A guy who liked Sand

Noob saibot

Dark Helmet

A Plaque doctor with asthma carrying a red glowstick

A Jedi master.

An angry person who was kidnapped as a child

Robot Chicken

Black moon Jedi Knight

A guy who is entire legacy and family are ruined by his second master clone daughter

David Prowse in an armored suit with James Earl Jones’s voice and a 10,000 degree glowstick.