Teacher & Students

Teacher and Students are the main protagonists of the famous little movie titled Modern Educayshun.

Modern Educayshun
A new students was walking the hall ways, going to a private class, as a girl screamed drastically out of no-where. The new student entered the classroom, as there we're three students: Phenylephrine, Simon and Sunshine with their teacher. As the new student went to sit, the radiator bumped strangely, as the teacher told him to ignore it.

As the new student sat on the chair, the teacher started to ask questions: What is one plus one? The new student said that the answer is two. The teacher denied the answer, as Simon replied with multiculturalism witch was confirmed by the teacher of being the answer. What is three times three? The new student said that the answer is nine.

The teacher again denied the answer, as Pheneylephrine replied with gender equality witch was again confirmed by the teacher of being the answer. The new student was confused and asked if this was a joke, as Pheneylephrine asked him if he thinks that gender equality is a joke. The new student was even more confused saying that this is a mathematics class. Simon then quickly told him to stop being racist, as Pheneylephrine said that questions are offensive.

Eventually the teacher asked if they researched their research assignments, and the student that has the best score, goes to the summit. As she checked the students assignments, she took the new student's assignment and barley even read it, telling him that it's 7 out of 10. The new student was confused because she barley read it, as she replied that she didn't want to read it because he wrote with red pen.

Simon then replied with saying that color red is offensive in many religions, as Pheneylephrine asked the new student why would he only write with one color, and that the humanity is a rainbow of beauti and spirituality. The new student didn't really care, and asked if he is going to the summit because he had the best score. The teacher said that the grading isn't over yet.

She added all the students marks, and divided them with number four as she got the number five, making all the students having equal score. The new student quickly asked who is going to the summit, as Pheneylephrine with anger said that they are getting their privileged points. Basically the teacher gave all the students grades on their privilege. As she went to Sunshine, he started to count that he is gay, unattractive, Asian, overweight... As the teacher gave Sunshine the best score 18 out of 10.

Everyone we're happy because of Sunshine's success, except the new student. He stand up, going to Sunshine looking at his assignment, as he said that he only wrote hearts and didn't spelled equality correctly on his assignment. Pheneylephrine quickly replied telling the new student that he expressed him self, as the new student said that it has nothing to do with mathematics, as she replied does he thinks that he is that grate just because he is good in maths?

The new student said that they are wrong and crazy. Simon and Pheneylephrine stand up, telling him that they will attack him because he assaulted them, as the teacher went with a black duck tape telling him that he can't fight back, as all four attacked the new student. They pushed the new student inside of the radiator.

At the end, another new student was going to the private class, she went inside, as everything was normal, as out of no where the radiator reacted strange again, as the teacher just replied to ignore it.

Portrayals

 * Teacher is portrayed by Romy Bartz.
 * Pheneylephrine is portrayed by Cait Burley.
 * Simon is portrayed by Caspar Hardaker
 * Sunshine is portrayed by Jonathan Lo
 * New student is portrayed by Neel Kolhatkar.