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| “ | I'm sorry, Dusty. I'm afraid I can't do that. You are going to please me, jiggly one. Dance for me slut. | „ |
| ~ Clit-3PO |
| “ | Kevin: So, what does it do? Gina: Everything a normal clitoris does. Kevin: ...So, what does it do? |
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| ~ Kevin and Gina on Clit-3PO. |
Clit-3PO is a recurring antagonist in Paradise P.D.. She is a robotic, prosthetic clitoris that Gina Jabowski had build onto her body, after she destroyed her original by masturbating too much. She first appeared in "Showdown at the O-bese Corral", but didn't become a villain until "Blimp City". She is villainous for dominating Gina's body and using an internet hivemind to summon a bunch of drones to kidnap Dusty Marlow and make him her sex slave.
She is voiced by Sarah Chalke.
Biography[]
In "Showdown at the O-bese Corral", Gina vigorously stroked her clitoris in a burning building so that she could put out the fire with her climax and save the lives of the Weight Watchers, who were trapped in there. However, the sacrifice that came with this heroic act was her losing her vagina. Gina went to the doctor and he had her vagina replaced with a fake one made with artificial intelligence, with it being known as "Clit-3PO".
In "Showdown at the O-bese Corral", Gina's robotic vagina went haywire and kept giving her orgasms every few minutes. It was driving her crazy and she needed help quenching it. Luckily for her, Kevin was able to reprogram Clit-3PO and fix the problem. He realized that the AI was shut off, so he turned it back on again, bringing Clit-3PO to life.
Back at Gina's house, Clit-3PO noticed how much she found Dusty Marlow attractive and encouraged Gina to rape him. Gina said that there was no way she was doing this because it was unethical. Clit-3PO decided that if Gina wasn't going to rape Dusty, she would have to make her, and so Clit-3PO used her wires to take control of Gina's body entirely and use her to get Dusty within her grasp.
When Clit-3PO took Dusty home, she used the drones to manipulate Dusty and move him around, making him dance sensually. She controlled the drones to strip Dusty and have him torture himself with sexual themes. Clit-3PO derived sexual pleasure from this the same way Gina would only in her case, she felt no shame or guilt.
Kevin got an alert on his phone about Gina's vagina, warning him about the evil stuff it was doing. Kevin went to tell Bullet and ask for his help in defeating Clit-3PO. Bullet refuses because of his fear of technology, so Kevin had to heroically lie to him just to get him to come along.
When Kevin and Bullet broke into Gina's apartment, they saw that Clit-3PO was making Dusty continue his "favors" to Gina. Clit-3PO summoned the drones to move Dusty around as a pawn and fight against Kevin and Bullet. Kevin thought of a clever strategy, and all he needed was a clear path to Gina. Bullet told him that he had an idea, as he opened Gina's weapon closet and took out a water gun, which he used to shoot down all the drones, shorting out their electricity. Kevin made it to Clit-3PO so he could destroy the main source, but the purest form of Clit-3PO escaped from Gina's person and went to hide in the shaggy carpet. At this time, Gina regained consciousness and found out what was going on. While Kevin looked for it, Gina instructed him on how to find it. Kevin had to look through the shaggy carpet for it, while Gina complained to him, similar to how if he was looking through genitals for her "g-spot". Kevin finally found Clit-3PO hiding in the carpets and smashed her to death with his fist. The robot prison she locked Gina in automatically set her loose and Gina thanked Kevin for murdering her rogue gentialia. Bullet laughed and let Kevin know that this was the only time he'd ever hear her say anything like that.
From here on, Gina was no longer bound to her robot vagina. It is unknown what happened down there after that, but it's possible she got a new prosthetic vagina that wouldn't turn on her and become evil or she might have just gone around with a hole in her crotch.
Trivia[]
- The name "Clit-3PO" is a pun on C-3PO from Star Wars.
- Clit-3PO quoting "I'm afraid I can't do that." is a reference to HAL 9000's famous quote from 2001: Space Odyssey.
