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You've just been crashed! Happy Pranksgiving! HAH HAH!!!
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~ Crash's catchphrase in Pranksgiving. noicon
Crash Bernstein is one of the titular main protagonists (alongside Wyatt Bernstein) of the 2012-2014 Disney XD series Crash and Bernstein.
Crash is a living puppet with many insane abilities such as eating sandwiches that are the size of basketballs and eating a watermelon with a straw, and he comes with ninja weapons, such as ninja swords and a small cannon. Crash was created by Wyatt Bernstein and then came to life. Crash, apparently becomes Wyatt's adoptive brother. Crash also bathes in the toilet because he doesn't like going in public pools because of what kids do in there. Crash "faceslams" people that he loves, especially Wyatt as it is when Crash slams his head into the other person's head. Crash uses himself as a basketball. Crash can't spell, milkshakes go right through him. Crash watches a lot of telenovelas and wrestling, loves to have fun with Wyatt and being around farm animals in the "Crash My Life" skits. He is also a founding member of The XD Squad.
In the original show, Crash is a crazy, energetic, thrill-seeking puppet who often tends to cause destruction with his absurd antics and in some cases, he acts like a complete jerk to Bernstein. He is usually not very bright and often harms himself in the process. He's often seen making fun of pesto in an attempt to have Bernstein all to himself. He also tends to terrorize Bernstein's family and is constantly causing trouble for his amusement. He's not really evil, but his stupidity often blinds him of his sadistic actions and eventually backfires most of the time. Inside however, he is very fun-loving guy who just wants to have fun in silly, childish and nonsensical ways.
However, in the Pranksgiving series, his intelligence is bumped up a notch and becomes more of an anti-villainous, deceptive prankster than ever before. This time he's this mischievous trickster who always gets a kick out of pranking everyone around him with childish setups and cares less about their frustration while laughing at their reaction, at one point, the victims of his pranks eventually plotted revenge on him (as well as Crash's brotherly creator, Wyatt Bernstein).
Evil and Jerk Moments[]
Crash Lands: He immediately committed his first act by destroying a bunch of the antiques, and in the same episode he tore down a wall in the apartment.
Scaredy Crash: He constantly makes fun of Bernstein's fear of bugs and even tried to cure him by putting bugs on him which just made it worse.
Coach Crash: This was probably one of his worst acts in the series. When he became coach, he overworked the boys basketball team, even when they said they were tired he still made them exercise and he didn't have any remorse until they fired him.
Crash Ask Too Many Questions: His idiotic questions and monkey business upon asking far-fetched and random questions to Cassie got her fired due to getting upset and annoyed.
Like Father, Like Purple: His obsession for Wyatt, led to him destroying property at school like dramatically charging through a wall at school with a robotic cow.
His delusional perception of destroying everyone's bridges, because of Wyatt's dad breaking someone's bridge by accident, made Crash terrorize everyone's projects.
Escape from Bigfoot Island: He left a person stranded on a island without any thought or concern to tell anyone at the right time.
Undercover Crash: Before returning everything, he stole a cotton candy machine, and even a street light! (Which caused cars to crash heard in the background)
He attempted counterfeiting his own money by printing money and attempted making his own currency of Crash Dollars, with his butt being on the back of his dollars.
Cold Hard Crash: He gets a cannon to launch himself with cents and money in it, when that backfired on himself, he launched tons of cents and it causes destruction onto vehicles.
He even causes a snow avalanche to occur upon making it explode at 12PM. Making Wyatt and his friends run away in fear.
Comic Book Crash: He teleports to the news station to meet up with the reporter who called him Wyatt's sidekick in real-life, and assaulted him with a kick.
Crash vs. Flex: Constantly attempts to murder Flex Fletcher, a toy that Crash felt like he took Wyatt and Princess Glitter away from Crash himself, the only two people he truly cares about. As he attempted stabbing him, melting him in a waffle iron, and throwing him away by attaching him to a boomerang. All of which backfires on him.
Flushed In Space: Stranded a frustrated astronaut without a rope, into deep space. Who was annoyed by Crash's stupidity and Crash sends her off flying for the fact she wasn't "good" at the game Crash wanted to play.
Pranksgiving: In this series, he's depicted as the titular prankster who is the smartest trickster in the show. As he manipulates and deceives everyone flawlessly upon having chaotic pranks inflicted onto others for their humiliation, and effectively knows how to prank others without fail (in "Legion of Doom"; he even snuck into a conference room when everyone was gone to see everyone's revenge plan before they even started it).
Launching a grape-flavored snow cone at Leo Howard by a pseudo hypnosis act in "Hip-Hopnosis",
Launching a giant paintball disguised as a basketball at Jake in "Turkey Ball",
Getting four guys to have purple lips from megaphones Crash planned in advance in "Bullhorn",
Getting the drummer Billy to have glitter blasted all over him in "Different Drumstick",
Assaulting the actual barber who was doing Olivia Holt's hair and Crash makes it a purple mess in "Bride of Frankenpuppet",
Getting everyone covered over goo in "Turkey with a Side of Payback", as he effectively knew their plan in "Legion of Doom".
Quotes[]
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Hah hah hah!! Comedy rule number two: "never trust a comic", and oh uh *gets megaphone* YOU'VE BEEN CRAAAASHED!! HAPPY PRANKSGIVING!!!!
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~ Crash after getting his interns purple lips in "Bullhorn - Prank - Pranksgiving" noicon.
