User:Voltairefan

About myself

Hello, I just thought i'd like to share a bit of information about myself. I am a big fan of Star Wars. My favourite villain from the series is General Grievous. My favourite video games are Call of duty and Pokemon games. I am also a LEGO collector. My favourite food is chicken and my favourite colour is red. I love listening to classic opera and composed music. My favourite song is "Polka power" by "Weird" Al. I hate swearing. My five favourite cartoons are Spongebob Squarepants, Looney tunes, My little pony:Friendship is magic, Adventure time and Regular show. My two favourite singers are Voltaire and "Weird" Al Yankovic. My favourite hobby is riding up and down my street on my scooter. I also love watching Youtube poops! And I love old songs a lot. I'm not really a fan of modern songs. My favourite stage play is "Les' Miserables".

My favourite types of villains are Omnipotents, Sorcerers, Gaolers, Comedic villains, Serial killers, Dictators, Sophisticated villains, Brutes, Enigmatic villains, Henchmen, One-man armies, Provokers, Sadistic villains, Dark lords, Insectoids and Complete monsters.

My Favourite Villains and why:

Darth vader: Awesome voice, eerie breathing noise, great fighter and pretty creepy(In my opinion).

Discord: Funny, cunning, great riddle-master and voiced by John de lancie.

Joker: Every incarnation of him is awesome. He is funny and very creepy.

Freddy Krueger: Awesome ways of killing, cool hat and clothing, has a good sense of humour and wicked sharp claws.

Venom: Freaky look(especially in the movie). Incredible strength and agility and giant mouth!!!

Carnage: Freaky features, creepy glowing eyes, long cool claws and an awesome killer.

Claude Frollo: Deeply religous villain, Really dark, delusional(delusional villains are awesome). Cool voice.

Wheatley: Funny, amazing British accent(I reckon British accents are cool). Cute look, Moron and resembles 343 guilty spark from Halo.

King Sombra: Mysterious villain, inspired by Sauron(Another awesome villain), cool horn, epic smoke escaping his eyes, umbrakinetic and epic death. I have also always thought of him as Lucifer in disguise.

IT: Creepy, good sense of humour, Played by Tim Curry, creepy quotes.

Dr. Evil: Incredibly funny, Reminds me of my dad, weirdo, once again incredibly funny! He is also pretty stupid(In a good way).

Two face: Awesome gunslinger, creepy yet awesome face(s), sadistic and dark.

Brain gremlin: Smooth, intelligent and always calm and opposed. Not to mention a really good singer.

Gremlins: Funny, wacky, scary, mischevious, sadistic(when it comes to Stripe A.K.A Mohawk), stupid, crazy and overall destructive!

King Candy/Turbo: Wacky, silly and jolly(as King Candy). As Turbo, very sadistic and murdering, mentally ill and Fudging awesome as a Cy-bug!

Randall Boggs: Slender build(like Discord and Slender man), has the power to camouflage and turn invisible and is voiced by Steve Buscemi.

General Grievous: Four arms, can weild four lightsabers at once, looks absolutely freaky when walking on all his limbs like a spider, creepy voice.

Killer Croc: Brutish, scary, freaky voice, scary look, really big, reptilian and outright killer.

Hexxus: Scary look, dark, toxic and demonic and smooth voice.

Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear: Really dark villain, seems nice and sweet but really evil and sadistic, dictating plushie, smells like strawberries.

Sauron: Demonic satanic villain, Incredibly scary and eerie, Immense strength and power, mysterious, pyrotic and umbrakinetic, much like King Sombra(who is based off of Sauron).

Scroop: Scroop has awesome looking claws, is very agile and deadly, smart and conniving. He also has a pretty neat voice.

Scar: He is a Lion, he has a calm voice, is a Monarch, and is willing to kill anyone who stands in his way.

Jafar: He is a Genie, but can transform into a human. He is a Sorceror and has an epic singing voice.

The Killer Klowns: Funny and wacky like the Gremlins, also very creepy and have cool ray guns that can turn people into cotton candy.

The Flim Flam brothers: Good singers, funny and cool clothes, Inspired from the two conmen from 'The Music Man', and have awesome voices.

Beetlejuice: Beetlejuice is funny, wacky and crazy. However he is also a pervert, but he is still awesome being a mischief maker and an agent of chaos. He can transform into a snake and pretty much anything he wants. He is also pretty rude, but all these reasons make him one of the best villains ever.

Deathwing: Deathwing is a super powerful Dragon, he is a cataclysm and can bring the end to all things. He is also pyrotic.

