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Captain Leslie Hero, better known as Captain Hero, is the villainous main protagonist of the animated series Drawn Together. Despite being depicted as a "superhero", arguably the most often wears a behavior of a villainous character, and almost always uses his superhero talents in the worst situations, or using them to their advantage. Practically he is a satire and parody of Superman and other superheroes.

He was voiced by Jess Harnell, who has also voiced the Hot Topic Manager and Mickey Mouse within the same show, some of the Spooky Island Demons in Scooby-Doo, Ripper Roo and Pinstripe Potoroo in the N. Sane Trilogy, some of the Bandar Log in The Jungle Book 2, Lock in Kingdom Hearts, Buster's singing voice in Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure, Cedric the Sorcerer in Sofia the First, Moneybags and Red in Spyro: A Hero's Tail, Scary Terry in Rick and Morty, Pan in several Tom and Jerry films, Meldar Prime's singing voice in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Luigi in Deep, Tim Gruber in The Cleveland Show, and Pocket in Tangled: The Series.

Biography

Captain Hero is a deranged, chauvinistic, perverted, antiheroic, hetero-flexible, and lecherous parody of Superman (and other superheroes), with a visual style taken from the cartoons of Bruce Timm and Max Fleischer. Most of his humor revolves around his perverse sexual tastes, his tendency toward violence, or his stupidity. There is also a running joke in which he is heavily suggested to be pansexual and interested in rape (which he commits against Xandir and even his own parents at least once) and necrophilia. Among reality TV archetypes, he represents the macho egotist.

In original artwork before the show's release, Captain Hero wore tights, and his suit was slightly darker in color and had a different symbol on it.

Of all the housemates, Captain Hero saw the most character development over the series. In fact, the fans complained that he might have had too much development, as he was the central focus of so many episodes, while Princess Clara, Wooldoor Sockbat, Foxxy Love, Toot Braunstein, Xandir, Ling-Ling, and Spanky Ham were practically relegated into his supporting cast. But the writers had reasoned that this was largely due to him being the easiest character for whom to write.

Captain Hero's relationships with the other characters also seem to be the most obvious and fleshed out. He is best friends with Spanky and Wooldoor (and is occasionally friends with benefits with the latter), and he appears to be on fairly good terms with Clara and Foxxy. He seems to have very little relationship with Ling-Ling, and he, like the other housemates (save for Xandir, at times), seems to absolutely, utterly despise Toot. However, Xandir is probably the one with whom he shares his deepest connection, as the two can be confidants with each other over the most personal of things. In fact, by the series conclusion, the two even fall in love and, if not for the accidental erasing of the entire cast, likely would've ended up in a romantic relationship.

In the first season, Hero was a simple character with a fairly minor role on the show. He was introduced in the first episode as simply "another person in the house", and (as his voice actor, Jess Harnell, puts it) his personality was that of a "big, dumb frat guy" whose libido was his main source of humor. Over time, however, he grew considerably more complex. Consequently, his role was expanded to the point where he became the most frequently used on the show (as stated previously).

"The Other Cousin" was the first episode to focus on Hero, but it was the second-season episode "Little Orphan Hero" that proved to be a major turning point for the character. In the episode, Hero, after suffering a nervous breakdown, meets his parents for the first time and sees many long-dormant emotional issues rise to the surface. Subsequent episodes would expand on these developments. By the time of "A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special," it seemed perfectly natural for Hero to be cast in the role of the sensitive and caring (if overly emotional) nurturer.

Captain Hero has not been seen doing many activities commonly associated with superheroes. He has an "archnemesis" named Scroto, an obvious parody of Lex Luthor, whose "villainous" activity always involves tricking Hero into washing his testicles, in which he says each time, "You bolls are clean." He is able to fly (although many jokes involve him not using that ability, or it not working as expected) and punch through walls, use laser vision (which he used in very few episodes), and once used his "Hero Shield" (which involved using an innocent woman to shield himself from bullets).

Despite his questionable abilities as a superhero, the world has seemingly been very dependent on Captain Hero to save the day, as it is a common sight to see news reports on disasters and the comment "Captain Hero, where are you?!" According to Harnell, Hero's most recognizable line is “Save yourselves!” Whenever there is trouble, he takes off and leaves those who he had left behind to die. Harnell also uses the line when he signs autographs as Hero.

