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The Bad Moons are an ork clan notorious for being the wealthiest of all the other orks.
Summary[]
The Bad Moons are a powerful and very wealthy Ork "klan." The Bad Moons are the richest of all the Ork klanz. This is because their teef grow faster than anyone else's, meaning that even the lowliest Bad Moon Ork has a steady supply of the standard form of Ork wealth. This is not regarded as an unfair advantage, as any Ork who is big and ferocious enough can smash the teef out of a Bad Moons' head.
In fact, many Ork warbosses like to keep a mob of Bad Moons around for just this purpose, their toothy gobs a ready supply of extra teef. It is often not a terrible deal for the Bad Moons either, as any Ork tough enough to beat their teef out of them is usually one worth following into a fight. The Bad Moons essentially fulfil the role of a merchant caste in what passes for Ork society, and have a reputation for showing off.
They are always continuously buying, selling, swapping, and conning to get teeth. The highest-ranking amongst them wear garishly decorated war banners on their backs, and the richest openly flaunt their wealth by wearing necklaces of Ork teef. These Orks prefer a posh and refined lifestyle, at least by Ork standards.
Instead of rushing into melee combat immediately like many of their Greenskin brethren, they sometimes hang well back, firing their deadly Snazzguns into the fray while their mobs of Gretchin slaves wade into the enemy ranks to do the dirty work, with tooth and claw and Choppa.
