My name's Voldemort and I'm really great now
I have the best wand 'cause I have the Elder wand now
I'm a good learner and I learn real good
Ever since I got the Elder Wand I feel good
I feel on top of the world!
Metaphorically!
Though I could go there if I wanted to
But I don't, so just leave it alone, okay?
Huh!
Killed a Mudblood
And a another
Go on, order me to not bother
'Cause I won't sit still, cuz I have the wand
Check my magic, positively respond
Ungh!
Yeah, yeah!
Huh, yeah!
Huh, check it out!
Killed Frank Bryce the peeping tom
as a baby!
Killed Hepzibah Smith
For the locket and cup!
Someone interrupted me. Who did it?
Piers Thicknesse probably did
Time to Die
Alastor Moody on a broom
Yeah, why not?
But not Rubeus
He fell in a pond
'Cause there ain't no face Avada can't grace
When I w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wand!
To the left!
Avada Kedavra
To the right!
Crucio Flight
Outta sight!
Make you wanna perish all night!
Uh!
To the left!
Avada Kedavra
To the right!
Crucio Flight
Outta sight!
Make you wanna perish all night!
Yes!
Two, three, four
But I can never apparate away from my fate
And I can never escape the day I'll face the hater
Who destroyed by first Body and who’ll take my life
Harry Potter’s his name, and I'm gonna have it erased
All right!
Yeah!
Huh!
Lord Voldemort!
Huh! V!
You were a baby when we last met, and while your a man
I can still do magic way better than you can
I'm a superstar, maybe you've heard of me?
Oh right, I killed your Parents
That didn't even occur to me
Huh!
But I'm not wearing a tux, son
No, I’ve got 7 Horcrux
I'm Lord Voldemort, big and swole
So Harry Potter, you know your role
And shut your mouth and keep it closed
Or I'll punch you in your Glasses holes
'Cause there ain't no Horcrux you can't reach
And there ain't no Chosen one in the future, naw
Give it up for Harry Potter (What's that?)
Give it up for Harry Potter (Who?)
Everyone knows Harry Potter (Oh yeah?)
If you don't you probably oughta (Damn right!)
Read a book about Harry Potter (Read a book!)
Don't mess with Harry Potter (Don't mess!)
Everyone loves Harry Potter (Yeah!)
He's a real good lyrics writer