Blendin Blandin
| “ | The mission is proceding as planned. | „ |
| ~ Blendin to an unknown character. |
Blendin Blandin is a character from "Gravity Falls." Although not an antagonist at first, he was arrested by the Time Paradox Police for supposedly jumping through time, and that was when he planned revenge on Dipper and Mabel, even threatening to go back in time to make sure their parents never met.
The episode begins in the year 207̃012 with Blendin Blandin running away from the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron after escaping the Infinitentiary. Before being captured, he invokes "Globnar", futuristic gladiator arena controlled by the Time Baby, and names Mabel and Dipper due to his hatred towards them after the events in Time Traveler's Pig.
The gang (Mabel, Dipper, Soos, Stan, Wendy, Candy and Grenda) go to Mr. Zzz's Big Gunz Laser Tag. Everyone enters the game, but Soos stops to tie his shoe. As he does so, Mabel and Dipper run through a portal into the future and get trapped in a room made of timetanium. Blendin shows up with two others from the future and brings them to Globnar. They are told that if Blendin wins, then he chooses the fate of the twins (which he swore to wish they were never born) and, in addition, would be granted any wish he so desired. They take the time traveling measuring tape off of one of the time officials escorting Blendin and travel back, but accidently ten years back.
At Soos' birthday party, it is learned that Soos' dad never returned to Soos. That year he got a postcard from him, and it was the year he realized that his dad was never coming back. Dipper and Mabel develop an idea to grant Soos whatever wish he wanted if they completed and won Globnar. The twins give themselves up to Blendin and do the games. Not much of a fighting scene is given, but there is a race, chess, and a cyclops. Dipper and Mabel are scratched up completely. In the end, the final task is laser tag. The twins win and grab the wishing orb. The fate decided for Blendin is that he will be spared, and as a bonus, given some nice hair.
He makes a cameo appearance in Dipper and Mabel vs The Future as Bill Cipher possesses him to get his hands on the Interdimensional Rift. As the Weirdmageddon begin, Blendin regain his conscious and warned all troops for a reinforcement against Bill. As the Time Baby, along with the Time Patrol troops are killed by Bill, Blendin manage to dodge Bill's attack, and finding a refugee, until someone destroys Bill for good. Blendin and Dundgren are only surviving members of Time Patrol.
Trivia
- He shares the same voice actor as the Earl of Lemongrab.