Jennifer Lopez (South Park)

After years of success as a recording star, actress and assorted other artistic fields, Jennifer Lopez develops a raging ego and unstable temper, which begins to bother the record executives of her record label. And so when a "younger" and "spicier" performer by the name of Jennifer Lopez, appears on the music scene, the executives become anxious to hire her. However, not wanting to have two Jennifer Lopez's signed to their label, the chose to fire the original one. Lopez does not take the dismissal well, blowing up into a furious rage at being told that she was fired and that she was a "mean-spirited bitch, who spits on people for being poor".

She immediately rushes to South Park, with her boyfriend ben Affleck , so as to confront (i.e. threaten) the new Jennifer Lopez. She is of course however, shocked and confused to find that the new Jennifer Lopez is in fact a ventriloquist puppet of Eric Cartman. Initially thinking it a joke, she become completely enraged when the hand insults her, to which Lopez threatens to kill her and Cartman if they don't back-off. Unknown to Lopez however, Affleck becomes immediately attracted to the new Jennifer.

Soon after, the new Jennifer Lopez begins work on her album, and starts dating Affleck behind the old Lopez' back. Again falling into a psychotic fury, Lopez proceeds to attack Cartman's hand with a baseball bat, breaking several fingers in the process. However, the new Jennifer continues to date Affleck and become engaged. This finally sends Lopez over the edge, and she chases down the new Jennifer with a chainsaw, intent on kill her. The police, record excutives, Ben Affleck and the boys all chase after the two Lopezes (and Cartman), and are shocked to discover that the new Jennifer Lopez is infact a con-artist named "Mitch Conner". Mitch kills himself with a suicide pill, however Lopez does not return to her music career. Instead she is arrested for assault and attempted murder, and after being released ends up working at a fast-food taco place.

Lopez is one of the few celebrities who does not appear in the episodes 200 and 201. Instead, Mitch Conner appears again, posing once more as Jennifer Lopez.