Thread:LucidPigeons/@comment-27586321-20160104170842/@comment-27560932-20160105204210

Welcome.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do normal man-person things like eating meat products with my normal human teeth-mouth and driving a car with my featherless grabbing sticks. Not at all to start the conquest of all humanity by pigeon-kind.

...You sure you don't have any bird feed?