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Mama says big boys don't shove crayons up they nose.
~ Cooter Jabowski

Cooter Jabowski is a minor antagonist in Paradise P.D., only appearing with an antagonistic role in the episodes "Meet the Jabowskis" and "Task Force". He is the dumb brother of Gina Jabowski and a criminal who commits armed robberies with his family and also a drug dealer who sells argyle meth.


In "Meet the Jabowskis", Cooter was reunited with his long-lost sister, Gina Jabowski, when she was on a search for the person who shot her in the head as a kid. When the family was having their meal, Cooter said that he had gotten over his habit of shoving crayons up his nose, only to sneeze a bunch of crayons out and admit that he was just as surprised as everybody else. Cooter later played taser tag with Granny and Gina. It was eventually revealed that Cooter, along with the rest of his family, was actually a criminal who partook in armed robberies with the family. Cooter shoved a crayon up his nose in the car, while they planned on robbing a liquor store. When Gina finally came around to causing crimes with the family, one of their targets for robbery was Cooter's harpsicord teacher. Lastly, the Jabowskis robbed a bank, where Mr. Jabowski used Cooter as a human shield. When Cooter got shot, he started bleeding out crayons instead of blood.

In "Task Force", Cooter and Bo Jabowski were both drug dealers, who worked for Robby and Delbert at the argyle meth corporation.

In "Christmas in Paradise", Cooter and Bo were seen gathering around the Christmas tree lighting, while also singing holiday carols.


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Ron Perlman | Pat Robertson | Tucker Carlson | Steve Harvey | Tom Selleck | Carrot Top | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Joe Biden | Mitch McConnell | Russell Crowe

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Karen Crawford | Robby | Delbert | Dean Hancock | Frank Flipperfist | Mr. Meowgi | Mrs. Two-Toes | Dr. Johann | Karla 9000 | Satan | Lady Gertrude | Tucker Carlson | Thester Carbomb IV | Dobby | Cop Bot | Agent Clappers | William | Paradise Nuking Survivors | (Clovis | Mr. Pussbubble | Arm Head) | Agatha Culpepper

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