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| “ | You know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here so you're gonna have to leave, but Brian can stay. | „ |
| ~ Connie bullying Meg Griffin. |
Constance "Connie" DiMico is a supporting antagonist in the adult animated television series Family Guy. She was the most popular girl (A.K.A. mean girl) and the head of the cheerleading squad of Adam West Regional High School before getting expelled.
She was voiced by Fairuza Balk (who also portrayed Nancy Downs in The Craft and The Craft: Legacy) in her debut episode and "Let's Go To the Hop", and currently by Lisa Wilhoit.
Biography[]
Connie was the captain of the Adam West Regional High School cheerleading squad, the same school attended by Meg and Chris Griffin. She was one of the popular kids and was mostly seen with her closest friends: Gina, Scott, and Doug. Portrayed as being mean, cruel, and spoiled as she is attractive, Connie bullied unpopular students, with Meg being her favorite victim. When she got expelled, her cruel personality remained the same, if not, grew. She is the high school mean girl and is the Regina George of Adam West Regional High School. The Griffins have also taken up for Meg on these occasions.
In the episode "Let's Go to the Hop", Peter, while disguised as "Lando Griffin" was fooled into going to the Winter Snowball with Connie, but dumped her in front of the entire school to make Meg feel better.
In the episode "And the Wiener is...", Meg follows a plan made by Lois and does nice things for Connie so that she could be nice to her in return. Upon learning that the next phase of Lois’ plan was for Meg to get back at Connie for always being mean to her, Meg abandons the plan. However, just as it seems like Connie is being nice to Meg in return and even invites Meg to her birthday party, she betrays Meg and sets her up into kissing a pig as everyone takes photos, humiliating her. Lois then initiates her back up plan and has Glenn Quagmire come over to traumatize Connie with his lecherous advances.
In the episode "Barely Legal", Brian drunkenly confronts Connie after she picks on Meg, saying that she is cruel to others like Meg because it helps her forget that she sees herself as a whore, and will be so "used up" by age 19 that she will be reduced to "a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want". The insult hits so close to home that Connie runs away, crying.
Briefly in "Peter's Daughter", Connie makes a fat joke at Meg's expense that provokes Peter to brutally smash her head into a fire extinguisher, but in typical Family Guy "reset button" fashion, Connie is fully healed and back to her attractive self in future episodes.
In "McStroke", Stewie Griffin tricks Connie into dating him only for her to find out he has a tiny penis before she tells him to get out of the car and drives off, leaving him stranded. She ends up telling everyone in the school and ends Stewie's popularity, claiming to Stewie that he was the one at fault for having a tiny penis. Stewie was about to leave, but gives Connie one last kiss. However, her takes off the disguise and his clothes for it. He then yells out to the school that Connie made out with a nude baby, leaving everyone to think she's a pedophile, and she is last seen getting arrested on the spot.
In "Stew-Roids", she dates Chris briefly. Originally, this is a challenge she takes on to make him popular, but she soon develops true feeling for him and is fully willing to give her popularity for him and shows she is willing to change and embrace some new morals, possibly because she has been given true love towards her for the first time in her life. However, Chris later becomes egotistical from his newfound popularity and dumps her to gain a variety of girls, causing her to lose her own popularity. She gets Meg to team up with her so she could get Chris unpopular again and regain her own popularity, only to go back to being a bully to Meg when the plan works. It is possible that she still likes Chris, although this relationship is never mentioned again.
She has dated all three of the human male Griffins, Stewie in "McStroke", Peter in "Let's Go to the Hop", and Chris in "Stew-Roids". Also in Stew-Roids, Peter had a strong attraction to Connie, and when she gets knocked unconscious by Chris and two other girls Peter says "Oh, Connie's hurt, I'd best lie on top of her to keep her warm." much to the disapproval of the party guests, only for him to break the fourth wall and say "What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!"
In "Dial Meg for Murder", Connie, along with her friends, make fun of Meg after the latter just got out of prison, only for Meg to thrash them all with a sack full of unopened soda cans. After Connie and her friends are beaten into unconsciousness, with three of their skulls cracked open, Meg French-kisses Connie. This results in Meg getting suspended.
