Candide Sampson is a major antagonist of Clone High, serving as the main antagonist of Season 2. She is the new superintendent of Clone High High School, who serves as the superior advisor to Principal Scudworth, who is enemies with her, with both of them not wanting the other to work at the facility at all.
She is voiced by Christa Miller, who voiced Cleopatra in Season 1.
Biography[]
In the Season 2/reboot premiere, "Let's Try This Again", Candide Sampson was appointed by The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to serve as the superior to Principal Scudworth, so that she could watch over him at all times and manage his activity at Clone High High School. Candide showed herself in to Clone High and installed an office that oversaw Scudworth's office with a glass ceiling. Candide would look down at Scudworth at all times and boss him around, much to the latter's disapproval. Candide had also made several murder attempts against Scudworth to get him out of the facility once and for all. Candide's murder attempts would involve putting a harpoon in the toilet, filling Scudworth's soap with razor blades, replacing scented candles with dynamite, and also giving him a pearl necklace that was actually made out of a bunch of bombs. When Scudworth found out that Candide was trying to kill him, he fell madly in love with her.
In "Sleepover", Candide had gotten rid of Cleo's foster mom and taken over as the maternal figure of the Smith-of Arc family. As the foster mother of Joan, Candide encouraged her foster daughter to have a sleepover party, so that she could spy on them and gather all of their secrets. However, her plans to gather info from Joan, Harriet, and Frida were thwarted, when Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron messed up the truth serums by mixing them with other drinks. Candide, Sudworth, and Butlertron had to test out all the drinks and see if one of them worked and they ended up getting completely drunk and confessing their secrets. When their plan failed disastrously, the trio reported back to The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures and used a lie serum to help them with bullshitting them about how much intel they gathered on the clones.
In "Anxious Times at Clone High", Candide released a fearmongering monster called the Heebie Jeebie into the school to test out the limits to how brave all her students were. The bravest of all the students would then be brainwashed by her flute into becoming her mind-controlled slaves but not until later. Also, Principal Scudworth summoned a rabbit named Biscuit to kill all of Candide's lizards.
In "It's a Cleo, Cleo, Cleo, Cleo World", Candide was excited to have Joan become her political puppet, when she won prom queen of 2023. However, Joan rejected the crown and gave it to Cleo, who used her crown power to brainwash everyone in the school, including Candide into becoming slaves for herself, giving Candide a taste of her own medicine.
In "Some Talking, Mostly Singing", Candide started to express some mild romantic interest in Scudworth, when she saw just how domineering he could be.
In "Saved by the Knoll", Candide and Scudworth went on vacation with The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures.
In "Spring Broken", Candide got into a bus crash, while driving her students on a field trip, stranding them all in the middle of the desert. Candide decided that this would be a perfect opportunity to work on her tan, so she abandoned everyone and went to the arroyo, leaving everyone for dead. She would later get her comeuppance, when she got washed away by an arroyo flood.
In "Sexy-Ed", Candide realized that her Joan of Arc and her boyfriend, JFK, were set to be Clone High's strongest power couple, which was perfect for taking over the world with. However, Mr. Butlertron alerted her that the couple had just broken up. Because of this, Candide hired Mrs. Grumbles to be the sex-ed teacher and help get Joan and JFK romantically interested in each other. This did not work as Mrs. Grumbles would quickly give up on her mission and instead disobey orders to sexually harass Abe and try to rape him. Fortunately for Abe, Mrs. Grumbles died before she could do anything to him. When Candide found out about what had happened, she didn't even care about how one of her students was almost raped and her employee died. She just hid Mrs. Grumbles' corpse under the rug and went about trying to find another way to get Joan and JFK back together.
In "For Your Consideration", Candide reported to The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures with a successful report about a great year they all had together.
In "Clone Alone", Candide had everybody sent into Principal Scudworth's Death Maze so that she could put to the test who was and wasn't qualified to take over the world with her. After several of the other clones were either killed or endangered, Joan became the single clone to make it to the end. When she did, Candide taught her about how she was destined for greatness and congratulated her on screwing everybody else over. Joan felt bad about what she did to her friends but Candide assured her that she didn't need to worry so much about how she treated her friends, since where she's going, she doesn't need friends. Candide showed Joan that all of the friends she betrayed were tied up in a room, where they would be brainwashed completely and turned into generic lower-level slaves for the government. Joan knocked Candide out with a book and went off to save her friends before they could be brainwashed. However, after she did, Candide came back with some evidence that proved Joan tried to have all her friends murdered, which threw her foster daughter under the bus and made her a social pariah for the following year.
Appearance[]
Candide is a female woman who has blonde hair, gargantuan thighs with the fattest ass imaginable, and fair skin. She wears large square reading glasses, gray shirt and skirt combo with a belt, and a pair of black boots.
Personality[]
She is shown to be rogue, cold-hearted and ruthless (not to an extent by any means), and slightly doesn't care at all. She reveals that she just wants to be a mom when accidentally drinking the truth serum (along with the other two), meaning that she isn't completely cold-hearted.
Trivia[]
- Secretly, Candide wants to be a mother, as she admitted in "Sleepover". This was evidenced by how she superfluously took over as Joan's foster mom and had a wet dream about being pregnant with Mr. Butlertron's baby.
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