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♪We're all unfit. We must admit we're dumb as a box of rocks. But time permitting, we'll be nitwitting. Has anyone seen my socks?♪
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~ The Empty Head Society’s theme song
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There! It's now time to go out in the community and help the citizens of Bikini Bottom by doing our civic duty. Whatever that means.
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~ The Ice Cream King revealing their true intentions
The Empty Head Society are the main antagonists of the 'SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Nitwitting".
They are an organization consisting of a bunch of dimwits that cause chaos in Bikini Bottom.
Biography[]
After SpongeBob and Patrick cycle through the Barg'N-Mart blindfolded, they end up behind the supermarket where the Empty Head Society's clubhouse is located. Patrick says he has to go in for a meeting, interesting SpongeBob and causing him to join Patrick. Inside, the pair see several members of the Empty Head Society do stupid things before reaching a check-in where they swap their brains for hats. A club member then injures himself, signifying the start of a meeting led by the Ice Cream King.
Patrick encourages SpongeBob to join by launching him towards the Ice Cream King, who becomes impressed by SpongeBob when he injures himself. The club members then fill a jar with spit and pass it to SpongeBob, who accidentally drinks it instead of storing, dating it, and drinking some lemonade, though the Ice Cream King rewards him for his mistake. The King goes on to tell the club about their duty to help Bikini Bottom, before he and the other members sing the club's oath and set out to help on their miniature boatmobiles.
The Empty Head Society head into Bikini Bottom and scare the citizens, before splitting up and causing havoc at Bowl, Larry's gym, and a traffic intersection. SpongeBob questions the group's helping, and is later yelled at by the Ice Cream King for not being stupid enough, causing SpongeBob to quit the club.
Later, SpongeBob regains his brain and goes to clean up after the Empty Head Society, only to find that everything has been fixed. He then runs into Sandy, who reveals that she is part of a club dedicated to cleaning the messes made by the Empty Head Society. The two are then ambushed by the club, who sing their club oath as Patrick drives into them and then into the camera, ending the episode.
In "SpongeBob on Parade," the Empty Head Society drive their mini-boats wildly across the parade streets. One member dumps his brain out of a bucket and puts it on his head. The Ice Cream King also commentates the parade. In this appearance, they are known as the Nitwitting Club.
