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| “ | Or I will f-ck you, literally. I will sneak into your bunk in the middle of the night and I'll lick your p-ssy. And I will do it so good and so soft and you're going to be on the edge of cumming by the time you wake up. And then I'll stop. And you'll be half asleep, and you'll beg for it. [chuckles] Oh, you'll beg for it. And maybe I'll be nice, and maybe I won't. But if I am nice, the things you feel, they will ruin you forever. So you know, choose. | „ |
| ~ Alex threatening Pennsatucky. |
| “ | I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong. | „ |
| ~ Alex Vause. |
Alexandra Pearl "Alex" Vause is a main character in the comedy-drama TV series Orange Is the New Black. She was the "prison wife" of main protagonist Piper Chapman and an inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary.
She was portrayed by Laura Prepon.
Personality[]
Alex is street smart, snarky and manipulative with a talent of reading people. She keeps to herself emotionally, although she does associate with other inmates and is not afraid to fight back if she is provoked. Even though she and Piper loves each other, they both betray each other for personal gain but still relies on each other.
Quotes[]
| “ | I don't even know anymore. I used to. I had grand plans. Now I can't even get past the swirling darkness in my brain long enough to land on anything. | „ |
| ~ Alex to Nicky Nichols. |
| “ | Are you cheating on me and Larry with Crazy Eyes? 'Cuz there is not room for the four of us! | „ |
| ~ Alex to Piper Chapman. |
| “ | I can't believe I didn't see this coming. How did I not see this...you know what, I did see this coming. Years ago. Rule number one, don't ever fall in love with a straight girl. | „ |
| ~ Alex to Piper. |


