HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! wait, i'm alone, I can swear for Real <inhales> SON OF A-

Owning a ladder is more dangerous than owning a gun that’s why I own ten guns incase some MANIAC try’s to sneak in a ladder

“Going to the golf course after day time, you say? I dunno we’d… have to break in and- JUST KIDDING LET’S BREAK IN!!!”

*proceeds to break in*