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| “ | Call a heroic cave diver a pedophile, check. Endorse a bipolar rapper for president, check. Spend six billion on tunnels to nowhere, check. Name your son, using wingdings, check. Pretty good day, Elon. Check! | „ |
| ~ Elon Musk |
Elon Reeve Musk is a supporting antagonist from the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D.. He is a depiction of the real-life billionaire business magnate, known for being the founder and CEO of Tesla. Elon Musk is portrayed as an idiotic lunatic, who constantly wastes his copious amouunts money on frivolous nonsense, yet still remains one of the richest and most successful men in the world. He is good friends with Charles Lovely, who often resorts to him to help him out with his own evil plans, most notably, "The Eternal Reckoning".
In his debut appearance in "Meet the Jabowskis" he was voiced by Tom Kenny, who also voiced the Ice King from Adventure Time, and was subsequently voiced by Dana Snyder, starting with his appearance in "Diddy's Home", onwards.
Biography[]
Before he was an established character, an early prototype of Elon Musk appeared for a gag in "Meet the Jabowskis", where he drove one of his Teslas, while sucking his own dick and crashed his Tesla into the wreckage of another Tesla, that was also being driven by someone who sucks his own dick, sending the car flying off a cliff and crashing into the ground.
Elon Musk officially debuted as a recurring character in "The Brozone Lair", where Karen Crawford managed to land an interview with him to see if he wanted to expand his Tesla business into Paradise and help gentrify their town with his company. A cutaway gag showed Elon Musk standing around in his business, going down a checklist of all the stupid things he's done, including; calling a heroic cave diver a pedophile, endorsing a bipolar rapper for president, spending six billion dollars on tunnels to nowhere, and naming his son using wingdings. He prided himself on doing all of these nonsensical, twisted things.
In "Diddy's Home", Elon Musk came to Paradise for his visit with Karen and was pulled over by Randall Crawford, who arrested him for having such a weird looking car and insulted him profusely. Karen was extremely upset with Randall for arresting Elon and let him out of jail, apologizing on behalf of her husband. However, Elon did not forgive him and was willing to get his revenge on him by all means necessary.
Elon broke into Randall's house and replaced with toilet with a SpaceX contraption, launching Randall into outer space, while he was shitting with a boner. Later, Elon bought McDonald's and replaced the McRib with actual food, which ruined it for Randall. Lastly, Elon used a brain switching device to make Randall switch brains with a squirrel. Randall had been driven crazy by Elon and eventually decided it was time to end their little feud.
Randall went to make an apology to Elon and admitted defeat. Elon accepted his apology and shook hands with him. Right after he shook hands with him, Randall laughed in his face and said that he just got him back. Randall explained that he peed on his hand shortly before Elon got there and didn't wash it so now he touched his pee hand, getting pee in his own hand. Randall gave Elon the new nickname "Peelon", which made Elon burst into tears and run away, crying.
Karen scolded Randall for tricking Elon like that and demanded he go to apologize. Feeling obligated, Randall wallowed over to Elon's Tesla, where the latter was still sobbing and gave him a half-assed, insincere excuse for an apology. Elon was not moved by Randall's words and repeatedly called him a "Pedo", which angered Randall into grabbing him and throwing him out of his car so he could kick his ass on the pavement. Elon wasn't going down without a fight and he summoned his robot suit to turn himself into the mechanical fighting titan, Iron-Musk and then he beat the living tar out of Randall. Randall leveled the playing field by smothering himself in testosterone patches and fighting back as a colossal muscular behemoth.
The war between Randall and Elon waged on for a while and caused a ton of collateral damage to the city around them. In the end, the two of them both got really tired and started to give up on fighting. The two of them admitted that they were both terrible people and that their flaws are born of insecurity. After that, they started to passionately make out and have public sex on the streets of Paradise, which was filmed and broadcast on the news, where it was additionally reported that despite everything that had happened, Tesla Inc. stock was at an all time high.
In "The Shartist", Elon Musk returned, along with other CEOs and plutocrats, such as Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos, all as allies to Charles Lovely. They attended the grand opening of Charles Lovely's art museum and discussed a fun keg party/infant blood harvest they had in the past.
In "The Eternal Reckoning", Elon Musk and the other business magnates got together for a cult gathering, led by Charles Lovely. Their goal was to perform Charles Lovely's evil plan, "The Eternal Reckoning", where they would be consuming the soul of Baby Kevin and giving themselves eternal life with it. Their plans were thwarted when the party dudes dropped in to fight them. Elon Musk was quickly defeated in battle, when he was shot in the forehead by Wilbur the Karate Wizard, killing him instantly.
Trivia[]
- Elon Musk first appeared in the episode, "Meet the Jabowskis" with a completely different character design and voice.
