| “ | Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. You can figure out the rest. Have fun! Heh, heh, heh, heh... | „ |
| ~ Flumpty at the beginning of the first game and his most famous quote. |
| “ | I'm just kidding, I know when you were born! I was there! I'm always there. | „ |
| ~ Flumpty to Birthday Boy Blam. |
| “ | Did you miss me? | „ |
| ~ Flumpty on the teaser for One Night at Flumpty's 3. |
Flumpty Bumpty is the titular main antagonist of the One Night at Flumpty's fangame series.
He's serving as the main antagonist of One Night at Flumpty's, One Night at Flumpty's 2 and the upcoming One Night at Flumpty's 3, one of the two main protagonists (alongside Birthday Boy Blam) of the One Week at Flumpty's web videos and the tritagonist of the comics released before the games. He would have also been the main protagonist of the cancelled One Week at Flumpty's video-game.
He is an omniscient egg that is immune to the plot, can transcend time and space, existed before time itself and murders people because he feels like it. He kidnapped the player so he can be his new best friend. Flumpty doesn't have the best social skills, explaining his unusual methods of making friends.
Before kidnapping the player, he also kidnapped twenty other people and using their corpses he made a monster called the Eyesaur. He has a mysterious golden counterpart called Golden Flumpty and a few pawns for his game that are either forced to do it or enjoy hunting the player as much as Flumpty goes.
He is voiced by series creator Jonochrome, who also created Diz from Riddle School, another series he made.
Contents
Biography
Past
Flumpty somehow existed before time itself. He is aware he's fictional so he gained plot immunity and walks around killing people because he feels like it. It was written in "nondescript ancient stroll" that Flumpty once gave a speech about the importance of life and then shot a guy in the face for no reason.
At some point, Flumpty broke inside a man's house because he was cooking eggs. He was voluntarily arrested for breaking and entering only so he can escape prison. Later, Flumpty made a gang of various monsters and forces them to kill people. They are either forced into it or grew attached to the game and have as much fun as Flumpty himself. He killed twenty people during his "game", and using their corpses, he made a monster called the Eyesaur and made it join the gang. He also forced a man into drinking lava. The man lived (kinda), became the Redman and joined Flumpty's team.
The "office" of the games reveals that Flumpty went on a killing spree across dimensions and murdered many fictional characters, including Freddy Fazbear (all but Freddy have been turned into Riddle School characters in the ports due to copyright reasons). However, it's implied some of them are alive. Alongside this, he started shooting his gun while shouting "BANG BANG, Y'ALL".
One Night at Flumpty's
Flumpty kidnapped the player because he felt like it and made them play his hide-and-seek game. He doesn't use his powers because he's holding back to make the experience fun. Unlike other characters, Flumpty doesn't have a path, and goes wherever he wants, but he'll always attack from the left door, and the player needs to close it to survive. Flumpty is expected to attack soon after the call ends. At 6 AM (or H AM for Flumpty) the player wins the game.
Between the Games
The Beaver, a member of Flumpty's gang, fell into the toilet and died. Flumpty buried him and replaced him with the Owl.
One day before the events of One Night at Flumpty's 2, Flumpty killed approximately 100 billion birds with one stone, which happened to be a meteorite, causing the Apocalypse.
One Night at Flumpty's 2
Flumpty kidnaps the player for the second time, and took him to a different location with different mechanics: No doors, and the only thing that can save the player is turning off the light. Once again, Flumpty goes wherever he wants, but will attack by appearing in the door before the player. He will give them one second to react, covering his eyes, before revealing them in a "peek-a-boo" way. The player needs to turn off the light so their exposure meter won't go up, leaving Flumpty or another character to kill them. The player wins the game and becomes Flumpty's new best friend.
One Week at Flumpty's (The Videos)
Although the game was cancelled, Jonochrome made three videos with the same name as the game, and released them on April Fools 2018, 2019 and 2020.
