Hey, pretty lady. You taste good. Hey, what the - - (screaming)
~ Creepy's only lines before being eaten by Serleena

Creepy (also known as the Thief) is a minor antagonist of the 2002 sci-fi comedy film Men In Black II.

He was portrayed by Michael Bailey Smith.


Creepy's role is purely that of cannon fodder; his one and only scene is simply to show off how dangerous Serleena is. He has his small appearance in the opening credits, where he has been roaming Central Park at night, searching for people to mug. Meanwhile, Serleena manages to land in Central Park, and after scaring away a pet dog, she finds a magazine with a Victoria's Secret advert of model in lingerie.

She transforms into an exact copy of the model in the advert, and when she is finished, Creepy grabs her from behind. Holding her at knifepoint, he licks her neck and takes her behind a bush, telling Serleena that she "tastes good". However, once behind the bush, Serleena devours Creepy, swallowing him alive. She sadistically tells him that he tastes good as well.

She then walks back from the bush, carrying Creepy in her large sloshing stomach, which has already begun to digest him. When she gets back to the magazine and sees the slim model in the picture, she realizes that having Creepy inside her ruins the disguise, and while contemplating what to do, her belly makes a loud churning noise, indicating that she may not have long to decide. Ultimately she goes back behind the bush where she regurgitates his remains, taking his leather clothes to change into.

It is unknown whether Creepy survived his ordeal, but his silence after he is regurgitated hints that he was killed. It is also possible that he had been fully digested and Serleena simply threw up his clothes.





            MIBTitle Villains

Men in Black: Edgar the Bug
Men in Black II: Serleena | Scrad & Charlie | Jarra | Dog Poop | Corn Face | Pineal Eye | Mosh Tendrils | Flesh Balls | Jeff | Creepy | Kylothians
Men in Black III: Boris the Animal | Weasel | Lilly† | Obadiah Price | Mr. Wu | Boglodites
Men in Black: International: High-T | The Twins | Riza Stavros | Luca Brasi | The Hive

Alpha | Edwin the Bug | Dak Jeebs | Drekk | Vangus

Video Games
Nethera | Adorians

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