Images of the legendary but insane supervillain Deadpool from Marvel Comics.
Do I look awesome? Well, yeah. But not as awesome as the picture of me with an EPIC POSE!!!!
What can I say? The ladies love pure awesomeness. And I suppose all that shiny jewelry I'm wearing helps too.
A promotional image of me for Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Here's a bit of advice: If you don't own this game, GO BUY IT NOW. It has ME as a playable character. That alone makes it the best game of all freakin' time.
Okay, forget what I said about Marvel vs. Capcom 3 being the best video game ever. What this screenshot is from is MY VERY OWN GAME. Yes, that's right. IT'S A GAME ABOUT ME AND NO ONE ELSE. 'Bout time, huh? If you ask me, it was the best game since Black Ops 2 (By the way, if I were in that game, that old Nicaraguan guy and his club of anarchists wouldn't last ten seconds.)
Oh, by the way, did I mention I'm doing rap music now? Buy my new album wherever music albums are sold! Actually no, I'm not doing rap music, but this photo is pretty cool looking.
Oh, have I mentioned that Deathstroke and I have met once before in one of the many DC/Marvel crossovers that have occurred? It's true. Truth be told, he actually did kind of impress me. Though he's still not as awesome as me. Not by a long shot.
You know, just chilling with a slice of pizza.
Yeah, Wolverine is nowhere near as badass as me, despite his frequent attempts at trying to be. BUUUUTTT...I'm sure you all already knew that.
AHHHH!!! I'm GOING TURBO.....I mean SYMBIOTIC!!!! This happened in Volume 11 of Marvel's What If? series. It made me even more of a homicidal killing machine than I am already.
Ultimate Me versus Symbiote Spidey. Place your bets. Though you better not be planning on betting against me, because if you do, I will find you. Really.
You try listening to Cable when he's explaining something. IT'S SOOOOO BORRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!
I do enjoy bitch slapping Woverine every so often. Especially when he's knocked out.
Shhh.... Don't tell Thanos about my relationship with Death.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU!
HEY!!! Gimme some privacy, please.
Seriously... Cable's speeches are SSSSOOOOOOOO BBBOO-OOOORRRRR-OOORRRR-ING!!!!!! I'm think I'm going to shoot myself....
Yup, I have my own Iron Throne. Made of guns. By the way, I would have made a MUCH better king of Westeros than Joffrey the Little Bitch. I'd also be better than Daenerys. Though don't tell her I said that, because I have a bit of a crush on her (and don't tell Death I said that.....)
Even when I'm dressed as Captain Hook, I still look pretty badass.
Oh look, it's my long lost cousin, the Random Cow.
Did you know I was once the host for Venom? The original, actually.
Oh, I was a host for Carnage too, but that thing was too evil, even for me.
Ya gotta be kiddin' me, this mouthless asshole is in my gallery? Get. Him. Out! God, why did I ever allow that studio sew my f**king mouth shut for that....
Ah crap, here comes Tiger Shark. Guess I need a bigger boat....
Yep, I'm in another video game again. Isn't that nice for you punks, sitting around around doing nothing all day? Yeah, I see you. Go play Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order anyway, since, y'know, it has me in it.