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| “ | My name is George W. Bush and I approve this message. Tacos rule! | „ |
| ~ George W. Bush in the very first sketch in Robot Chicken's history. |
George W. Bush is a supporting antagonist/anti-hero in Robot Chicken, parodying the former real life 43rd president of the United States.
He is voiced by Seth Green, who has also voiced some of the Aliens, all of the Apocalypse Ponies, Santa Claus, Rape Ghost, the Little Drummer Boy, and Fred Rogers in the same show, Squint in Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade, Maximus Kong in TMNT (2012 Series), Boyd in The Trumpet of the Swan, The Swamp Creature in The Lego Batman Movie, and Lumpy in Krampus.
Personality[]
George W. Bush is portrayed as a dimwitted man-child who would rather read comic books and play video games than run a country. He seems to have only ran for president for the power it gives him, as he sees all of the actual politics of being the president of the United States as "boring". He's also shown to be incredibly spiteful and homicidal, evidenced by the time he murdered Bill Clinton, Snoop Dogg, and several innocent people for simply borrowing his plane to have a party. He is also notably perverted as he begged terrorists to return their internet porn after a virus deleted all of it from the internet and during his dream where he gained use of the Force from Star Wars, he used mind control to convince Laura Bush to have a threesome with him and Condoleezza Rice, proving him to be a rapist.
While Bush is in his "Captain Texas" super-hero persona, he gains the abilities to fly, super strength, seemingly total invincibility, and the ability to breath in outer space. Besides using his powers to stop terrorism, Bush is not at all responsible with his powers as he uses the very nukes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was going to use to blow up the enemies of the United States such as the Middle East and China and then the sun itself, destroying the Earth in the process and making his heroic acts entirely pointless.
Biography[]
Air Force One Theft[]
After George W. Bush gets a call from Bill Clinton on board Air Force One, who tells the president he has "borrowed" it in order to go to a Burning Man festival with Snoop Dogg and several hookers, he orders the plane to be shot down, likely killing everyone on board out of pure spite.
George W. Gremlin[]
George W. Bush is given a Mogwai as a gift from China which he names Fruit Loop and doesn't listen to any of the warnings about caring for him, and proceeds to soak him with water and feeds Fruit Loop well after midnight, so the Gremlins emerge to cause chaos all throughout the white house until one of them steals Bush's nuclear launch codes to send the world into an apocalyptic disaster.
The only survivors are George W. Bush himself, Fruit Loop, Laura Bush, and Dick Cheney. Laura tells George that she's hungry and he tells her that they can just eat Fruit Loop, though immediately tells him that he's joking, as the three then kill and eat Dick Cheney.
Captain Texas is Coming[]
As George W. Bush is playing a Pokémon game on his Gameboy, he's informed by an aide that he has to assess threats across the world such as hurricane Katrina and the San Diego fires, which he brushes off as boring. The aide is pushed aside by Condoleeza Rice who gives him his own personalized comic book about the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who has nuclear arms and George quickly transforms into Captain Texas, his superhero persona, and flies off to Iran.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad prepares to use his nukes to kill all the children of the world and George throws him into a furnace before he can learn the codes to deactivate the missiles, so he flies into space and redirects one of them to all of the Middle East, one of them to China, and the last one directly into the sun to blow up the Earth.
Suddenly, George finishes reading is comic book and throws the aide into a fireplace to kill him and then jumps out of window where he crashes into something off-camera and dies.
Quotes[]
| “ | As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me to lead a dangerous suicide mission into outer space. But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go! (George starts mocking the viewers and running around his office) Zoom, zoom, zoom! Zoom, zoom, zoom! | „ |
| “ | My fellow Americans, I give you my word that the United States of America will find, capture, and punish those responsible for this great national tragedy. And if the perpetrators are listening, I only have one thing to say: It's not funny, man! Give us back our porn! | „ |
| ~ George W. Bush after an internet virus deletes all the pornography on the internet. |
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- George W. Bush is one of eight characters in the entire show to have ended all of humanity, the others being Lindsay Lohan, two original characters known as Petroleum Pete and Fang Banger, Galactus, Captain Planet, and both God and Satan during a Rapture.
- George W. Bush's appearance in Chipotle Misérables is one of the few times in the show he's not wearing his iconic flight suit.
- George W. Bush is the oldest recurring character of the series, having appeared in the very first sketch of the pilot "Junk in the Truck" to his most recent appearance being in season seven's "Chipotle Misérables", spanning nine years on the show.
External Link[]
- George W. Bush - Robot Chicken Wiki
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