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Char Aznable has declared Artie Ziff is to be renamed to
Artie Ziff (original)

for the following reason(s): Artie Ziff (Treehouse of Horror XXIII)
Please discuss it on the talk page for this article.
"I told you I am not Casval, I am Char Aznable."

Stop hand

Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, It would damage the town to hear it.
~ Artie Ziff saving face after making a failed pass at Marge.

Arthur "Artie" Ziff is a supporting antagonist in The Simpsons. He is Marge's ex-boyfriend-turned-archenemy from high school who has frequently attempted to get Marge to dump Homer for him and he often attempts to kiss her.

He was voiced by Jon Lovitz, who also played Emperor Tod Spengo in Mom and Dad Save the World, The Peeper in Little Nicky, T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, Mr. Marks in The Producers, and Quasimodo Wilson in Hotel Transylvania.

Biography[]

Life in Springfield High School[]

Artie met Marge in high school while he was president of the debate club and invited her to prom after she refused Homer's offer of going to prom with him. However, he ruined the date after he tried to have sex with (and possibly rape) Marge, who kept refusing, which also resulted in her dress is torn, leading her to furiously reject him. When he takes her home, Artie begs Marge not to say anything about his "busy hands" as it would hurt the entire town to know. Marge reluctantly agrees.

First Reunion[]

Artie eventually attended the Springfield High School reunion for the Class of 1974, where he revealed he had become very wealthy.

Second Reunion[]

Years later, Artie appeared on television, where local news anchor Kent Brockman revealed that Artie had become the fifth wealthiest man in the country, thanks to a product that changes modem noise to music that was manufactured by his corporation, Ziffcorp. After Marge writes him a letter (that, unfortunately, got rewritten by Patty and Selma, Artie invites her to his mansion and tries to seduce her, by hiring numerous people to recreate prom night for him and Marge in order to redeem himself.

Marge's fun doesn't last until he forcefully kisses her during the dance and unknowingly causes Homer to witness the kiss and ultimately consider suicide as a result while working at an oil rig. Artie redeems himself by apologizing to them both and telling Homer that Marge will never divorce him despite Artie's billions.

Crimes against Ziffcorp[]

However, Artie's worst act would be committed in "The Ziff Who Came To Dinner" where it's revealed he has been living in the Simpson's attic without their knowledge with Artie believing that Marge was his true love. Marge, however, quickly points out that she and Artie only had one date where he wasn't a much gentleman as he tried to force himself onto her and almost raped her on their high school prom night. Meanwhile the Simpsons reluctantly allow Artie to stay with them until he gets back on his feet.

However, Artie's real reason for living with the Simpsons was because he is wanted by the Security & Exchange Commission after spending his Ziffcorp shareholders' money for personal items. Artie betrays Homer by proclaiming that Homer owned 98% of Ziffcorp (after Homer had won the share through gambling) effortlessly causing Homer to be sent to prison but Artie, feeling remorseful, admits he was the original owner of the stock, and gets Homer released from prison. There, he was arrested and put in the jailyard.

Release[]

Although Artie angered the prisoners by damping their cigarettes (which caused them to surround him to possibly beat him up), he survived prison and was eventually released, as his name is shown on a list to get revenge on Mr. Burns. It is unknown what happens to him after.

Treehouse of Horror XXIII[]

Artie appears as a major antagonist in the third segment of Treehouse of Horror XXIII, Bart and Homer's Excellent Adventure. When Bart travels back in time to 1974, he meets young Marge when she met Homer. When he sees on his phone pictures of him in a future where he is wealthy, he tells Marge to avoid marrying Homer.

Taking Bart's advice, Marge marries Artie Ziff. It is unclear if Artie's company, Ziffcorp, exists in this alternate universe, but it is likely that Ziff himself remains the wealthy tech entrepreneur that he was in the original universe. In the 1990s, Marge and Ziff have three children: Bartie Ziff (Bart), and two unnamed daughters (Lisa and Maggie). The Ziff counterparts of the Simpson family are much more rich and successful. However, current-day Homer Simpson and teenage Homer arrive at Ziff's mansion. Artie and Bartie fight them off with Brazilian Jujitsu. However, Marge sees the Homers, and realizes she DID marry the wrong man. Marge kisses Homer, and divorces Artie. Marge then marries Homer, who becomes an essential step-father to Bartie, Lisa, and Maggie.

It is unknown of Artie Ziff's fate in this universe, but it is possible that he followed his original fate in the series and was arrested for fraud. In an alternate cut of the episode, the timeline where Artie and Marge marry is erased when Marge kisses Homer. Thus, Artie begs Marge to kiss him one last time before fading away (and presumably returning to the old timeline where he never romanced Marge successfully).

Personality[]

Fellow classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic superhero or a pretty boy, you elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king. Good for you!
~ Artie after winning Homecoming King

Artie Ziff is a arrogant, obnoxious, conceited, proud and narcissist man. Unlike Homer, he has staggering I.Q. and charisma, and is very intelligent, but this, along with his obsessive desire for Marge, gave him a selfish sense of self-sufficiency, and turns him into an crazy stalker who even is able to the worst to get what he wants.

Despite being rich, powerful and respected, Artie has never gotten over his desire for Marge, even after she rejected him on prom night for trying to force himself to her. He hasn't even been able to accept the fact that she is married to Homer.

In contrast to Homer, Artie was only interested in Marge for her physical attractiveness, and never respected her opinions, touching her or trying to kiss her against her will, leading Marge to reject him in the first place. Artie is, in truth, a man who has no other love than his own, thinking only of himself. Artie even goes so far as to frame Homer by saying he owned 98% of Ziffcorp and send him to prison to save himself, prompting Marge to point out that his selfishness is the reason no one likes him. Feeling a hint of remorse for his actions, Artie claims that he was truly responsible for the crime and turns himself in, getting Homer released.

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Trivia[]

  • It's unknown why Marge would be married with Artie in the alternate universe seen in "Treehouse of Horror XXIII", as such timeline was created due Bart ruining the first meeting of Homer and Marge in their teens as depicted in the episode "The Way We Was", but the reason for which Marge dumped Artie in that episode was because he tried to force himself onto her. A possibility could be that Artie Ziff was less lecherous in that universe or that he reconciled with Marge considering her newfound hatred towards Homer.

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