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|“||Yo yo yo! Duke Dick in the father sucking house!||„|
|~ Duke Dick|
Duke Dick is a minor antagonist in Brickleberry. He is a pornographic actor who stole Woody Johnson's catchphrases and moves.
In "The Comeback", it was revealed that Woody Johnson used to be a pornographic actor named "Rex Erection", who starred in a bunch of pornographic movies. He also had the catchphrase, "Time to bust ass!" In the height of Rex's popularity, he was signing autographs and a little someone named Duke told him that he wanted to be just like him when he grew up. Rex told him that because his penis was only six inches instead of the usual seven, there was no way he would succeed in the porn world and signed his autograph saying, "To Duke, You've Got a Small Tool so Stay in School. - Rex" and this broke poor Duke's heart. Later on in life, Rex Erection went impotent and could no longer be in any porn flicks, leading to him having to retire as a porn star and go back to being Woody Johnson and work as a park ranger of Brickleberry National Park, while the name Rex Erection soon faded into oblivion.
Fast forward to 2012, where Duke Dick went on to become a world famous porn star, best known for his six inch penis who truly lived up to the legacy of Rex Erection and then some. At this time, Woody Johnson was trying to make a comeback as Rex Erextion but nobody remembered him. However, people were all abuzz about Duke Dick, who was doing a great big performance and showing off all of his famous moves and catchphrases, stolen from the now forgotten Rex Erection. He quoted "Time to bust ass!" and even showed everybody his dance move, "The Duke Rocket" as he had sex. Woody was so mad that he barged his way up on stage and started fighting with Duke. Duke told Woody that he did this because of how he betrayed him in the past and showed him the autograph that he still has to this day. Duke mocked him for being so old and impotent and told Woody that he'd never make a comeback as Rex Erection and that he just needed to pave the way for the new porn stars. Malloy thought that he would help Woody with winning back the title of a famous porn star by helping him make a movie that would win a trophy at the next coming Boney Award ceremony and blow Duke Dick out of the water.
Woody got sick of doing Malloy's painful movie and when he found out that the final scene called for him doing The Rex Rocket, he decided to give up. So Malloy called up Duke Dick to reshoot the movie with instead. Woody was so mad about this that he went right back into the movie and finished the film. However, because he was so old, doing his famous stunt killed him and he died right inside of the woman he was fucking right on camera. Malloy considered this a snuff film and submitted it to the academy.
On the night of The Boney Awards, Rex Erection won the award for best actor and Malloy accepted it on his behalf. Duke Dick barged his way up on stage and kicked Malloy over and tried to steal the award for himself but then Malloy shoved the award up his rectum and caused him to collapse on the ground.