William: and so there I am, in the alley, Charlotte’s protector gone, and I just shoot her, right then and there.

AW COME ON! I'M NOT IN THE LEADERBOARD

And then Henry’s like, holy phone, and I’m like, that’s phonist, but Phone Guy (who was standing right there) is like, no it isn’t, and it was dumb thing to say anyway since Henry has a cassette for a head. And, are my stories boring? Anyway, Mr. Hippo starts telling us this story about hippos, and it’s boring. And then Henry falls into a deep depression, and then my head got really big, but that’s a whole nother story.

Newman: *w h e e z e* That was so iconic!

Mephiles: Dude, I killed you. How are you not dead?!

Newman: Used bandages right after you stabbed me. Also plot

William: you see, the souls of children stuffed me into this springlock suit, and then I’m a bunny, and then I see Micheal’s a guard at a place called Fazbear Frights, and you see, that’s copyright infringement - they didn’t own Freddy Fazbear, so I tried to Sue them but got arrested since I’m a serial killer, and then once I got out I go to the place and Mike’s there!

So.. you're in a bunny suit...? *blushes a little*

Used to… but then I got out of it. That’s it’s own story. You see, Mike burns the place down and I get bottles full of remnant delivered to me, it’s basically life-juice but weak to fire. Then I go to this new Fazbear place and turns out the night guard is Micheal. Then Henry’s back! And he does an epic speech and burns the place down and I’m dead. Then I get brought back to life in hell by this guy named Golden Freddy who is also simultaneously one of the children I killed and the crying child, it’s a two souls on body situation. Then I got teleported here.

Mephiles: After my defeat, I was in a location called the void, the space between universes... When suddenly, I woke up here as well....