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NOTE: The article details Count Olaf as depicted from the 2017 Netflix remake of "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", for information on the original book, the 2004 film and video game versions, see here
Villain Overview
You know, some people say that the hardest job in the world is raising a child. But it is nothing compared to conceiving, writing, directing, producing and performing in a theatrical presentation for the purposes of stealing their dead parents' fortune. It's a very difficult job, and I will not have any orphans MUCKING IT UP!
~ Count Olaf.
Don't you understand, Baudelaires? Don't you understand that so much of life is waiting for those who have wounded you to finally DIE?!
~ Olaf accepting his fate while succumbing to his demise.
Hello, hello, hello.
~ Count Olaf's famous catchphrase.

Count Olaf is the main antagonist in the 2017 Netflix television reboot of Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Much like his book and movie counterparts, he appears as a greedy, extravagant actor hell-bent on claiming the Baudelaire fortune from the children Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Later on, it is revealed he wants to destroy the Baudelaires as well as all members of the secret VFD organization, which he was once part of. 

He was portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris, who also voiced Ray Thompson in Justice League, Dr. Blowhole in The Penguins of Madagascar, Foy in A Million Ways To Die in the WestMusic Meister in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, John Tagman in Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Chester Creb in American Horror Story: Freak Show, and Dr. Horrible in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Personality

Olaf is a very intelligent and evil mastermind being very difficult for the authorities to catch due to him always being one step ahead. He is very greedy and wants the Baudelaire fortune more than anything and will stop at nothing until he gets it, he is also a master of disguise as he has always been in previous adaptations this also proves to be helpful since he manages to fool everyone despite the Baudelaires and one of their guardians (Doctor Montgomery Montgomery). He is also very extravagant and despite his natural intelligence he appears to be rather uneducated. He sees himself as a very talented actor along with his theatre troupe despite being incredibly dull to everyone else. He also has extreme narcissism.

In the second season of series, Olaf becomes much darker and violent, due to his plans repeatedly failing, over and over again and lusts to murder the children most horrifically as retribution for their success over his schemes. This can be seen as following more closely to the source material.

Disguises

Main article: Count Olaf#Disguises

Quotes

I don't have time to learn a second language besides whatever it is I'm speaking right now.
~ Olaf refusing to hear what Sunny has to say.
I'm handsome and I'm talented and love your bank account!
~ Olaf singing to the Baudelaires.
Klaus, I'll touch whatever I want.
~ Olaf to Klaus when he refuses to allow him to touch the Baudelaire fortune.
My name is Captain Sham and my home is the sea!
~ Count Olaf posing as Julio Sham.
My name is cookie, Shirley? Err... My name is Shirley, cookie?
~ Olaf posing as Shirley St. Ives.
Settling down is what losers do. Settling down is what started World War One. Settling down is what happens when you bite your lip and then your lip gets swollen and so you bite your lip again and then you keep doing that thing where you keep biting your lip over and over... I don't want that.
~ Olaf as Coach Genghis.
Scram, police! Oh wait... that... that's us. Right...
~ Olaf as Detective Dupin.
Attention. This is Dr. Mattathias Medicalschool with some very important news. A terrible fire has broken out in the Heimlich Hospital... Oh, and you might want to evacuate the building. Or move the patients or something. Thank you.
~ Olaf as Dr. Mattahias Medicalschool after starting the Heimlich Hospital fire.
Eat the damn corn.
~ Olaf as a ringmaster forcing the freak disguised Violet and Klaus to eat corn.
I didn't need a fortune-teller to tell me where the Baudelaire brats were hiding. I figured that out all by myself. So, allow me to tell you your future. A great deal of suffering and pain and then a long fall to rock bottom. Do you know how that feels? Because I do. But things are looking up for me. I'm cutting all ties with my past failures.
~ Olaf before dropping Klaus and Violet down a cliff.

Trivia

  • Count Olaf sometimes makes fourth-wall breaks. For example, he says he prefers entertainment from the comfort of his own home, a reference to Netflix. Sometimes he occasionally looks directly into the camera after saying something like, "I hate boring television." During Season 2, he tells the Baudelaires, "If you had the skills to stop me, we wouldn't be having this batch of episodes in your new lives."

Navigation

           Lemony Snicket Villains

Count Olaf's Theater Troupe
Count Olaf | Count Olaf (2017) | Esmé Squalor | Hook-Handed Man | Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender | White-Faced Women | Bald Man | Carmelita Spats | Hugo, Colette & Kevin | Wart-Faced Man | The Man With a Beard But No Hair | The Woman With Hair But No Beard

Inhumane Society
Hangfire | Ellington Feint | Dr. Flammarion | Nurse Dander | Stew Mitchum | Sharon Haines

Other
Dr. Georgina Orwell | Sir | Vice Principal Nero | Ernest Denouement | Ishmael | Bombinating Beast

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