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Donnie Azoff

Donnie Azoff

Oh my God, the emperor of F--ksville came down from F--ksville to give me a pass! Hey, what are the citizens of F--ksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Is it, is it mayhem? Are people looting and raping? What are all the little f--kheads doing while you're here?
~ Donnie Azoff mocking a drug dealer.

Donald "Donnie" Azoff is a character from the 2013 film The Wolf of Wall Street.

He was portrayed by Jonah Hill, who also played Tighten in Megamind and himself in This is the End.


Donnie is the sidekick to Jordan Belfort and is known for the white picket fence teeth and pastel pink, purple and turquoise wardrobe he has. After meeting Jordan Belfort at a diner and seeing Jordan's Tweedy Bird yellow Jaguar, Donnie Azoff is all too willing to quit his blue collar gig and work for him saying "You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you".

While Donnie may be very sincere about craving money and the luxurious exploits that it can finance, he is much less excited about his domestic home life. He’d rather meekly attempt to convince Jordan, and himself, that being married to a first-cousin is completely normal. If we had to call Donnie’s wife by name, we probably could only remember the moniker that Donnie refers to her as most frequently, “Ugly.” They also have two kids, regardless of the risk for birth defects associated with their conception. After becoming flush with cash, Donnie Azoff’s private humiliation evolves into the primal urges of a life without shame. This family man also made time for public masturbation, gay club outings, wild orgies, street corner prescription drug marathons, eating live fish and Wall Street corruption that was in the hundreds of millions. Even his childhood friend Steve Madden gets conned into becoming a client of this stock exchange anarchy.

Even though he started out as a seemingly strong businessman, his wealth & success got to him as it did with Jordan. As a result, Donnie became extremely greedy, self-absorbed, callous, spiteful and reckless. When the federal government got the right dirt on Jordan's operations, Donnie deleted everything incriminating about himself while his co-workers were getting arrested. He then gave an incriminating note that Jordan had written in an attempt to protect Donnie from the government, effectively betraying the man who had given Donnie his wealthy new life.


  • Donnie bears a strong resemblance to Mr. Snoops from The Rescuers; overweight, chubby, red hair, glasses, buck teeth. However, Donnie is arguably worse, as he was willing to betray his boss to save his own skin.
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