Dan: What the hell is this place Phil?
Phil: I guess it's called an American day care Dan. Dan: What are we supposed to do here?
Phil: Maybe we could just steal the hearts of all the girls
Dan: Haha sounds solid
Phil: Right! Simultaneous magic hair flip in 3, 2, 1. (*hair flip*)
Dan: And now the girls lose their minds in 3, 2, 1...

~ Baby Dan & Phil
Dan: Hello we are 'Baby Dan & Phil'.

Phil: Alright governors. And our voices sound like this because we are in fact British.

~ Baby Dan and Phil to the girls.

Baby Dan & Phil are recurring antagonists in Smosh: Babies. They appeared as the sole antagonists in the two episodes "The British Are Coming" and "Secret Child Sweatshop. They are fictionalized versions of Youtubers and radio hosts Dan Howell and Phil Lester.

They were voiced by themselves


The British Are Coming

In this episode the two are seen as new students at the day care and are seen winning over all of the girls there by putting them in a sort of trance with their majestic hair flips and then stealing their belongings and food. They pin the blame on Ian and Anthony at the end of this episode.

Secret Child Sweatshop

In their next appearance the two are running a child sweatshop underneath the pre school everyone was now attending. They have been given permission to run this underground sweatshop and are brainwashing their prisoners into doing their work and once again brainwash the girls with their hair flips. The boys however are immune to their hair flipping powers and come up with a plan and knock the two unconscious freeing everyone of their trance. After this they are tied up to chairs and Isla cuts their hair preventing them from flipping it anymore. Due to the series abruptly ending Dan and Phil's story was never concluded.


Dan and Phil are both arrogant, obnoxious brats who take advantage of girls with their hypnotic hair flips. The two are also fantastic superficial charmers as they constantly use their charming personalities to charm their peers most likely in order to steal from them or incriminate them.


Dan is a tanned baby with thick, full, brown hair who always wears a black T-Shirt with an O on it and a diaper. Phil is an incredibly pale baby with thick, long black hair who always wears a blue T-Shirt with a flower on it and a diaper.


  • Despite being the same age in the show, Phil is actually four years older than Dan in real life.
  • They are one of the many guest youtuber appearances on the show with others being people such as Tyler Oakley, Shane Dawson, Jenna Marbles and many others.