I want to slap you.

@TommyCreeklow kinky

Homelander and Micah can OBLITERATE ME, i'll be dead without even knowing

@Holybananapeel to be fair Joff being the king and umbridge being a witch they could both as well, this is if there were no consequences and you just get to slap one of them haha

I have two hands, therefore I can slap Umbridge and Joffrey. It's hard to choose one.

@Conrad the conflakes Bold of you to assume that she even has a heart.

I want to slap the toad face girl o>o

Micah definitely

Everyone sucks but Umbridge is on a whole other level

"Which one would you slap if you had the choice?"

Me: Yes.