Villains Wiki

Hi. This is Thesecret1070. I am an admin of this site. Edit as much as you wish, but one little thing... If you are going to edit a lot, then make yourself a user and login. Other than that, enjoy Villains Wiki!!!

READ MORE

Villains Wiki
Advertisement
Darkseid-stare

Click To Help Darkseid!
Darkseid has declared that this article requires immediate Cleanup in order to meet a higher standard.
Help improve this article by improving formatting, spelling and general layout - lest it fall victim to an Omega Effect

Stop hand

Arthur "Artie" Ziff is the main antagonist of "Bart and Homer's Excellent Adventure", a segment from the Simpsons episode "Treehouse of Horror XXIII".

He is a former billionaire and owner of Ziffcorp who molested Marge Simpson so she can be married with him instead of Homer, after Bart caused a paradox by not having Marge in love with Homer in the year 1974. By having Marge with him, he turns Bart into Bartie Ziff and has Nelson as a butler. Homer later realizes this and, with the help of his past self and the United Federation of Homers Through History, attempts to get his life back. However, they all get defeated by Artie's Brazillian jujustu. Marge eventually realizes that she married the wrong man and dumps Artie, going back with Homer instead.

Biography[]

After Bart changed history by having Marge avoid being in love with Homer back in school in 1974, Artie Ziff had Marge marry him instead by molesting her the night before Bart came back into the present. Past Homer later realizes this in the present as well, as he hitched a ride in the trunk of Bart's time travelling car.

Bart then sees Marge (now known as Martie Ziff), who is now living inside a rich mansion owned by Artie Ziff, making him shocked of how his life had changed from the paradox he caused back in the past. Artie then proclaims that Bart is now part of his family as Bartie Ziff. Meanwhile, Homer and his past self watch them from above a tree and think of a plan to get Marge back into his own life. Artie then has Bart play a game of "I love my life, i love it not" with a whip on a flower held by Nelson.

Homer then bangs on the door, where he orders Artie to give him his life back, but Artie expected this, so he had learned Brazillian jujustu. But before he could attack Homer, the latter introduces him to the United Federation of Homers Through History, several versions of Homer from different time periods brought into the present by Past Homer. Seeing the Homers as threats, Artie and Bartie beat them all up with their martial arts, resulting in them being defeated after five minutes. Despite their defeats, Homer would finally get Marge back, as the latter realizes that she married the wrong man and ultimately breaks up with Artie Ziff, correcting the paradox that Bart had done earlier.

Trivia[]

  • In an alternate ending of the segment, Artie Ziff was erased from existence alongside the other Homers.

Navigation[]

               The Simpsons Logo Villains

Springfield Republican Party
Birch Barlow | Lindsey Naegle | Count Dracula | Blue-Haired Lawyer | Waylon Smithers

Terwilliger Family
Cecil Terwilliger | Dame Judith Underdunk | Francesca Terwilliger | Gino Terwilliger | Robert Terwilliger, Jr. | Robert Terwilliger, Sr.

Springfield Mafia
Fat Tony | Fit Tony | Johnny Tightlips | Legs | Louie | Don Vittorio D'Maggio | Frankie the Squealer | Johnny the Snitch | Ned Flanders Sr. | Nicky Bluepants Altosaxophony | Joey | Dante Calabresi Sr. | Dante Calabresi Jr. | Primo | Shotgun Pete

Burns Family
Mr. Burns | Clifford Burns | Wainwright Montgomery Burns | Ironfist Burns

Recurring Characters
Agnes Skinner | Artie Ziff | Baby Gerald | Clancy Wiggum | Constance Harm | Dolph Starbeam | Gina Vendetti | God | Hans Sprungfeld | Herman Hermann | Itchy | Jessica Lovejoy | Jimbo Jones | Jack the Ripper | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Mayor Quimby | Mr. Largo | Patty & Selma Bouvier | Rich Texan | Senator Mendoza | Shauna Chalmers | Snake Jailbird | Space Mutants

Treehouse of Horror
Homer Simpson: III | V | XXII | XIV | XIX | XVIII | XXV | XXVII | XXXIV | The Blob | The Fat in the Hat | Homerzilla | Homer's Clones

