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| “ | Pete is a real estate novelist. That’s a cute way of saying “Pete’s broke.” I’ll laugh at his life while I’m humping his wife, cause Pete’s tiny shlong is a joke. My piano, it sounds like God’s symphony, and my microphone smells like the poor. They put bread in my cup and their lives all suck. If I quit this gig, they lose all interest in living, since life would have no meaning, and they’d blow their brains out on to the floor. La, da, di, da, da! La, di, di, dolly da! Down on your knees! I'm the Piano God! Pray to the songs that I’ve sung! Tell me I’m too good to work here! Then put my balls right on your tongue! | „ |
| ~ Billy Joel's ballad. |
| “ | Great, all singles. | „ |
| ~ Billy Joel's last words. |
Billy Joel is the main antagonist in the season four Robot Chicken episode "Tell My Mom", based on the musical performer of the same name.
He was voiced by Zac Efron, who has also played Teddy Sanders in the Neighbors duology, Ted Bundy in Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile and a disguised Dick Dastardly in Scoob!.
History[]
One With The Joel[]
At a bar set on a pier, Billy Joel meets with a man named Davy who works in the United States Navy and notices how well "Davy in the Navy" rhymes, but Davy asks Billy to not use his name in a song as he's on the run from creditors, and Billy pretends to honor his request. When Davy isn't looking however, Billy knocks out Davy with with a beer bottle and then throws his body into the ocean to kill him, declaring he'll live on in his music as "one with the Joel".
Down On Your Knees, I'm The Piano God[]
Sometime later, Billy is on stage once again at the bar where he performs a song where he repeatedly insults a man named Pete as well as every other person who even gives him money for his performance. This continues until the crowd starts angrily booing Billy, so he pulls out a pistol to not only silence them but also stop them from trying to leave until he's done with his song.
Afterwards outside of the bar, Billy is annoyed he was only tipped with "singles" and he's suddenly ambushed by Pete and violently stabbed to death in retribution for insulting him and sleeping with his wife.
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Trivia[]
- Allegedly, the idea for both of Billy Joel's sketches came from an argument between the Robot Chicken staff and Billy Joel himself, poking fun at Joel's heightened ego and his demeaning songs such as "The Piano Man".
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