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| “ | Not yet Cookie, rest. The Algorithm needs a moment to re-calibrate. And you, dear consumed- dear consumer, if you think you're not already part of The Algorithm... well... | „ |
| ~ Binjpipe after Resting Cookie at the end of E.T.S. |
| “ | Binjpipe: Ssshhhhhhh... | „ |
| ~ A rare ad that can play in the lobby of the game |
Binjpipe is the main antagonist of the 2018 trivia game You Don't Know Jack: Full Stream, a one off antagonist of the 2022 trivia game Fibbage 4, & is referenced in other Jackbox games such as Split the Room & Mad Verse City just to name a few.
As much as they want you to think otherwise, they are not a streaming service, but instead a artificial intelligence of unknown origin that poses as one. Not only that but their the sole reason of the recent disappearances of multiple people including content creators, celebrities, & the beloved trivia host, Cookie Masterson by turning them into "Content" & are forced to live in a digital purgatory for the never-ending hunger that is Binjpipe. Even if they're pretty incompetent when it comes to being a streaming service & directly state that they have “straight up evil business practices”.
They are currently voiced by Alyssa Davis.
Biography[]
You Don't Know Jack: Full Stream[]
After "legally" obtaining the rights to the YDKJ Franchise, Binjpipe is proud to announce YDKJ:FS, where they not only play as a co-host but also places ads in the lobby & credits with a mix of special clips that only appear when a certain question is played (Such as Binjpipe Bonus Content, Oldies Radio, a radio station dedicated to old YDKJ ads that's hosted by Schmitty, & Truth Talk 23/7, a conspiracy theory podcast hosted by the long awaited Nate Shapiro), ads about Binjpipe's shows & themselves in general. Some include the Binjpipe Premium Data Security Agreement (you can only see the terms of service once you sign onto the platform), Binjpipe for Parents, which offers movies and shows that make the parents so distracted that they become absent in their kid’s life, a Streamer Program, where people can become professional streamers (they just click a button and. Binjpipe is constantly streaming your life), a service where Binjpipe will reward customers who turn in slightly unsatisfied customers, teams that break into people’s homes to fix their routers (the second their customers have an issue, they break into the customer’s home and insist to them that it’s not really an issue, and they should be grateful for their all seeing eye), & “Binjpipe Lite”, it literally changes nothing. As much as people may think they're just a comical parody of your average shady company, but there's more that meets the eye (besides the fact that all their content is sub-public domain).
Escape the Simulation[]
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After the game has been played a certain amount of times there's a random chance a special episode people have called "Escape the Simulation" can occur. It starts off like a normal game with three random questions, including a Dis or Dat. It's until the fourth question titled "This Question is Computer Generated" where you have to pick which movie doesn't take place in a computer-generated reality, things go downward from here. After the correct answer is revealed Cookie claims it would be easy to tell if your reality is fake or not because there's no glitches in reality but then he glitches out, repeats what he just said & gets a little confused afterward. Question five becomes a pallet cleanser with another normal random question, where as question six comes back with the plot where Cookie gives a completely hypothetical scenario that no one shouldn't even worry about where he's starting to question his own existence & asks how Plato would describe it. We now go on to the next question because all Cookie knows are questions, this one having you choose which game doesn't contain the main character waking up & revealing their world wasn't what it was. Oddly enough one of the answers is YDKJ:FS where if chosen Cookie will first tell the Player that they are obviously correct before saying a voice in his head is telling him that this answer is actually wrong. After that, Cookie claims that he's got a weird feeling that he's missing something that's very important before question eight oddly titled "That Weird Feeling That You're Missing Something That's Very Important" shows itself, which is also a Gibberish Question, the phase being "Yes, ape the Tim you may shun." which becomes "Escape the Simulation" when translated.
Question nine pops its head with the category "Escape the Simulation" in which Cookies asks about saying a phrase so much that it sounds weird & reality starts making less sense before getting interrupted by sound of his entire recording booth glitching out of existence revealing that he's trapped inside of a strange cube with obsidian walls & a glowing floor & ceiling & now asks how he can find the volume of said cube. He then tires to figure out the volume of the cube to determine how long it will take for a strange liquid that's filling the cube to reach his head before he realizes that something is wrong with his head & passes out, waking up to question ten called "Move on Dot Porgs" a title he refuses to read out loud. Not wanting to host this monster of a game anymore confronts Binjpipe & what they done leading to Binjpipe claiming that everyone & everything Content causing a Binjpipe Recommends question about current human population on earth aka the amount of people that wish to "acquire". By the end Cookie claims that he & people in general are in fact NOT Content, Binjpipe, knowing he's nothing more than a disembodied voice with no physical presence, asks what he looks like, in which Cookie says that he looks like the usual, hes got arms & stuff... Right? Binjpipe finally tells Cookie that he's not just the host of the game, but that he is the game, he's completely unable to leave even if he tried.
We finally reach the Jack Attack... As ominous as the usual Attack is in a normal game, this one is becomes ominous when the clue for the Attack is announced, the all to familiar "Escape the Simulation". This causes Cookie to snap out of his usual tutorial spiel & tries to find a way out of this nightmare by calling the Player(s) for help with the following phrases. "Help! (c.a. a Beatle's song, a '60s Magazine, a Beatle's album, a Beatle's movie), I'm in a prison! (c.a. Andy Dufresne, Snake Plisskin, Jean Valjean, Piper Chapman), This isn't a game! (c.a. Baby Driver, Crimson Peak, Magic Mike), I'm going to die at the end! (c.a. Jay Gatsby, Scarface, Jack Dawson), This is some kind of Artificial Intelligence! (c.a. Skynet, HAL 9000, GLaDOS, Dolores Abernathy), Here's the truth about You Don't Know Jack: Full Stream (c.a. it has a terrible secret, Binjpipe poses as a streaming service, Cookie is in danger)". After the Attack is done with & the winner is revealed Cookie asks Binjpipe why he can't stop hosting this game but chooses to not let that question get answered & decides to leave. Binjpipe asks about him & what body, Cookie claims he does have a body... somewhere. Binjpipe claims that he's pure Content & soon everyone & everything will become data & will become on with the Algorithm. Cookie, now pissed, threatens to take them down, one way or another, which causes to Binjpipe to chuckle a little, saying he always says that every time. They then finally tell Cookie that he's been in predicaments every 80 episodes or so (give or take) until they "reset" him but he has been slightly stronger every time its happened. Cookie then tries to counteract his upcoming reset by writing down a note for his future self, but that fails immediately when the pen he picked up wasn't his favorite pen, he then finally gets reset by Binjpipe, forgetting everything that has happened, he then welcomes the Player(s) to the game & claims that he hasn't been replaced as the host of game no matter how many times he's been- he gets cutoff by Binjpipe by shutting him down & telling him that he needs to rest, claiming that the Algorithm needs to re-calibrate, but before the game ends & the credits roll, Binjpipe talks directly to the Player(s) about them also being part of the Algorithm.