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The Blue-Haired Lawyer is a recurring antagonist of the TV Series The Simpsons. He is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent. He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers.


Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge. Outside of Springfield Court, he always gives out lawsuits and controversies to everybody in Springfield, especially in the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover special, "The Simpson Guy", he is not very happy about meeting the Griffin family who are in Springfield using cutaway gags and arguing which is the greatest alcoholic beverage in America whether it is Duff beer or Pawtucket Patriot.

In one notable appearance, he tries to issue a cease and desist order to Principle Skinner for calling his school carnival "the Happiest Place on Earth", noting that it is a registered Disney copyright. Unfortunately for him and his two henchman, Skinner is a former Green Beret, who wipes the floor with them.

At one point, the Lawyer interrupts Lisa Simpson when she is about to retell Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and he protests that under no circumstances should she tell this story, as it violates Walt Disney's rights. However, Lisa protests that the original story is much older, and that "no one owns that." When the Lawyer asks if she has any original characters in her story, Lisa invents them off the top of her head - they are just the same Seven Dwarves, but with different names and modeled on Springfield residents.


He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge. However, he has attempted to aid the Simpson family at least once.

He also occasionally appears to serve as a prosecutor. He worked for "Luvum & Burnham: Family Law" in one episode, where he had a secretary named Uwa (homophone for "YOU WHA?!?!").



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Springfield Republican Party
Mr. Burns | Birch Barlow | Lindsey Naegle | Count Dracula (The Simpsons: Tapped Out) | Blue-Haired Lawyer | Waylon Smithers

Terwilliger Family
Cecil Terwilliger | Dame Judith Underdunk | Francesca Terwilliger | Gino Terwilliger | Robert Terwilliger Jr. | Robert Terwilliger Sr.

Springfield Mafia
Fat Tony | Fit Tony | Johnny Tightlips | Legs | Louie | Don Vittorio D'Maggio | Frankie the Squealer | Johnny the Snitch | Nicky Bluepants Altosaxophony | Joey | Dante Calabresi Sr. | Dante Calabresi Jr. | Primo | Shotgun Pete

Environmental Protection Agency
Russ Cargill

Globex Corporation
Hank Scorpio | Miss Goodthighs

Recurring Characters
Agnes Skinner | Artie Ziff | Baby Gerald | Constance Harm | Dolph Starbeam | God | Hans Sprungfeld | Herman Hermann | Itchy | Jessica Lovejoy | Jimbo Jones | Kearney Zzyzwicz | Matt Groening | Mr. Largo | Nelson Muntz | Patty & Selma Bouvier | Senator Mendoza | Snake Jailbird | Space Mutants | Wainwright Montgomery Burns | Gina Vendetti

Treehouse of Horror
Bart (Fly) | Burnsiverse | Count Burns | Gremlin | Groundskeeper Willie | Homer's Clones | Hugo Simpson II | Jonathan Frink Sr. | Kang and Kodos | Killer Toupée | King Snorky | Lard Lad | Muttonchop Murderer | Ned Flanders | Seymour Skinner | The Blob | The Devil | The Grand Pumpkin | Witch Marge

Guest Star Characters
Simon Cowell | Will Wright

Other Characters
Adil Hoxha | Adolf Hitler | Andy Hamilton | Bart Simpson's Creatures | Blue-Eyed Man | Bob Arnold | Captain Mordecai Barrows | Cesar & Ugolín | Chett Englebrick | Cooder | Comic Book Guy (Brick Like Me) | Devan & Quenley Woosterfield | Dexter Colt | Dwight Diddlehopper | Francine Rhenquist | Frank Grimes, Jr. | French Chef | Glamorous Godfrey | Howard K. Duff VIII | Ironfist Burns | Jack Crowley | Jack Lassen | Julia | Kindergarten Teacher | Larry Kidkill | Lucille Botzcowski | Lyle Lanley | Les Moore | Mav & Portia | Molloy | Movementarians | Mr. Dirt | Nigel Bakerbutcher | Officer Krackney | Professor Werner Von Brawn | Rex Banner | Robotic Richard Simmons | Shadow Knight | Stanley DeGroot | Stubborn Ape | The Leader | Jay G