You're an Employer and you interviewed these 6, who gets the Job?

Tom (WARNING: Will get drunk and kill mall santas)

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (WARNING: Obsessed with clams)

Dan Mandel (WARNING: Seeks revenge over anything)

Percival C. McLeach (WARNING: Australian)

Damian Beelzly (WARNING: father is the Devil)

Daycare Attendant (WARNING: Moon not good w/ kids)

60 Votes in Poll

(Edited by KoshaVinka)

I'll take Dan, because he's the least evil in this list, and therefore the one who's least likely to stab me in the back.

I feel like I’d hire Damian since his father, the literal Prince of Darkness, would kill me if I didn’t

What do you think?