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The Lunch Club Pantheon are a murderous group of monstrous gods who originated from the Youtube channels of the Youtube group named Lunch Club. While their goals are unknown they are not opposed to killing innocents to get what they want.
Members[]
Big Lion[]
Big Lion, also known as Shack, has an overarching arm of darkness. After terrorizing the innocents, he revealed himself to be Big Lion. People then quickly made churches for Big Lion so that he didn't kill everyone. Seems to be radioactive as he causes baldness in one notable man. He then goes to war with Pheb, he easily wins by throwing a nuke at her with his shadow arm.
Merciless Sun God[]
The Merciless Sun God, also known as The Color Pallet, hangs around a theme park named Sans World, where he goes around pulling peoples pants down. He is a giant yellow sun with legs and arms who people want to take pictures with. Just as humans act around apes, the sun god acts around mortals, he is incredibly intelligent. If anyone insults him or the theme park he forces them to ride The Yawning Abyss for 10 years.
God of Salmon[]
The God of Salmon, also know as the Salmon God, is the god of fish who requires sacrifices, this leads to the creation of the Anti Cult Coalition, who are against cults in a cult-like fashion.
Daraxus[]
Daraxus, also known as Cthulhu and Calamari, is a pinkish octupus who rules over the underworld, he is known to hang out in toilets.
Necropig[]
| “ | Me duele mi cabeza. (In English: My head hurts.) | „ |
| ~ Necropig |
Necropig is an extremely strange entity. He seems to be trapped in some type of dream dimension terrorizing the locals, waiting for his awakening on earth. He is a giant black centaur like creature with blood shot eyes, and a gun always in his hand that he never uses, he can also fly.
Dasani Water Bottle[]
| “ | Drink from me and you will taste the dryness of a thousand suns, attack me if you dare! | „ |
| ~ Dasani Water Bottle |
Dasani Water Bottle is extremely dry, this dryness of "a thousands suns" dehydrates anyone he fights.
Him[]
He is a very mysterious entity, he has the head of a dragon, possibly being a mask, and wears leather clothes dyed pink. However unlike the other deities, he seems benevolent, as he helped Charlie on a quest to defeat the ender dragon, even giving them the information to go through a portal to OnlyFans where the dragon lies. However, this could just be because he sacrificed emeralds to summon him. Rephys is his possible name, he really wants people to sub to him.
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