Frank Galikanokus

"Did I do something wrong, officers? Because I know wasn't speeding."

- Galikanokus after being stopped by Foster and Mac.

Frank Galikanokus is a member of Lucy Garfield's marijuana smuggling ring and a minor antagonist of the 2001 police comedy film Super Troopers. He used a fake soap brand named Bunty Soap to smuggle marijuana through Vermont. Eventually, he is stopped by Vermont State Highway troopers Carl Foster and MacIntrye Womack when he skips a weigh station. When the troopers jump up to take a look at his inventory, he locks them in the trailer and escapes. Days later, the Vermont State Highway Patrol spot him driving by in another semi-truck and follow him to an airport where they observe him and the local police loading marijuana into the truck. After being beat up by Farva and Thorny, he is arrested and taken to jail.

He was portrayed by Jimmy Noonan.

Biography
It is unknown when, but at some point he dated a Louisville marijuana queen pin named Lucy Garfield and became a member of her drug-smuggling ring. Under the alias of a truck driver for a fake soap company named Bunty Soap, he picked up the marijuana shipments from Canada and transported them to Lucy Garfield's Winnebago. The local police ran protection for the smuggling ring for a cut of the profits. It's unknown why, but possibly out of greed, Galikanokus ended up betraying his girlfriend by killing her and taking over her business.

Traffic Stop
While hauling a shipment of marijuana, he skips a weigh station and attracts the attention of Vermont State Highway troopers Carl Foster and MacIntrye Womack. After being pulled over, he tries to deceive the officers into thinking that he missed it by mistake. When that doesn't work, he locks them in the trailer after they ask to take a look at his inventory.

Final Showdown
A couple days later, when the Vermont State Highway Patrol is about to shut down, the officers of the station get drunk and go for a joy ride in a cop car. The Spurbury Police dispatcher, Ursula Hanson tells them to meet her at 10:30 at Route 09 on Okechobe road. While waiting for her, Galikanokus drives by in another semi-truck, and they follow him to an airport where he meets with a Canadian marijuana supplier. The local police shows up and helps load the marijuana into the truck. The highway troopers use Farva's police car to distract and draw the gunfire from the local cops. With no ammo left in their guns, the highway troopers get into a fist-fight with the local cops and the smugglers. Galikanokus takes on Thorny who he's about to overpower, but with help from Farva, he is taken down and arrested.