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Blue Laser Commander is the main antagonist of the Cheat Commandos shorts from Homestar Runner and the leader of Blue Laser. He is a parody of Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe. He is also the protagonist of the DVD bonus game Blue Laserdisc Challenge.
Blue Laser Commander decided to found a terrorist organization dedicated to destroying the Cheat Commandos. His first plan is to blow up the ocean, which failed. He likes relocating his headquarters to other areas such as a desert, the arctic and his nana's backyard. Blue Laser decided to have a summer getaway but was spotted by the Cheat Commandos. He left the ancient temple and got pizza from one of his minions.
Blue Laser Commander likes his elaborate plans and regularly insults his enemies and allies.
Blue Laser Commander wears an eye-patch. As seen in the DVD bonus game, he has a secret golden tooth.
- His in-universe voice actor is a green-skinned elderly man.
- His middle name is a Slovenian name.
- He is always referred to as Blue Laser.
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