|“||So, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how you handle it!||„|
|~ Dark Helmet as he duels with Lone Starr.|
Dark Helmet is the secondary antagonist of the Star Wars spoof Spaceballs. He is a parody of Darth Vader. He holds grudges easily, especially with his archenemy Lone Starr, and seems to make an enemy out of everyone.
He was portrayed by Rick Moranis, who also played the Toy Taker in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys.
When Planet Spaceball began to run out of air, President Skroob sent Dark Helmet to kidnap Princess Vespa from the planet Druidia to ensure her father King Roland would give up the code to the air shield so they can suck out all the air and save the planet. He led the ship Spaceball-One with his right-hand man, Colonel Sandurz. During this time, he also desired to have bounty hunter Lone Starr killed.
Upon arriving at Planet Druidia, Dark Helmet ordered that they wait until Princess Vespa leaves the planet. Once she did, Dark Helmet had Spaceball-One capture the Princess' ship. However, unbeknownst to him, Lone Starr and his partner Barf saved the Princess Vespa after literally jamming their radar. Infuriated by this, Dark Helmet ensured a pursuit. After the bounty hunters went into light speed, Dark Helmet, much to the shock and concern of his crew, ordered they go into 'ludicrous speed'. However, they accidentally go light years past the bounty hunters and after ordering an immediate stop, Dark Helmet crashed into some computers and say they take a "five minute break".
Later, Dark Helmet and Sandurz continue searching for the protagonists. After no success, Sandurz brainstorms that they use a videocassette of Spaceballs: The Movie, breaking the fourth wall and surprising Dark Helmet. Using the cassette, they see a part of the movie that was happening that their exact time, breaking the fourth wall again, and also confusing Helmet. However, the plan with the cassette did eventually work and they found them on the desert moon of Vega. After arriving, they follow Skroob's orders to "comb the desert", although they were being too literal. As night felt, Helmet eventually found their hideout through the presence of fellow Schwartz user Yoghurt, who was far more powerful than Helmet. However, Helmet tricked Vespa and lured her and Dot Matrix outside and therefore captured them both.
Before returning to Planet Spaceball, Dark Helmet was secretly playing with dolls of himself, Vespa and the other protagonists. He was interrupted by Sandurz who informed him of their arrival to the planet's capital, Spaceball City. Upon arriving, Dark Helmet threatened King Roland to give up the combination lock to the air shield, or a plastic surgeon would give Vespa back her old nose (which was not a pleasant site). Roland gave up the lock, which was 1-2-3-4-5, which Helmet said "was the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage". After Skroob arrived and telling him combination lock, he confessed he had the same lock on his luggage, much to the shock of Helmet and Sandurz. They then left the planet and headed for Planet Druidia.
After arriving at Druidia and opening the air shield, they had Spaceball-One transform into "Mega-Maid" and proceeded to suck out all of Druidia's air. However, just as they were almost successful, Lone Starr used the Schwartz to reverse the air back onto the planet. Dark Helmet then became aware of Lone Starr breaking into the ship. He then confronted Lone Starr and they then battled in a Schwartz-saber duel. Helmet then tricked Lone Starr into threw away his ring, saying that "good is dumb". Just as he was about to deliver the final blow, Lone Starr deflected a Schwartz laser back at Helmet's balls, which forced him into the self-destruct button. In the heat of panic, all of the escape pods were taken by everyone except him, Sandurz and Skroob. After learning of a cancellation button, the three tried use it, but it was "out of order". Mega-Maid then blew up, but the three were left floating adrift in Mega-Maid's intact head.
Much later, the head crashed onto a distant planet (a parody of Planet of the Apes). The three then climbed out of Mega-Maid's nose. This was witnessed by apes who said "Oh shit. There goes the planet". It is unknown what happened to Helmet, Skroob and Sandurz afterwards.
Dark Helmet will attack anyone who threatens his power by use of the Schwartz (parody of the Force). He sticks his hand out and sends out a laser with his all powerful, mystical ring. Whatever motion he make with his hand will happen to the person. One example is the laser shot to his minion's groin and if you watched carefully he closes and rotates his hand. Because of this, whenever he confronts one of his minions, they cover their groin.
- Dark Helmet is a parody of Darth Vader.
- He is shown to be left-handed, as he always wears his Schwartz ring on his left hand. There's a good reason for this: Rick Moranis, the actor who portrayed Dark Helmet in the movie, is left-handed.
- Although he is the secondary antagonist, only he has interactions with the heroes.
- Though President Skroob was the main villain, Dark Helmet drove the plot of the film and was far more brave and dangerous than Skroob.
- It is hinted that he has a crush on Princess Vespa.
- He started out as a main antagonist, before he become the hidden secondary antagonist.
- He made a cameo appearance in an episode of The Goldbergs that has the same name as the movie, with Rick Moranis reprising his role.