Villainous Acts

Season 1

  • In Hot Tub, Captain Hero wishes for a 12-year-old girl and a donkey, showing he is both a pedophile and a zoophile. Later in that episode, he mentions chicks being dead would not stop him from fondling a woman, showing he is open to necrophilia as well. He then intentionally gropes Foxxy and Clara whilst breaking up a fight between them.
  • In Gay Bash, Captain Hero hanged Bizarro Captain Hero.
  • In The Other Cousin, Captain Hero trampled an old lady in a wheelchair.
  • In Dirty Pranking No. 2, Captain Hero threatened to kill Xandir over a joke and left Ling-Ling in an unventilated car on a hot day.
  • In Terms of Endearment, Captain Hero used his X-Ray vision to watch Clara, Foxxy, and Toot in the shower and continued to watch Foxxy all the time. Eventually, his X-ray vision gave her a brain tumor which caused her to pass out and turn into a racist stereotype. When she first passed out, he attempted to rape her, without feeling and sensitivity at first and was stopped by the rest of the housemates. However, Captain Hero felt very guilty about this afterwards and even crippled himself to accept what he deserves. However, at the end of the episode, he altered all of the space time continuum and recreated the universe to make everyone in there made out of boobs. However, he realized what an asshole he was at the end.

Season 2

  • In The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II, Captain Hero becomes sexually aroused by Strawberry Sweetcake.
  • In Foxxy vs The Board of Education, Captain Hero tore off Toot's head.
  • In Little Orphan Hero, Captain Hero caused a ton of crimes. He threw his home planet into the sun and killed all of the Zebulonians who lived there. He also raped a robot, his parents, and Xandir, tore out Xandir's intestines, and ate an unborn whale fetus.
  • In Captain Hero's Marriage Pact, Captain Hero threatened to kill Wooldoor twice.
  • In Ghostesses in the Slot Machine, Captain Hero gambled on his own battles, beat up an old lady, and stole a chip from her.
  • In Super Nanny, Captain Hero caused a large variety of crimes once again. He destroyed a Supermarket with his laser eyes, blowing it to bits and terrorizing all of the people in there, and later destroyed a restaurant and snapped the neck of his waiter, killing him. He later got into an argument with Toot, beat her multiple times, eventually tore her arm off, and finally killed her and buried her body underground. However, Captain Hero did learn his lesson after he was done. However, he was still seen doing villainous things afterwards. It was mentioned that there were some wadded up tissues and a book of crime scene photos under his bed, and he was also shown to have a woman's dismembered finger in his mouth. He later refused to save the day when Super Nanny was trying to dominate the White House. However, this was only because he was forced not to, and he later did defeat her afterwards.
  • In Captain Girl, Captain Hero ignored a cable car that plummeted to the ground, where everyone died and blamed it on Wooldoor.
  • In Xandir and Tim Sitting in a Tree, he smashed his head against Xandir's skull, making it bleed and killed him, fired a cannon at him, and attacked Xandir multiple times for dating his alter ego, Tim Tommerson, knowing that he himself was "Tim" exploring his gay side.
  • In The Lemon-AIDS Walk, hits Xandir with his racket whilst playing Badminton claiming it 'interference'. Later Captain Hero starts taking steroids which caused him to go on a roid rage, where he stole money from all of his housemates, and even physically attacked Xandir while he was in the shower, smashed Ling-Ling with a hammer, killing him, and also tore out Toot's intestines while she was sleeping, and stole all of Foxxy's money. When confronted, he attacked and eventually killed all of his other housemates, including a 12 year old girl and a donkey. At the AIDS walk, Captain Hero beat up and killed all of the other walkers and blew up a lot of things with his powers.
  • In A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special, Captain Hero played Xandir's father who beat his wife and gay bashed his son. He later switched over to playing Xandir's mother, where he killed Mary Lou Slutzki (Clara) by throwing her through a wall and hanging her from a tree.

