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Craig is the main antagonist in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, played by The Cheat, who has a voiceover of PBTC Homestar.
He created the robot duplicate of Dangeresque Too, Uzi Bazooka, so that Dangeresque would think that his partner had joined with the enemy. At the end, Dangeresque kicks him through an airlock (really a dryer). During extended play, a deleted scene is accessible, in which Dangeresque tries to get him off Dangeresque Too. When Craig refuses, Dangeresque says, "Hey, you're not so bad after all! You wanna go get a milkshake or somethin'?", and Craig replies with the same answer.
- At first It was thought Craig was the secondary antagonist and a henchman for Uzi Bazooka but he built Uzi Bazooka, making him the main antagonist.
- Craig is named after Homestar Runner co-creator Craig Zobel, who would direct the 2020 film The Hunt.
- It could be possible that Craig was owned by Baron Darin Diamonacle given they were played by the same the Cheat. It even helps that both Baron and Uzi treat him like a pet.