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“ | You know what this is, suckas! | „ |
~ Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty |
Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty is a nasty, old, Afro-American woman. She is a member of Colonel Stinkmeaner's old gang called the Hateocracy and she wears a wig.
She was voiced by Bebe Drake, who also played Ms. Pearly in Friday After Next.
History[]
Esmeralda Gripenasty first met Stinkmeaner, Rufus Crabmiser and George Pissedofferson back at a retirement home. At first, they hated each other right away, but they really hated everyone else even more then ever. They caused trouble on everyone including their fellow senior citizens before they were all finally kicked out. That's when they went separate ways.
Upon Stinkmeaner's death, the three remaining members of the Hateocracy reassembled and vowed to seek revenge against the Freeman family.
Return of the Hateocracy[]
Gripenasty and the other two members of the Hateocracy team up once again to hunt down the Freemans. They first show up at a gas station, run by Uncle Ruckus. They ask if he knows Granddad, which he admits. A fight ensues due to Ruckus's racial remarks, and he is assaulted.
Gripenasty and Pissedofferson show up at Huey and Riley's school and request the boys' presence. The two are called down to the main office to see "their aunt and uncle". Huey, aware that something is wrong, has Riley follow him outside where they meet the two members. They are astonished by their physical abilities, and they are then outmatched by the two elders after an epic fight. Gripenasty inflicts alot of damage on Riley who barely has the strength to fight back. Then the school bell rings, excusing the children from their classes, effectively saving the two brothers.
Later the Freemans find out on Wikipedia that Gripenasty belonged to the Hateocracy and learn about their lore.
After Bushido Brown is hired to protect the Freemans from the Hateocracy. Gripenasty and the other two confront the karate master in the Freeman's yard with Gripenasty saying that she isnt scared of Brown. Bushido Brown holds his own against the Hateocracy at first, defeating Gripenasty by causing her wig to come off. But in the end, Bushido Brown is beheaded by the Flying Guillotine.
Desperate not to share Bushido Brown's fate, Granddad opens up and apologizes for killing Stinkmeaner. He reveals he didn't mean to kill him, he just didn't want to be shown up by a blind old man. The Hateocracy reveals they didn't even "give a shit about Stinkmeaner", but they wanted a particular family to reign terror on- Stinkmeaner's death only served as a convenient excuse to a convenient target. The police conveniently show up and arrest the Hateocracy with Gripenasty locked in the police car using her conspicuous bald head to try and break the glass.
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Trivia[]
- Esmeralda Gripenasty's appearance, voice, and mannerisms are based off of Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son, played by the late LaWanda Page. She even calls Ruckus a "fish-eyed fool," which was Aunt Esther's favorite insult.
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Freeman Family Ruckus Family Wuncler Family Hateocracy Other |