Marge Simpson: Witch Marge | XVIII

Bart Simpson: The Raven | II | IV | VII | XVI | XX | XXV | XXXI | XXXII

Lisa Simpson: XXIX | XXXIII | XXXIV

Maggie Simpson: IX | XXX | XXXIV

Mr. Burns: II | XVI | XXVII | XXXI | XXXIII | XXXV | Count Burns | Burnsiverse | Lord Montymort

Waylon Smithers: II | Slithers

Moe Szyslak: XX | Moe-Looking Satan | V | XXV

Sideshow Bob: XXVI | XXXIV

Others: Bart (Fly) | Zombies | Gremlin | Groundskeeper Willie | Jonathan Frink Sr. | Kang and Kodos | Killer Toupée | King Snorky | Killer Krusty Doll | Lard Lad | Muttonchop Murderer | French President | Ned Flanders | Seymour Skinner | Doris Freedman | Edna Krabappel | The Devil | Dr. Julius Hibbert | Billy the Kid | The Grand Pumpkin | The Mutants | Witch Patty & Selma | Rachel | Munchers | Death | The Pookadook | Metaluna Mutant | Steve Johnson | The Collector | Universal Monsters | Ultrahouse 3000 | Pazuzu | The Other Simpsons Family | Bart's Toys | Krusto D. Clown | Lenny Leonard | Carl Carlson | Bad Dream House | Count Dracula | Itchy and Scratchy | Artie Ziff | Snake Jailbird | Jelly Monster | Clancy Wiggum | Gary Chalmers | Mopey Mary | Gypsy | Bart's Treehouse | Political Monsters | Denim | Springfield Fire Department | Luann Van Houten

Other Characters
Adil Hoxha | Adolf Hitler | Andy Hamilton | Baby Button Eyes | Bart Simpson's Creatures | Beautiful Bart | Blue-Eyed Man | Bob Arnold | Captain Mordecai Barrows | Cesar & Ugolín | Chett Englebrick | Clownface | Cooder | Comic Book Guy (Brick Like Me) | Devan & Quenley Woosterfield | Dexter Colt | Dwight Diddlehopper | Environmental Protection Agency (Russ Cargill) | Frank Grimes, Jr. | Francine Rhenquist | French Chef | George H.W. Bush | Glamorous Godfrey | Globex Corporation (Hank Scorpio, Miss Goodthighs) | Hell's Satan | Homer Gimplet | Howard K. Duff VIII | Hypnotoad | Itchy & Scratchy Bots | Jack Crowley | Jack Lassen | Jay G | Joan Bushwell | The Jockeys | Julia | Kostas Becker | Larry Kidkill | Lucille Botzcowski | Lyle Lanley | Les Moore | Jim Hope | Mayor of Albuquerque | Mav & Portia | Michael De Graaf | Molloy | Movementarians | Mr. Dirt | Ms. Cantwell | Ms. Kelp | Nigel Bakerbutcher | Officer Krackney | Pa MacWeldon | Professor Werner Von Brawn | Rex Banner | Robotic Richard Simmons | Rover | Siegfried Blaze | Shadow Knight | Sparklemon | Stanley DeGroot | Stonecutters (Homer Gimplet)| The Leader | William Shakespeare | Paolo Paoletti

Guest Star Characters
Will Wright | Taika Waititi

Video Games
Simpsons Arcade
Mr. Burns | Mr. Smithers | Hench Dogs | Robot Burns

The Simpsons: Hit and Run
Agnes Skinner | Kang and Kodos | Mr. Burns | Patty and Selma Bouvier | Snake Jailbird | Springfield Mafia (Fat Tony & Louie) | Wasp Cameras | Waylon Smithers | Zombies

The Simpsons Game
Matt Groening | Kang and Kodos | Chocolate Rabbits (White Chocolate Rabbit) | Security Guards (The Simpsons Game) | Riot Cops | Tree Loggers | Jimbo Jones | Dolph Starbeam | Kearney Zzyzwicz | EA Executive | Stubborn Ape | King Snorky | Lard Lad | Mr. Burns | Waylon Smithers | Sideshow Bob | Selmatty | Itchy | God

The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Mr. Burns | Russ Cargill | Frankie the Squealer | Sven Holly | Evil Homer | Bandits | Count Dracula | Rich Texan | Fernando Vidal | Grampasaurus | Itchy & Scratchy Bots

See Also
Futurama Villains | Disenchantment Villains

Advertisement