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| “ | Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school but date rapes and AIDS jokes. | „ |
| ~ J.D. after murdering Ram and Kurt. |
Ram Sweeney and Kurt Kelly are supporting antagonists in the 1988 black comedy film Heathers. The two are very popular athletes at Westerburg and play in the school's football team. Both are also misogynists and homophobes.
Ram Sweeney is portrayed by Patrick Labyorteaux and Kurt Kelly is portrayed by Lance Fenton.
Biography[]
Ram Sweeney and Kurt Kelly are two very popular jocks at Westerburg High School in Sherwood, Ohio. They play in their school's football team with Ram being a linebacker and Kurt being a quarterback. At the beggining of the movie Kurt and Ram are eating lunch together with other jocks in the school where they discuss their desire to have sex with Heather Chandler. Unknowingly the "Heathers" clique are planning a wicked scheme against fellow classmate Martha Dunnstock which involve forging a love letter from Kurt Kelly. Martha believes that the note really is from Kurt and goes to their table with the letter to talk to him. Kurt, Ram and ultimately all the jocks read the letter and begins to jeer at her making her cry and run out of the cafeteria. Later Kurt and Ram sees Veronica Sawyer talking to J.D. They become angry because they want to be the only guys the "Heathers" clique is interested in. So they go up to threaten him but then becomes frightened when J.D shoots at them with a gun.
After Heather Chandler's funeral Kurt and Ram harass a "nerd" outside and beat him down. Heather McNamara and Veronica go on a double date with Kurt and Ram where they tip cows. As Veronica leaves the scene, Ram is seen in the background forcing himself on McNamara and Kurt attempts to beg Veronica for sex but she refuses. The next day, they spread a rumor of Veronica performing oral sex on them both at the same time, ruining Veronica’s reputation. Veronica (with J.D’s help) decide to get revenge. Veronica lures Kurt and Ram to the woods near the school by promising them a real threesome. They arrive at the woods and are told to strip to their underwear for further humiliation; with Kurt wearing a pair of large blue boxer shorts and Ram a pair of small tighty whities. As they are about to “rip” Veronica’s clothes “off” her, J.D appears and shoots Ram with real bullets and after a short hunt Kurt too. Veronica didn't know that J.D would use real bullets and gets extremely anxious about it. Veronica and J.D forges fake suicide notes to make it look like they killed themselves in a homosexual pact. Everyone believes that that's what happened and people start to feel sorry for Kurt and Ram. At the funeral Kurt's dad says that despite his son allegedly being homosexual, he still loves him.
In the musical[]
In the musical both Kurt and Ram are present but instead of Martha having a crush on Kurt, she now has a crush on Ram.
Songs[]
- Beautiful
- Big Fun
- Me Inside of Me
- Blue
- Blue (Reprise)
- Yo Girl
- Seventeen (Reprise)
- You're Welcome
- Never Shut Up Again