Randy Zane

Randy Zane  is a one-shot antagonist of the Malcolm in the Middle Episode, "No Motorcycles". He equated to a force-of-nature in the level of beating he is looking to give Malcolm, Reese and Huey.

During planning for their brother, France,'s twenty-first birthday, Reese, Malcolm and Huey notice a massive kid across the street who is looking across at them. The brothers can tell he is ready to give them a beating but are unsure who he is there for. All three had been pranking the neighborhood and are debating which one he is there for. He refuses to sleep and the boys claim his eyes glow like two lit cigarettes in the night. Eventually Huey decides to go out and take the beating rather than live in fear. Huey is soundly beaten but Randy claims it is just to warm up and to go get his brother. Huey passes along the message but none of the brothers know who he was talking about. Reese and Malcolm debate who it is but eventually decides he needs to Reese face the beating, saying he can not take the dread of it any more, Reese arms his crotch by placing a frying pan between his legs and goes out. Reese returns with a busted face and a smashed-in frying-pan but is told to send his other brother out, solidifying Malcolm as Randy's target.

The two brothers try to convince Malcolm to take the beating. Malcolm is certain he can out-think the situation and starts working out, desperately planning on doing so for a few days 24/7 while he fakes being sick until he can at least lessen his beating. Eventually the two convince Malcolm to go out and take the beating from Randy, rather than try to put it off, however as soon as Malcolm opens the door to the room, Randy is already inside - both brothers having let him in, amazed they could convince him to go out. Randy peers down and asks where the other brother is, "The Red Headed One". When the three confused, tell him there is no red-headed brother, Randy realizes he has the wrong house. Malcolm gives him the correct house and Randy leaves. Reese and Huey however go to beat up Malcolm since they had to take their respective beatings too.