GWAR

GWAR is a gang of extraterrestrial warlords who betrayed their cosmic Master.

History
GWAR's story begins at the beginning of time when the Master, a giant planet sized mass of flesh, created the universe by firing objects out the back of his head. He then created the Scumdogs of the Universe, whom GWAR were members of. Along with the Master's most loyal servant, Techno Destructo, GWAR and the Scumdogs of the Universe waged chaos across the universe, but GWAR craved more power, and thus, defied their Master. However, in the battle that followed, GWAR was beaten and sent to Earth where they would wipe out the dinosaurs, invent music, and created humankind by raping primitive animals. From there, they would go about wrecking human civilizations until the Master found out about their activities on Earth, and so, he froze them in ice and locked them away in a temple in Antarctica where they remained for the next few thousand years until the 1980s, when music mogul Sleazy P. Martini inadvertently freed them from their icy prison and taught them how to play instruments. They would then go on to become one of the most renowned rock bands ever, but they would have to deal with a multitude of enemies, including Techno Destructo and his twin brothers Bozo Destructo and Sawborg Destructo, the Morality Squad, Skulhedface, Cardinal Syn, the Master, Jewcifer, and Mr. Perfect, but they held their own against each.