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Bullet is one of the main protagonists of Paradise P.D.. He is a drug-addicted German Shepherd, who works at Paradise Police Department. he is known for stealing people's money, mauling innocent civilians, killing the women whom he has slept with, and most of all doing illegal drugs.

He is voiced by Kyle Kianne.


Little is known about Bullet's past. He is mentioned before in the show that he does not remember his own parents all that well, as he was taken away from them when he was only a puppy. The current status of his parents is still unknown. This is still a really rough topic for him, so he forgets his sorrows by doing drugs and drinking. This is part of the reason why he turned out the way he is now, but it's mostly because he just likes getting high and to a lesser extent, drunk.

At some point in his life, Bullet became a police officer, working as a drug dog for Paradise P.D. He only got this job so that he could have access to the confiscated drug locker and smoke all the drugs he wants.


Bullet is a corrupt law enforcer, who is arguably guilty of causing more crimes than all of the criminals he's busted, combined. Bullet is selfish, greedy, and the only thing he cares about is doing drugs and getting high (making him an obvious parody of Brian Griffin from Family Guy). He has no problem with killing or harming others to get drugs or money for drugs, even if those guys are his own friends.

Villainous Acts

  • In "Welcome to Paradise", Bullet stole a bag of argyle meth and held a drug party with all of his dog friends. When the other dogs took the meth, they all died as it was poisonous to dogs. Bullet covered up his accidental murder of the dogs by taking them all back to their doghouses and forging suicide notes for all of them. Bullet was never caught, let alone punished for his crime, but he still felt crushing guilt and remorse for what he did. He felt so bad about what he did, that he gave up doing drugs. One night, he had a dream where his dead friends were in heaven, being happy and he took this as a sign that he should stop feeling guilty and start doing drugs again, despite the fact that this was a dream and his friends weren't really there telling him that. It's most likely that Bullet was just sick of not doing drugs so he used this dream as an excuse to get confirmation that what he did was okay and have cheap justification to do drugs again.
  • In "Ass on the Line", Bullet mauled an old woman's face off, out of anger for being forced to be sober. It was also mentioned that he went in blackface for a Halloween party once. In another attempt to justify his wrongdoings, Bullet told Gerald Fitzgerald that as someone who's one-fourth pitbull, he is technically a "black dog". At the end of the episode, Bullet mutilated Kevin for literally no reason at all, after he had just saved his life from a steroid abusing pitbull.
  • In "Black & Blue", Bullet took Hopson to a retirement home, where he planned to let him die. He later tricked an amnesiac old woman into thinking he was her dead dog, Fifi so that he could pretend to be her and get some of her medicinal drugs.
  • In "Karla", Bullet tricked Dusty into cooking chicken laced with heroin so they could sell it for money.
  • In "Dungeons & Dragnet", Bullet lied about being a Christian to have sex with a hot Christian girl named Chastity. He also tricked her into breaking the rules of her own religion, by lying to her about what was in the bible, so that she could perform heinous sexual acts upon him. Eventually, another guy lied about being Jesus to get Chastity to fall for him instead, giving Bullet a taste of his own medicine.
  • In "Meet the Jabowskis", Bullet lied about being sick to get off work, as did Fitz. Bullet and Fitz partied while they were out and they found a guy crash his car and die. They stole a briefcase filled with millions of dollars and took it. Bullet and Fitz promised to share the stolen money equally but Bullet got greedy and eventually snapped, attacking Fitz and beating the snot out of him, so he could have the money all to himself. Eventually, he knocked Fitz out cold and stole the money and made sure to also steal some extra money from his wallet too. Bullet went to the bank to cash in the money but it was stolen by the Jabowski Family. This is one of the few times Bullet actually got his comeuppance for what he did wrong.
  • In "Police Academy", Bullet was entrusted with becoming the leader of Paradise P.D., while Randall and Kevin were away and he turned the place into a strip club.
  • In "Big Ball Energy", he forgot to feed Dusty Marlow's cats while he was in jail, which led to most of them dying and Mr. Meowgi becoming a cannibal.
  • In "Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry", Bullet smoked tons of illegal and highly dangerous drugs with Denzel until the latter passed out. Assuming Denzel was dead, Bullet threw him in a ditch full of shit.
  • In "Fallout", Bullet got drunk and had sex with Fitz's wife, impregnating her with a child. When the kid was born, Bullet lied by omission to Fitz, pretending he did not recognize the child as his own. It was also revealed that Bullet had sex with and impregnated Horse Fucker's wife too.
  • In "Top Cops", Bullet attempted to scam some white kids into buying fake Pokémon cards from him but they saw right through it.
  • In "Ice Ice Babies", Bullet paid off Roseanne Barr to let him pretend to be a stuffed animal so that Crystal would win him in a contest and sleep with him. Bullet's intent was to rape Crystal while she was asleep.
  • In "Trigger Warning", Bullet repeatedly insults fellow Netflix and more successful and popular TV series Cobra Kai. He compares Dusty's stupid videos as a "Worser thing on Youtube than Cobra Kai", before breaking the fourth wall and complimenting himself to the audience. He also doesn't acknowledge the show as a Netflix series, due to its initial launch as a Youtube Premium series before switching over to Netflix.
  • In "How the Cookie Crumbles", Bullet tried and failed to rob a sperm bank. He also told Kevin that he had a history of licking peanut butter off of Karen Crawford's genitals for sexual pleasure. At the end of the episode, it was implied that he had sex with her, though it was unspecified whether this happened during her divorce from Randall or not.
  • In "Blind Drunk", Bullet bought illegal moonshine from Robby and Delbert during prohibition. Bullet stole The General Lee from The Museum of Racist Cars.
  • In "Fetal Attraction", Bullet tricked Dusty into taking pot brownies so that he could screw with his mind later and trick him into jumping out of his apartment and smashing his head open.
  • In "What Happens in Twatemala", Bullet tricked Dusty into gambling for him. Karen later needed his help to take Dusty's lucky underwear so that he wouldn't make the casino go bankrupt but after getting the underwear, Bullet stole them and ran off with them so that he could rob the casino, himself.



