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Blue Laser is a fictional terrorist organization featured in the Cheat Commandos shorts of Homestar Runner. It is a parody of COBRA from G.I. Joe.


Blue Laser has been founded to crush the Cheat Commandos. At Thanksgiving 2006, they invited the Cheat Commandos over for turkey dinner, to Gunhaver's frustration. In 2009, Blue Laser Commander got sent to the Cheat Commandos Headquarters to jail.

Notable evil plans

  • Blowing up the ocean. (Cheat Commandos)
  • Shop at the grocery store. (Shopping for Danger)


  • Blue Laser Commander
  • New Bad Guy Girl Character
  • Scrawnjob
            Homestar Runner Villains

Main Universe
Strong Bad | Strong Mad | The Cheat | Strong Sad | The King of Town | Horrible Painting | Tandy 400 | Compy 386 | Marshie

Strong Bad (Old-Timey) | The Strong Man | The Sneak

Sticklyman | Trogador | Z Sabre

Baron Darin Diamonacle | Perducci | Killingyouguy | Szechuan Steve | Uzi Bazooka | Sultry Buttons | Craig | Stingy Relenque

Cheat Commandos
Blue Laser (Blue Laser Commander, Scrawnjob) | The Topplegangers

Other Villains
Trogdor | Kerrek | Mr. Poofers | Visor Robot | Strong Badman | Tiny-Handed Strong Bad