Crane Game Mother

Evil-doer
Full Name	Unknown
Alias	None
Origin	Cyanide and Happiness
Occupation	Mother (formerly)
Powers / Skills	Power over her child
Goals	Get her baby out of a crane game (failed) Kill her false baby (successful)
Crimes	Abandonment Attempted Filicide
Type of Villain	Filicidal Dimwit

“	My baby!	„
	~ Crane Game Mother.

The Crane Game Mother is a dimwitted parent that lost her baby in a crane game machine. She appears in the Cyanide and Happiness skit: "Crane Game".

She is voiced by Jennie Mae Sweat.

Biography

The skit begins with the mother pushing her stroller and drinking out of a cup. She walks by a crane game machine and notices her baby is inside of it. She looks to her stroller, now realizing she was pushing a bowling ball, and presses her face against the glass as she cried out in destress. She puts a quarter in, but fails to lift up her baby. She puts another one in and this time she almost gets the baby, but it falls on the rim and drops back into the toys. She looks into her purse and realizes that she only has one left. The scene switches to the crane's perspective, reaching towards the baby in suspense. The scene switches to the woman pushing the stroller and drinking out of her cup, but in the place of her baby was a pickle stuffed-animal was a mustache. An after credits scene shows the woman slowly approaching the baby's crib with a pillow. Again, in the baby's place is the pickle plushie. She proceeds to suffocate it, and the scene ends.

Appearance

The woman has caucasian skin, brown hair, a purple shirt, and a yellowish-green purse.

Personality

The woman is dimwitted and irresponsible. She did show concern for having lost her baby in the crane game machine, but she seems to settle with a doll rather than her own child after leaving them in a situation that could have easily been solved.

Gallery

Trivia

• The woman's name is never revealed.
• The only remnants in the woman's purse were a pack of cigarettes, an already smoked cigarette, and a lighter.
• It is unknown if her plot to kill her child was before or after she replaced it with a stuffed animal.