Coach Colby

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Evil-doer
Full Name	Colby (first name unknown)
Alias	Coach
Origin	Class of '09
Occupation	P.E. Teacher Lacrosse coach Sponsor of the "Straight Club"
Powers / Skills	No information
Hobby	Sexually harassing his students
Goals	Varying, depending on the player's choices
Crimes	Serial child molestation Enforced suicide Murder Rape Hate crimes Arson Sexual harassment Pedophilia Ephebophilia Necrophilia Kidnapping Defamation Voyeurism Domestic abuse (implied)
Type of Villain	Abusive Pervert

“	Coach Colby: "Y'know something, you're feisty. I like that in my female students." Nicole: "I got a feeling you like something else in your female students too." Coach Colby: See, you just snap back like that. I like it, it's sexy."	„
	~ Coach Colby attempting to seduce Nicole

Coach Colby is the main antagonist of the satirical visual novel Class of '09 and a major antagonist of its sequel, Class of '09: The Re-Up.

He was voiced by Dreux Ferrono Jr.

Biography

Coach Colby is the physical education teacher who frequently and impulsively makes clunky attempts to seduce his female students, especially Nicole and Jecka, who he considers to be the prettiest of his students. He often prowls the girls' locker rooms after classes, and has been caught filming in there on multiple occasions.

In any route where Nicole tries to treat her classmates respectfully, Coach Colby will start a rumor that Nicole slept with the entire football team resulting in her being bullied to suicide, presumably as revenge for not wanting to sleep with him. In the routes where she entertains his advances and goes home with him, he will sexually strangle her to death, in a shocking twist ending that reveals him to be a murderous and sexually sadistic maniac; it is then stated that he molests her corpse.

Coach Colby is revealed to have outdated and politically incorrect views, such as comparing feminism to dictatorships and loudly laughing about his desire to cheat on his wife and murder her. He is also shown to be racist and homophobic, even secretly sponsoring the "straight club" which is comprised of male students who are jealous of gay pride parades, and goes to burn down Ari's house when she comes out of the closet as a lesbian.