Master Shake

"Well... Dracula called and he said he's coming tonight and I said okay."

- Master Shake, on what he usually says when he loses an argument.

Master Shake or simply Shake, is one of the three main protagonists in the series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, its reworked title Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1, Aqua Something You Know Whatever, Aqua TV Show Show and Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever.

Unlike the other two food items, Frylock, an uptight super intelligent box of fries and Meatwad, a dimwitted, yet lovable ball of meat, Shake is a rude, selfish, lazy, narcissistic (In earlier episodes, he believed he was the leader) yet moronic milkshake. He often likes to torture Meatwad for his amusement and annoys Frylock to no end.

Even Oglethorpe and Emory, the two idiotic Plutonians find Shake annoying. Shake's own stupidity has caused damage to the city they live in, their own house, to himself and even to the whole planet, and yet he never learns from his mistakes. He is often worse than some of the villains the Aqua Teens have encountered. Master Shake's sheer unlikeability is clearly demonstrated during an instance where Frylock invents a device that, when used by an individual, emits a signal which attracts nearby friends to them. Although the device is shown to work successfully for even the ill-tempered Carl and the socially inept Meatwad, Master Shake finds that he is unable to attract any potential friends when he uses it, demonstrating that there is likely no one alive who can stand to be around Shake. This notion is further reinforced in a later episode where Frylock creates a robot girlfriend for Shake that is programmed to love him unconditionally only for her to end up cheating on him.

It's hinted that he may also be dumber than Meatwad as Meatwad has outwitted him on occasion and even gotten revenge on Shake as well. Shake has an unusual ability to make anything he throws explode. He is also terrified of vampires and suicidal action figures.

Trivia

 * In the movie, it is revealed that Shake can remove his straw.