3Drinkz

“	1-2-3-4, get down on the dancefloor! It's the last night of my life, I gotta make it count, I'm not gonna cry. Sorry. There's a lot on my mind. Like where do we go, when we die? Is it dark? ...can I watch movies? I'm at the strip club trying to see some boobies!	„
	~ 3Drinkz's first verse.

“	I am truly burdened with this knowledge. I wish I partied more in college. Now I'm forty and about to die. There was a ton of stuff I was too scared to try, Like dark chocolate, drunk driving. Now I do both, and it's so exciting! You might think: "this is mean as hell", But I CAN'T DIE IF I KILL MYSELF!	„
	~ 3Drinkz's second and most iconic verse.

“	We're scared of hell, scared of hell. Whoa, but we'll never tell, never tell. Whoa, we should do this all the time. But we can't, we're gonna die. Gonna die, gonna diiiiiie!	„
	~ 3Drinkz and Fox SZN during the bridge of the song.

3Drinkz is the protagonist (alongside Fox SZN) of the 2011 pop song "Last Night".

He is a rapper who was informed that his days were numbered and as a result becomes burdened with regret and fear of the beyond, quickly trying to mark off his bucket list and try a bunch of new things before his demise, which ends up putting other people's lives at risk.

He was portrayed by Canadian comedian and Youtuber Kurtis Conner.

Biography[]

3 (like Fox SZN) was informed that he was due to die in one day and was immediately plunged into grief over his own life, regretting not making the most of it and expressing concern over what happens in the afterlife. He began trying all the things he claims he was too afraid to try, such as dark chocolate and driving under the influence, which he finds he loves, and expresses more grief over how the fun he's having will only be for one night. He acknowledges that drunk driving is incredibly dangerous, but expresses an extreme nihilism since whether or not he kills himself is irrelevant, as his life is due to end soon anyway.