs. Tingle | Hanged, off-screen.
 * 6: Teenage Girl | Gagged and dragged away, unknown, killed off-screen.
 * 7: Teenage Girl | Dragged into locker, unknown, killed off-screen.
 * 8: EmpTV Cameraman | Lassoed and killed off-screen.

Accidents

 * 1: Screw Frombehind | Electrocuted with a bug zapper, gutted afterwards.
 * 2: Principal Interest | Electrocuted after falling into a hot tub, gutted and hung from a goal post.
 * 3: Barbara Primesuspect | Allergic reaction after being stung by bees.

Attempted

 * 1: Teenage Boy | Strangled with dental floss, survived.
 * 2:

Weapons

 * Hunting knife
 * Dental floss
 * Noose
 * Lasso
 * Power drill
 * Weed Whacker

Equipment

 * Desk fan: Used to disguise his voice.
 * Masks:
 * Mylec Pro Goalie Mask
 * Abraham Lincoln mask
 * Horse head mask
 * Metal Protective cup: Worn to prevent kicks in the groin from being effective.

Quotes
"In the millennium, motives are accidental."

- Hardy

"I'm really sorry."

- Hardy apologizing for the murders.

Trivia

 * The Killer makes references to other movies.
 * When calling people, he asks for Cindy.
 * The Killer's first mask is a hockey mask.
 * The Killer quotes The Wizard of Oz after his mask catches fire.
 * The Killer leaves the five main characters notes claiming that he knows what they did last summer/semester/Chanukah/period.
 * When attempting to kill Slab, The Killer drives a car that looks similar to Christine.
 * Unlike in the Scream films, where the in-universe films are referred to as Stab, the Scream movies exist in this universe.
 * Martina brings up the first movie when explaining the rules.
 * Hardy refers to Billy and Debbie Loomis, when he is unmasked.
 * Hardy yells the name Sidney when Martina touches his groin while searching for the desk fan hidden in his robe.
 * It's not clear as to if the hockey mask melted and became the Scream mask, or The Killer was wearing the Scream mask underneath the hockey mask.
 * It is implied that there are two killers.
 * One of the Football players has a jersey with "Killer" written on the back.
 * The Killer has a locker in the school, even though Hardy is most likely not a student there.