The Coffee Bean and the Translator are a duo that appear as the main antagonists in the Regular Show episode Caffeinated Concert Tickets.

The Coffee Bean is voiced by S. Scott Bullock in his debut and Sam Marin who also voiced Benson, Pops and Muscle Man in "Dodge This" while the Translator is voiced by Mark Hamill who also voiced Skips and his cool cubed counterpart.


The Coffee Bean is a giant coffee bean that wears a white headband and underwear. He can only say the word "coffee" and has the ability to squirt hot coffee from his nipples. He has an Asian business man as a tranalator.

The Translator is an Asian business man. His outfit consists of a green or teal suit jacket, matching pants, a brown tie, a white collared Fist Pump T-shirt, and glasses. He is tall, slim, and of Asian descent. He is friends with the Coffee Bean and also translates whatever he says. The Translator seems to be the only person who understands the Coffee Bean, as all he ever says is the word "coffee."


They are seen in the background at Slammers when Mordecai and Rigby find out that they can't afford the tickets for Fist Pump. They follow them to the park where they have the two sign a contract, giving them free coffee to help give them energy to raise money for the tickets. There are many ways he gave the coffee to them, but the most memorable one is when coffee comes out of his nipples. When they finally get the tickets, the coffee bean becomes mad because they didn't buy tickets for him and his assistant. They both give Mordecai and Rigby chamomile tea, which makes them fall asleep very quickly. Soon afterwards, they steal the tickets. After doing so, they take the golf cart to the concert, but are chased by Mordecai and Rigby, who are on the lawn mower. They then proceed to attack Mordecai and Rigby with a chainsaw. When they get to Slammers, Mordecai and Rigby manage to get the tickets back from them and are finally able to see Fist Pump. However, since they had not slept for a few days because of all the coffee they consumed, they end up falling asleep.


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