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Edna Dorsaldigits is a minor villain from the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D. She is a seemingly innocent church organist, who works at Paradise Pentecostal Church but is secretly a drug distributor in the Argyle Meth Corporation who sells drugs to kids. She initially appeared as a one-time character in "Ass on the Line" but returned as a recurring villain in the Season 2 episode "Paradise Found", being a member of The Legion of Dooooom.
At the end of "Ass on the Line", it was revealed that Edna Dorsaldigits was a distributor of argyle meth, while the cops were on the tail of their primary suspect, Frank Flipperfist. Edna gave argyle meth to some kids and then left to go masturbate. She then went into unnecessary detail about how she uses her feet to pleasure herself vaginally, while she uses her one good hand on her nipples.
Edna Dorsaldigits returned as a recurring villain in the Season 2 debut episode, "Paradise Found", as a member of The Legion of Dooooom.
In "Flip the Vote", Edna said that she was going to help Fitz become the mayor by getting him a billy goat in sunglasses and a letterman jacket. Apparently, when Frank taught her about politics, she misheard "popular vote" as "popular goat".
In "Operation DD", Edna proved to be a sexual harasser, who told Frank that her twat needed to be fed. She would later sing a song to Gina and Hopson about how sexual harassment was wrong. In the same breath as her hypocritical lie, she mentioned how she chops people up with knives until they die.
- She, along with Frank Flipperfist were the only two flipper people allowed to live aboveground at the beginning of the series.