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Images and videos of the devious cattle rustler named Alameda Slim from the animated Disney film Home on the Range.
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Home on the Range[]
A wanted poster of Alameda Slim
Slim and the Willies against the moon in the movie's opening
Alameda Slim shows up at the cattle drive
Slim preparing to steal the cattle
"Quiet, you fools! We've got work to do."
Slim's evil grin
Slim using his hypnotic yodeling on Maggie and Mrs. Calloway
"Here we go, boys! 5,000 cattle in the side pocket!"
Slim continues yodeling and placing the herd under his spell
"5,000 Texas Longhorns! Not bad for one night's work."
"Now that all his cash cows have disappeared, that poor sap's gonna be flat broke!"
"Perfect time for a certain upstanding landowner..."
"...to step in and take all the land!" (Phil: Who are you?) (Bill: What've you done with Uncle Slim?)
(Phil: Put up your dukes, Mr. Fancy britches!)
Slim squeezes Phil's hand
"It's me! Hello?"
"This here is the disguise I use to sneak into all them auctions..."
"...and buy all the land!"
"You brainless, monotone monkeys!"
(Gil: Shoot, you gotta be the richest land baron in the west.) Yes, but the part that really warms my heart..."
"...is watching those homesteaders suffer."
"Back in the day, I worked the highfalutinest ranches you ever seen..."
"...but those stuck-up ranch bosses couldn't appreciate my talents."
"(Phil: Maybe they just didn't like your singing.) "My singing?"
"Songbirds sing. Saloon gals sing."
"Little bitty snot-nosed children sing!"
"I yodel!"
"And yodeling..."
"...IS AN ART!"
Slim gasps as he sees Patch of Heaven on his map, having always been obscured by Gil's head
"Uh, Gil? (Gil: Uh-huh?) Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd..."
"...back to this secret lair..."
"...you've managed to sit in the exact same spot..."
"...blocking that choice piece of property..."
"...FROM MY VIEW?!"
(Phil: It's called Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim. Goes on auction Thursday morning.) "Perfect!"
"Pencil it in. Thursday morning--right after we sell off this herd."
(Bill: But it's just a little old dirt farm.) "Ah, what's the difference?"
"When you're talking revenge..."
"...every last acre..."
"...counts."
"IT'S STILL ME! CAN'T YOU STUPID SACK OF HAMMERS GET IT RIGHT?!"
"Oh, the ever-punctual Mr. Weasley."
Slim with Mr. Wesley
"5,000 cows on the barrelhead as promised, Mr. Weasley. (Wesley: The name's Wesley.)
"Gotcha!"
"Where do ya think you're goin'?"
Lucky Jack whacks Slim in the face with a pot, knocking him out
Slim regains consciousness...
...and sees in horror that he's headed straight for the train
"DAGNABBIT!"
"I guess I gotta do everything around here MYSELF!"
"Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me."
"Mr. Weasley, my money, if you please." (Wesley: I was just keepin' it safe for ya, Slim.)
"Sure you were. Protecting my investments is what I pay this fella for."
"Mr. Weasley, let me present the most traitorous, double-crossing gun-for-hire..."
"...that I've ever had the pleasure to call partner--Rico." (Rico: You're too kind, boss.) (Buck: No, it can't be!)
"His reputation as a bounty hunter is well-known, but lately he's been doing a little moonlighting and covering my tracks."
"Rico's gonna see you to the border..."
"...so that nothing else goes wrong."
"Now, if you'll all pardon me..."
"... there's a little Patch of Heaven on the auction block this morning." (Grace: He's going to buy our farm!)
"Adios! Yee-haw!"
"What's the idea of crashing your train on my property?!"
"What?"
"It can't be!"
Slim's breakdown as he snarls at the cows when they stop him from purchasing their farm
"Hold it right there!" Slim pulls out a gun and aims it at Maggie, Mrs. Calloway and Grace
Jeb and the Piggies toss a can at Slim's hand, knocking his gun away
"Who the?"
One of the chicks crows loudly in Slim's ear
Maggie and Grace kick Slim upward
Slim lands in the train's funnel
Mrs. Calloway pulls the train's whistle cord, and the steam blows off Slim's disguise
"You think you've won?! It ain't over till the fat man sings!"
Grace kicks the cowbell into Slim's mouth, freeing her friends from his hypnotic spell
Alameda Slim's defeat