“ | I'm An Artist! I didn't come here for a lousy sausage and jeans! I came for high art! What did these pathetic incompetent directors give me to play in Odessa?! "Is the meal served"? And here? Oh-oh-oh! I created my own theater here! My talent is creating here! Kings and madmen! Geniuses and scoundrels! | „ |
Actor (rus: Артист) - The leader of the Russian mafia in the USA.
He was played by the deceased Andrey Myagkov,Who also played tsar In the movie About Fedot the Sagittarius
Biography[]
The actor used to live and work in Odessa as an actor in the theater, and then he got tired of playing polite waiters, etc. and he emigrated to the United States to Brighton Beach, where he created the Russian mafia, which includes Kravchuk, Katz, etc. There he portrayed Lenin, Stalin, Brezhnev, Khrushchev, but for Agent Sokolov he portrayed Uncle Misha. Then the Russian mafia was a wreck because of KGB and CIA agents.
Quotes[]
“ | There is such a party! A wonderful batch of drugs from Thailand. | „ |
~ In the image of Lenin |
“ | I'm going to bury you! I'll bury you all! Like a damned capitalist! You fools! Weaklings! Buggers! One agent and so many of our corpses | „ |
~ In the image of Khrushchev |
“ | It seems to me that Comrade Syuladze is right | „ |
~ In the image of Stalin |
“ | If you really show humanism here, I'll show you Kuzkin's mother! | „ |
~ In the image of Khrushchev |
Interesting facts[]
- There were many images in the script in which the Actor was supposed to be, but they were abandoned
- Andrey Myagkov confessed that he played Soviet leaders (except Lenin) for the first time and that it took 8 hours a day for each make-up