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“ You ever cut a rat open, put your pee pee in... have it live? You remind me of that rat.
„ ~ Anaconda's first encounter
“ No hands, all bite! „ ~ Anaconda, before his first fight
Anaconda Virtue is a prominent member of the Infinity Franchise. He is an optional boss fight and a minor antagonist in the first chapter of the LISA: The Painful fangame LISA: The Pointless.
Biography[]
LISA: The Pointless[]
Anaconda was a member of the choir boys and eventually got kicked out for "having a singing voice like the devil." He also cut open a rat in order to have sexual intercourse with it.
After an apocalyptic event known as "The Flash" killed all women on earth, Anaconda found an infinity jersey and started wearing it. He became a member of the "Infinity Franchise" and started killing people and climbing up folds. He was one of the first people to bring the jersey to Downtown Olathe. Eventually he had a hit on him and became one of the three "Lester's Most Wanted" along with Stefan Kindchild and Jessie Mack.
Later Anaconda met Alex Churchland and Joel Miller in the Downtown's subway system and told them the story of his encounter with a rat. Later he fought them on three different occasions. He managed to run away on the first two but ended getting killed on the third battle.
Appearance[]
Anaconda is a snake-like black male with long, messy, black, greasy hair; sharp teeth and visible veins on his right temple. He wears the infamous infinity jersey worn by all members of the Infinity Franchise and black pants.
Personality[]
Anaconda is a creepy, perverted and violent man that likes to burn his victims. He is a lone wolf, being the only one of Lester's Most Wanted to not be accompanied by any others during his fight. He thinks highly of himself saying he'll "outdo Arnold himself."
Trivia[]
- He was made accidently when the game's developer Edvinas Kandrotas was drawing a wanted poster for Lester's Most Wanted side quest. He unintentionally made a monsterous looking character and replaced Chriss Belluci with him instead.
- According to his stat sheet, he fights with the style "Snake Wushu" which matches with his snake motifs.
- His battle theme is "Ride the Anaconda" for the first two fights and "Modern Day Ouroboros" for the final fight.
- Both of these song titles are named after books, "Ride the Tiger" and "Revolt Against the Modern World" (the song's original name was Revolt Against The Modern Ouroboros) both by Julius Evola.