  • In "Ass on the Line", Bullet said that he was one-fourth pitbull.
    • Bullet also claimed to be African-American because in his words, "Pitbulls are "black" dogs".
  • Bullet is an Atheist, as exemplified in "Dungeons & Dragnet".
  • Bullet was taken from his family as a puppy and given to Paradise P.D. as a Christmas present, as he heavily implied in "Christmas in Paradise'. Part of his drug and alcohol addiction comes from him drowning his depression over this terrible part of his life.
  • In "Paradise P.D. Meets Brickleberry", it was revealed that Paradise P.D. used to have five other dogs named "Bullet", which all replaced the previous Bullet, after said Bullet was put down, making the Bullet this series follows, the sixth Bullet down the line.
  • He is the PD counterpart of Malloy from Brickleberry.


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Paradise P.D.
Randall Crawford | Bullet | Gina Jabowski | Dusty Marlow | Gerald Fitzgerald | Stanley Hopson

Legion of Dooooom
Gerald Fitzgerald | Thester Carbomb IV | Frank Flipperfist | Jerry Flipperfist | Pedro Pooptooth | Edna Dorsaldigits | Puffy the Cigarette | Pat Robertson | Harvey Weinstein | Russian Mobster | Marcos Narcos | Agent Clappers | Brett DeMarco | Jesus Christ | Flipper People | Dolphin Queen | The Kingpin

International Society of Insulted Selebrities
Ron Perlman | Pat Robertson | Tucker Carlson | Steve Harvey | Tom Selleck | Carrot Top | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Joe Biden | Mitch McConnell | Russell Crowe

Repeat Offenders
Karen Crawford | Robby | Delbert | Dean Hancock | Frank Flipperfist | Mr. Meowgi | Mrs. Two-Toes | Dr. Johann | Karla 9000 | Satan | Lady Gertrude | Tucker Carlson | Thester Carbomb IV | Dobby | Cop Bot | Agent Clappers | William | Paradise Nuking Survivors | (Clovis | Mr. Pussbubble | Arm Head) | Agatha Culpepper

One-Time Offenders
Terry Two-Toes | Edna Dorsaldigits | Russian Mobster | Pedro Pooptooth | Marcos Narcos | Marvin | Tuco | Leroy | General Bumfuqué | Jabowski Family | (Mr. Jabowski | Mrs. Jabowski | Cooter Jabowski | Bo Jabowski | Baby Jabowski | Granny Jabowski) | Joe Biden | Yucko the Clown | Dark Zuckerberg | Radioactive Panda | Leader of the Flipper People | Puffy the Cigarette | Jerry Flipperfist | Santa Claus | Glenda | Harvey Weinstein | Brett DeMarco | Gal-Qaeda | Kev-Man | Cory Romando | Walt Disney | Catholic Priest | Poachmaster General | Tom Selleck | The Kingpin | Polyp Man | Ninja Army | Samurai Leader | Earl | Stuffed Animal Midgets | O.J. Simpson | Chip Fuckyeah | Smart Guns | (Mr. Bang Bang | Gun of Jehovah) | Weight Watchers | Steve Harvey | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Clit-3PO | Monsters of the Forbidden Forest | Yog-Sothoth | Ginger Pedophile | Fetus | Coyotes | Buffet Bandit | Carrot Top | International Society of Insulted Selebrities