My Favourite villainesses and why:

Maleficent: She is a powerful sorceress, and she is a very vengeful villain. She also uses all the powers of hell to transform her into a gigantic killing dragon!!!

Queen Chrysalis: She is an insectoid, cool wings and a very creepy voice. She is even more powerful than the ruler of Equestria, the land that she is trying to conquer. She is also a demon and a Saccubus. She also has the power to transform and shape-shift into anyone she wants.

Cruella De Vil: Greedy and psycho, cool car and very crazy. And very nice fur coat.

Trixie: She is an evil sorceress, has cool magic powers, is a unicorn, a gaoler and a bullie and has a very cool hat and cape.

Zira: She is very evil and a murdering psychopath, has a freaky and very dark song, and, like Scar, will kill anyonne for no reason and/or if they stand in her way and try to stop her from avenging Scars death.

Yzma: She is creepy, has an ugly looking face, smart, has a really good singing voice and looks cute as a cat.

Catwoman: Catwoman is very agile, swift and awesome with her whip. She is also very acrobatic and I find that cool.

Harley Quinn: She is very funny, comedic and incredibly silly. She is also very acrobatic and has a gigantic mallet!

Angel Dog/Devil Dog: As Angel dog, she is cute yet scary at the same time.She also appears very friendly, but she has a darker personality, Devil Dog, who is insulting, cruel and sadistic and acts like a spoilt teenager.

My Favourite Villain Defeats: Count Dooku: He gets decapitated by Anakin skywalker after getting his hands chopped off.

Emporer Palpatine: Dies by getting thrown down a shaft by Darth vader and blowing up.

King sombra: Dies after the Crystal heart is placed back in it's original place, causing him to crack and explode into dozens of peices.

Scar: Dies after getting kicked off of pride rock by his nephew, Simba, attacked by his own henchmen and burning.

Scroop: Dies from floating upwards into space.

Claude Frollo: Dies after the gargoyle he was standing on cracks, causing him to lose his balance but managing to grab on to the gargoyle, but it makes a devilish and satanic face at him. It then cracks off with him still clinging onto it, causing him to fall into the lava below him, representing his fall into hell.

Discord: Gets frozen and encased in stone by the Elements of Harmony. However he is released in a future episode, but redeemed himself (though not fully).

General Grievous: Dies by getting shot with a laser gun in the heart and burning inside of his armour from the oil inside of him and finally a little explosion from the inside.

IT (Pennywise the dancing clown): Dies in his Spider form after getting shot in his body, weakening him, and then getting repeatedly bashed by the losers club until finally having his heart pulled out.

Stripe: Dies after Gizmo pulls open the store blinds to let in the sunlight (which is fatal to gremlins). His skin then burns and melts off, making him look like a rotting zombie corpse, and then falls into fountain water. He then jumps out for one last scare, now just a skeleton and then melts into a disgusting puddle of green goo. He is reincarnated in the second film, however, Looking slightly different than in the previous movie. In the second film, he dies in his spider form after Gizmo shoots a flaming arrow at him, setting him and his web on fire.

Secretary Gremlin: Fights with Daniel Clamp and gets himself killed by getting shoved into a paper shredder, spilling out gooey green blood.

General Shepherd: Dies after "Soap" throws a Knife into his right eye.

Gremlins(1st film): Blown up in a theatre.

Brain Gremlin: Dies along with all the other Gremlins in the second film after they are sprayed with water and electricuted to death by the Electric Gremlin(Who later burns out).

Freddy Krueger: Gets pinned to the wall with knives and throwing stars, gets stabbed with his own clawed glove and then gets a pipe bomb stuck to his chest, which then goes off, killing him and sending him straight to hell.

Drake: Gets crushed by a large boulder.

Ursala: Stapped by the mast of a ship and electricuted by lightning.

Jenner: Stabbed in the back by a thrown knife and falls off of the platform he was standing on.

Venom (Spider-man 3): Gets trapped in a cage of metal poles with Peter Parker hitting them and making sounds which is Venom's weakness. Eddie brock (the guy who wore the Symbiote suit), was released, but then Peter throws a pumpkin bomb into the symbiote's body, with Eddie brock trying to save Venom, causing him and the suit to blow up into nothingness.

So, I just ask one simple question... I wonder what's for dinner? YEAH! Well, Squadala, i'm off. And a big, gigantic, fat MMM to you! Remember, You will die! FIGARO!!!!!!

That's about it. MWAHAHAHA!!!!!