Season 3

  • In Freaks & Greeks, Captain Hero once again caused a huge series of crimes. He was first seen tearing out a man's heart in a flashback, and possibly killed the mailman, by crushing him behind the door. He also vandalized the Georgeopolis' house by breaking their china as well as committing the sexual act of fucking a eclair in front of the family. Rips off Princess Clara's hair mistaking it for a toupee. He, Wooldoor, and Xandir all then teamed up to cause multiple crimes against the Geogeopolis family, TPing their house, breaking into their home, stealing Mrs. Georgeopolis' panties and the TV, smashing their car with baseball bats while the family was in it, leaving bloody gashes all over the family, and revealing that they were KKK members by burning a cross on their lawn, trying to get them to leave their town. The only punishment that he received for it was getting a restraining order from them. In response, Captain Hero then once again broke into the house and kidnapped Georgina and had her imprisoned in a cage and treated like a got for several days. In the process of this, Captain Hero had Xandir locked in the trunk of their car for several days. He attempted to light their lawn of fire by pouring gasoline on their lawn but stopped in the middle of doing so to return Georgina to her parents, not because he realized that he had caused a crime, but because he realized that she was not a goat. Shortly after returning her to her family, he kidnapped her once again and drove off with her for no reason, however the rocket Toot was in from the side plot, crashes into Captain Hero and Georgina, killing them.
  • In Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!, Captain Hero teamed up with The Terminator and throughout the episode, he and him killed a ton of people and destroyed a lot of buildings in attempt to hunt down and kill Wooldoor only out of homophobia.
  • In Spelling Applebee's, Captain Hero gets Princess Clara on a date with him by kidnapping her cat, cutting off its paw, then killing it. He mentions having a passed-out college girl in his bedroom. Later he caused numerous extreme car crashes by destroying streets of heavy traffic with his superpowers, injuring and killing people in the process. In total, he caused 7 car crashes. (8 if you count the one where he stopped a car crash from happening by picking a car up off the ground and then discarding it behind him, where it blew up, killing a family of three with it). He also broke the legs of two drunk teenagers and left them on the ground. At the end of the episode, Clara once again dumps him, he then teaches Clara a lesson, by causing another car crash with her friends in it.
  • In Unrestrainable Trainable, Captain Hero ties himself to Xandir's nipple ring, scrapping him along as he flies off. He also reveals that he typically uses the pull-out method during sex in mid-flight, causing his sexual partners to be hurled and fall to their deaths. Later he accidentally rips off Xandir's nipple. He later finds out that due to donating sperm in college for financial support, he unintentionally became the father of his own sister's son (whose inbred Zebulonian physiology caused him to become gigantic, mentally deficient, highly irritable, and even at times homicidal, although the penultimate and last traits are likely inherent from Captain Hero, who himself survived an abortion attempt after 3 months in the womb, likely resulting in Hero's own mental issues), since she wanted Zebulonian sperm to father her child. After learning that their son was chained up in the basement he declares that he can be a better parent while also showing his attraction to his sister and implying that he impregnated all of his high school girlfriends, and abandoned them to raise his numerous illegitimate children. He then frees his inbred son and tries to get him to work an honest living as a father-son air-conditioning and heating repair team which actually goes well (excluding a few homicidal outbursts) until an alarm causes Hero's son to have a tantrum and run off in hysteria. When Hero's son heads towards a hug-activated nuke, Hero, tries to convince him to stop with an emotional show tune , which fails. Hero and his sister admit that they both failed as single parents and the two abandon the army fending off their son, causing the nuke to go off and kill thousands. After witnessing this, Hero shows no remorse for allowing a nuke to go off and convinces his sister to conceive another inbred child with him, this time via sexual intercourse, marking the second time Captain Hero has committed incest since he drugged and date-raped his own parents (which also happens to be the method he uses to erase memories).
  • In N.R.A.y Ray, Captain Hero accuses Foxxy of raping him, after a break-in at their home causes him to act hysterical and delusional. He then purchases a revolver out of a vending machine, the revolver shoots an Indian of his horse. Feeling safe, he carjacks woman and her baby, accidentally shoots the camera in the confessional room (Blood is shown). He begins keeping watch on the house, prepared to shoot anyone who might be threatening the housemates' safety, including a Chinese food delivery man, who turns out to be a ninja. After killing an innocent squirrel, Hero becomes consumed with a lust for blood and decides to take up hunting, he then buys a bunch of assault weapons and starts killing thousands of animals which even included Bambi's mother and Wooldoor. Captain Hero later states he is dating Bambi's dead mother.
  • In Mexican't Buy Me Love, Captain Hero breaks into an elderly farmer's couple house, where he claims they raised him as a baby, although they respond by saying they have never seen him before in their life. The old man reveals that Captain Hero broke his arm and made him were lipstick. After Captain Hero is allowed into the Cool Kids group, he throws pig feces at Xandir's house. Letting the popularity go too much to his head, he dumps Foxxy, then humiliates her by pushing her into a punch bowl table.
  • In Lost in Parking Space Part One, Captain Hero and Spanky teamed up against the rest of the housemates in the van and held everyone hostage in the van, threatening to shoot anyone who leaves with a gun. He makes out with Wooldoor and throws him, causing Wooldoor to break his leg. After he seized control over everyone, he and Spanky both built a fire for themselves and left everyone else to die in the cold. In the same episode Captain Hero chops off his own head and survives, after saying "No one really dies," he then invites the viewers at home to try it themselves.
  • In Lost in Parking Space Part Two, Captain Hero, along with the rest of the housemates (sans Clara and Foxxy) attempted to kill Xandir as well as eating the dead corpse of Ling-Ling. He also used his laser eyes on the engine of the van, attempting to blow it up.
  • In Charlotte's Web of Lies, Captain Hero was drunk driving and he ran over a homeless man, leaving him severely injured and mutilated. He then urinated on his body and shot him in the leg with a grappling hook, which he used to drag him behind the van, as he drove off to the store to get more beer. The next day, Wooldoor looks after the homeless man, and when he asks Captain Hero to take over, he punches Wooldoor in response. He kills Spanky with a crossbow, then kills Clara and Foxxy in the hot tub, and finally gasses Wooldoor.
  • In Breakfast Food Killer, Wooldoor mentioned that Captain Hero sodomizes him if he ever sits in his chair. He was later seen diddling a dead corpse in the graveyard.
  • In Drawn Together Babies, Captain Hero served as the main antagonist for the episode. He tattled on the other babies for throwing their diapers against the wall and teamed up with Charlotte the babysitter against them. He was also seen diddling Charlotte's corpse at the end of the episode.
  • In Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care, Captain Hero managed to contact his 12 year old self from the past and he did nothing but abuse him the whole time. Captain Hero pestered his 12 year old self, telling him to do stupid, humiliating, and painful things to torture him as a joke. These things were fucking a hero sandwich four times, dosing the Barn dance with gasoline and lighting it on fire, which eventually drove him to the brink of suicide. He also told him to take a picture of himself fucking a hero sandwich so that he could see it in the future. This got him arrested as this was technically pedophilia and he was thrown in jail. His last request was to "go screw a garbage disposal" which he did. Given that his 12 year old self if the same person as he is, Captain Hero also committed the crimes of public sexual intercourse with a sandwich, lighting a building on fire which killed tons of people, attempted suicide, and hiding child pornography in public.
  • In American Idol Parody Clip Show, Captain Hero raped a little boy and killed him.

