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“ | The buck stops here! | „ |
~ AFKAK Crawford |
The Deer are a one-time hostile species from the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D., only appearing in the episode "The Brozone Lair". They are a herd of vengeful deer, living in the woods, who plan on hunting and killing humans the same way the humans always hunted and killed them, albeit with better weapons.
Biography[]
In "The Brozone Lair", AFKAK worried about the safety and well-being of the deer during hunting season before Randall and Baby Kevin could kill them. He went down to the woods, dressed as a fellow deer, himself and gave them a bunch of confiscated assault weapons from the recently dissolved Paradise Police Department and told them to defend themselves with them. The deer had a much better idea and that was to hunt and kill the humans before they could hunt them. Before AFKAK could peacefully talk them out of it, they all went running horseback through the woods, guns-a-blazing and hellbent on massacring some humans.
During the hunting trip, the deer all jumped out of nowhere and attacked the humans, slashing their throats open with knives, shooting them down in a blazing gunfire, and even bombing them in military airplanes. They killed tons of humans and made their demands for deer supremacy very clear. It all came down to them kidnapping Randall and having him tied to a tree, where they planned to have his brains blown out. AFKAK begged the deer to spare his father's life but they just wouldn't listen and Randall was pretty pissed off at AFKAK, blaming him for the true deer uprising. As they tried to shoot Randall, Baby Kevin jumped out of the bushes and took the bullet for him, seemingly dying from the gunshot, but actually getting back up, completely unharmed on account of his baby invincibility and shooting all the deer down in a blazing gunfire, getting them back and killing them all away, making himself the hero of the story, who cleaned up after AFKAK's mistakes.