In "Leggo My Meg o", Connie is picked as the captain for a dodgeball team during the girl's gym class and picks everyone for the team except Meg before she and the other girls ruthlessly pelt Meg with dodgeballs.
In "The Peter Principal", Connie and her friends put the Ark of the Covenant in Meg's locker. When Meg opens it, her face melts off, but she survives. Connie and her friends then insult Meg when she asks who put the Ark in her locker, showing no remorse for disfiguring her and saying that Meg can't handle the love of God. Later though, Connie is scared off from antagonizing Meg again by Peter who has recently become the new principal.
In “Follow the Money”, she is shown as a stripper pole dancing at the local strip club. It seems that she fails to realize that being a bitch towards others causes her terrible comeuppance at the hands of the Griffin family as she learns nothing from them.
Connie crosses the Moral Event Horizon in "Connie's Celica". In this episode, when Lois becomes the new music teacher, she and Lois are at odds due to Lois trying and failing to act as an intimidating teacher. Later, when Lois acts more passive and demonstrates how music can help illustrate a story or real-life scenarios, Connie says "you suck" before throwing a tomato at Lois in front of the entire class, humiliating her. Having enough, Lois sends Connie to the principal's office, and as punishment, Connie was given her third strike for the year and was immediately expelled from Adam West High. Feeling she deserves revenge against Lois, Connie starts making Lois' life miserable. She hacks Lois' Facebook page and makes racist and anti-veteran comments, labeling her a lesbian, and buying all of Lois' favorite paper towel brand that was in stock to "clean up the mess" she made, referring to Connie's expulsion which she still believes she didn't deserve, demonstrating how delusional she is. At that point, Lois says that she didn't mean to get Connie expelled, but now she's glad that she did. Connie then goads Lois into threatening her, which everyone in the store sees and records. Connie then uses this to her advantage by faking her death and framing Lois for it. She does this by killing a pig (later revealed to be the children's cartoon character Peppa Pig) and dressing it up like her. Her plan initially succeeded due to the fact the police coroner has a serious substance abuse problem. This results in Lois being briefly imprisoned until Connie's deception was discovered when she was found alive at a motel. It can be assumed that Connie was arrested for framing Lois as well as the numerous other offenses she committed in the episode since this was the last episode she ever appeared in.
In the Italian version of Family Guy, Connie DiMico is spelled Connie D'Amico, in order to make Family Guy names more local, although it's apparent Connie is Italian-American.
Appearance[]
Connie is a blonde Italian American girl of Meg's age with red lips. From her debut appearance up until the seventh season, her usual attire was a black crop top, red pants and black mary jane shoes. As of "Stew-Roids", her top is purple and her shoes are white. Her mary jane shoes appear to have gone back to being black in the episode "Trading Places", only to return back to being white in the episode "The Peter Principal".
Relationships[]
Friends[]
- Gina (Light brown hair (dark brown in her first two appearances), light blue tank top (orange in her first appearance), blue jeans, and white shoes; formerly yellow tanktop, brown, striped pants, and brown shoes) - Best friend and fellow cheerleader
- Scott the Jock (Red baseball cap worn backwards, dark brown hair, Adam West High team jacket, white shirt, blue jeans, and light silver-gray tennis shoes; "And the Wiener Is...": Blue baseball cap worn backwards, beige hair, Adam West High team jacket, green jeans, and red and white sneakers) - Close friend and crony
- Doug the Jock (African American (though inexplicably white in "And the Wiener Is..."), flat black hair, Adam West High team jacket, white shirt, blue jeans, and white tennis shoes)- Close friend and crony
- Many other cheerleaders, jocks, and other socially-powerful Adam West Regional High School students.
Enemies[]
- Meg Griffin - Archenemy and favorite bullying victim.
- Any other Adam West High student who isn't popular.
- Chris Griffin - Traitor and Ex-Boyfriend
- Peter Griffin
- Lois Griffin
- Stewie Griffin - Ex-Boyfriend
- Brian Griffin
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