One Week at Flumpty's
Flumpty welcomes Birthday Boy Blam to his house and asks if it's his birthday. After being asked why the house has no doors, Flumpty says that he ate them because he was hungry. Blam asks if Flumpty can use his powers to get them out of here, and Flumpty does so, forgetting to take Blam with him. He comes back one week later, saying he was at a strip club, but Blam died.
One Week at Flumpty's 2
Flumpty says hi to Birthday Boy Blam and asks what he's eating. After Blam accidentally spills out that he was making eggs, Flumpty says that's rude, because it would be cannibalism if he did it. After a few seconds, Flumpty forces himself inside Blam's mouth to help Blam satiate his appetite.
One Week at Flumpty's 3
After Birthday Boy Blam announces One Week at Flumpty's 3 is cancelled, Flumpty busts through the door, and asks Blam when is his birthday. After Blam says it must be today (April Fools) because he wears a party hat, Flumpty gives him a present, which is a DVD of Groundhog Day. Flumpty asks Blam why he doesn't grow up, and after Blam asks if this is a Good Egg/Bad Egg routine, Flumpty pulls out a knife before saying he was joking, as he was at Blam's birth, and will always be there. He then disappears for no reason.
One Night at Flumpty's 3
Flumpty will return in the long-awaited third game.
Other Media
The Comics
Before the games were created, Flumpty and Blam were webcomic characters, with Blam being the protagonist and Flumpty the tritagonist. In his first appearance, Flumpty saw people in holes before graves, and buried them, as he always wanted to do this. In his second appearance, Flumpty tries to find Cuppercake's sense of direction, but is stopped by another Flumpty. It's revealed to be Kevin Jr, Blam from the future, in a mecha. Flumpty brutally kills Kevin and destroys the mecha and continues his adventure. In the third and last appearance, Flumpty is hit by a nuke, but he was hard-boiled so he survived. He then finds Cuppercake's sense of direction and plans to find Cuppercake themselves.
One Night at Flumpty's 2 (Troll Game)
Before the actual game came out, Jonochrome made a short troll game. Flumpty calls the player and informs that this is totally the actual One Night at Flumpty's 2, and shortly afterwards pops out from the left door asking what's up. The player has to shoot Flumpty with their gun, and the egg dies. The same happens to Birthday Boy Blam and Grunkfuss the Clown afterwards.
One Week at Flumpty's (Cancelled Game)
In the cancelled non-canon game, it would be revealed that Flumpty kidnapped the player and their best friend. He told the player to kill their current best friend so Flumpty can be their best friend. The player refuses, and Flumpty calmly murders them both and skins them both, becoming Champ and Chump.
Flumpty would be resting for the first four nights before becoming active at the fifth where he would have been the only threat, with the "office" becoming creepier.
Redemption
On Night 6, it would have been revealed that Flumpty was the player character all along, and that the week was inside his head as a dream. The embodiment of all his crimes would have been Golden Flumpty, his inner demon. Flumpty defeats Golden Flumpty and travels back in time so everyone that he has hurt in his life could have their revenge on him. During this, he falls off a great height like Humpty Dumpty and dies.
Trivia
- After series creator Jonochrome cancelled One Week at Flumpty's, he also canonically killed off Flumpty. This was later retconned out and Flumpty was revealed to be still alive.
- Flumpty knows everything except why he does anything.
- Inside Flumpty, there might be a bigger Flumpty or Flumpty chooses whatever is inside him.
- Flumpty has a counterpart called Empty Bempty, who is a Easter egg in the first game. Empty is Flumpty but colored like a Easter egg. Empty can go anywhere he likes and can't do anything else. Empty is not immune to the plot like Flumpty: The plot is immune to him.
- Empty is the only character who won't return in One Night at Flumpty's 3, being abandoned, but he doesn't mind.
- The way to find Empty Bempty is to click on the star after beating the Hard-Boiled Mode.
 Villains
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Flumpty Bumpty | Birthday Boy Blam | Grunkfuss the Clown | Beaver | Redman | Eyesaur | Owl | Golden Flumpty | ||