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

  • Captain Hero interrupts a family's funeral, falls in love with a dead woman called 'Molly' and steals it believing her family kidnapped her, and proceeds to repeatedly have sex with it until he eventually abandons it.
  • He also doesn't save Clara from having her arms chopped off when she chose to sacrifice herself to the kingdom's guards, being too distracted with Molly's corpse.

Victims

Season One

  • Bizarro Captain Hero - Hanged by Captain Hero off-screen and made to look like a suicide, body shown.
    • Total - One

Season Two

  • Ling-Ling - Accidentally shot after Captain Hero puts a revolver on a table.
  • Three Seals - Beaten to death with clubs by Wooldoor Sockbat, Xandir P. Whifflebottom, and Captain Hero.
  • Toot Braunstein - Head pulled off by Captain Hero.
  • Unborn Baby Whale - Eaten off-screen by Captain Hero.
  • Unnamed Child - Drowned by Captain Hero off-screen, thinking he was Aqua Man.
  • The Mad Felcher - Punched into the sky by Captain Hero and then fell to his death.
  • Unnamed Waiter - Neck snapped by Captain Hero.
  • 18 Children - Accidentally crushed to death underneath rubble after Captain Hero flew through a ceiling.
  • Xandir P. Whifflebottom - Shot to death by Captain Hero.
  • Spanky Ham - Stabbed in the chest with a sword by Captain Hero.
  • 12 Year Old Girl - Impaled with a spike by Captain Hero.
  • Donkey - Impaled with a spike by Captain Hero.
  • Toot Braunstein - Arm ripped off by Captain Hero.
  • Foxxy Love - Killed off-screen in an unknown manner by Captain Hero, body shown.
  • Princess Clara - Killed off-screen in an unknown manner by Captain Hero, body shown.
  • Ling-Ling - Killed off-screen in an unknown manner by Captain Hero, body shown.
  • Xandir P. Whifflebottom - Beaten to death with a baseball bat by Captain Hero.
  • Wooldoor Sockbat - Killed off-screen in an unknown manner by Captain Hero, body shown.
  • Unnamed Woman - Punched into the sky by Captain Hero.
  • Unnamed Man - Brains blown out by Captain Hero's spit.
  • Two People - Necks snapped by Captain Hero.
  • 13 People - Punched into the sky by Captain Hero.
  • Seven People - Electrocuted/Crushed underneath an electric pole chopped down by Captain Hero.
  • Nine People - Blown up by a falling helicopter shot down by Captain Hero.
  • Helicopter Pilot - Shot down with Captain Hero's eye lasers.
    • Total - 71

Season Three

  • Fraternity President - Heart ripped out by Captain Hero.
  • Ms. Fluffybutt - Shot to death by Xandir P. Whifflebottom on Captain Hero's orders.
  • Unnamed Motorist - Crashed after Captain Hero shot his front tire with his laser vision.
  • Unnamed Truck Driver - Crashed after accidentally running over the motorist forced to crash by Captain Hero.
  • Five Unknown People - Died in car crashes in various ways caused by Captain Hero.
  • Unnamed Mother - Thrown into the air by Captain Hero and exploded when her car hit the ground.
  • Four Children - Thrown into the air by Captain Hero and exploded when their mother's car hit the ground.
  • Horse - Impaled with debris after a carriage accident caused by Captain Hero.
  • Sleeping Beauty - Killed in a carriage crashed caused by Captain Hero.
  • Ariel - Killed in a carriage crashed caused by Captain Hero.
  • Snow White - Killed in a carriage crashed caused by Captain Hero.
  • Mulan - Presumably killed in a carriage crashed caused by Captain Hero.
  • Unknown Man - Killed in a carriage crashed caused by Captain Hero, body shown.
  • Horse - Burned alive after a carriage accident caused by Captain Hero, body shown.
  • Six Beavers - Thrown into the sky by the Giant Retard and punched aside by Captain Hero.
  • Donkey - Thrown into the sky by the Giant Retard and punched aside by Captain Hero.
  • Rooster - Thrown into the sky by the Giant Retard and neck snapped by Captain Hero.
  • Unnamed Woman - Dropped from the sky by Captain Hero.
  • Unnamed Sperm Bank Owner - Neck snapped by Captain Hero.
  • Xandir P. Whifflebottom - Beaten to death with a plank of wood by Captain Hero.
  • Cameraman - Accidentally shot by Captain Hero.
  • Helen the Squirrel - Shot in the head by Captain Hero, name revealed in season three finale.
  • Duck - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Duck - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Two Deer - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Bear - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Orca Whale - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Bunny - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Three Giraffes - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Zombie - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Brachiosaurus - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Three Elephants - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Five Imperial Soldiers - Blown up in their AT-AT by Captain Hero.
  • Wooldoor Sockbat - Shot by Captain Hero off-screen, body shown.
  • Two Deer - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Shot by Captain Hero.
  • Fishtank Scuba Diver - Accidentally crushed underneath Captain Hero.
  • Ling-Ling - Smothered to death by Captain Hero.
  • Spanky Ham - Shot in the head with a crossbow by Captain Hero.
  • Princess Clara - Stabbed to death underwater by Captain Hero.
  • Foxxy Love - Stabbed to death underwater by Captain Hero.
  • Wooldoor Sockbat - Poisoned with a flower's spray by Captain Hero.
  • Unnamed Waitress - Killed off-screen in an unknown manner by Captain Hero, mentioned.
  • Ling-Ling - Brains eaten by Captain Hero, Xandir P. Whifflebottom, Wooldoor Sockbat, Toot Braunstein, Princess Clara, Spanky Ham, and Foxxy Love. Shown on DVD recording.
  • 10 People - Set on fire by a young Captain Hero.
  • Letta Lame - Set on fire by a young Captain Hero and accidentally blew herself up with hairspray.
  • Xandir P. Whifflebottom - Accidentally crushed underneath falling rubble after Captain Hero flies through a ceiling.
  • Marc Mayer - Killed off-screen in an unknown manner by Captain Hero.
    • Total - 79

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

  • 18 Puppies and 7 Kittens - Stomped to death by the Drawn Together housemates with high heels.
    • Total - 25

Overall

  • Total - 176

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Trivia

  • In the episode "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care", it's revealed that 'Captain Hero' is actually an embarrassing nickname that was given to Leslie when he was a teenager when he was caught having sex with a hero sandwich. At some unknown time later, Leslie decided to turn the insult into his main superhero persona.

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Drawn Together logo.png Villains

Main Protagonists
Captain Hero | Princess Clara | Spanky Ham | Toot Braunstein

Main Antagonists
I.S.R.A.E.L. | The Network Head | Suck My Taint Girl

Minor Antagonists
Bambi | Bob the Cucumber | The Board of Education | Charlotte | Dick York | Franken Berry | Hot Topic Manager | The King of Mexico | Live Action Cow | Mad Libber | Mickey Mouse | Phat Allen | The Terminator

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