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Gina Jabowski is one of the main characters in Paradise P.D.. She is a corrupt police officer, who works for Paradise Police Department. She is guilty of sexual harassment and police brutality.

She is voiced by Sarah Chalke.

Biography

Gina Jabowski was born to an unnamed mother and father in a redneck family in the podunk town of Bumfuque. She was the youngest child, with her two older brothers, Cooter and Bo. The family committed several armed robberies together. Gina was really young and the time and therefore, too young to help commit the crimes herself but the family still took her along anyway and she scrapbooked the events, as this was her hobby at the time.

When Gina was ten years old, The Jabowski Family was on the run from Paradise P.D., on speedboats crossing the ocean. Randall Crawford was shooting at them and Gina's father used her as a human shield. A bullet went straight into Gina's skull, putting her in a coma. Mr. Jabowski threw Gina's comatose body into the ocean and sped off, telling his wife that they would eventually "make another kid".

Gina's comatose body was found and taken to the hospital, where she lay in a coma for eleven years. When she finally woke up, she had no memory of anything that happened in her life before then, aside from occasional screaming nightmares. Gina still retained her basic knowledge, so she was able to function as a human being in society. However, her coma didn't come without damage, as she would have the tendency to have violent outbursts of anger, which weren't present when she was a kid.

Gina eventually got a job working for Paradise Police Department, with her boss being Randall Crawford, the very man who shot her as a kid. However, neither of them recognized each other. Gina quickly became one of Randall's most favored employees due to her brute strength and appetite for violence.

While working at her job, Gina fell in love with her co-worker, Dusty Marlowe, who, at the time, was actually a really buff military man. Gina wanted Dusty to get fat so she forced him at gunpoint to eat a bunch of donuts until he completely let himself go. After fattening Dusty up to perfection, Gina found him sexually attractive enough to ask out. Dusty would reject her but Gina was having none of that and proceeded to sexually harass him in hopes that one day, he would have sex with her. When it came to her job, Gina occasionally took things way too far, by giving criminals harshly extreme punishments for causing minor felonies.

In "Welcome to Paradise", Gina made the one-hundredth arrest of her career, when she assumed the role of "arrester" when the team busted Terry Two Toes.

In "Black & Blue", Gina got sick of listening to Gerald Fitzgerald play the piccolo, while she was trying to do her work, as sometimes, it would blow their cover. Gina demanded to Randall that Fitz's piccolo be confiscated and replaced with a gun, which Randall agreed to do. When Fitz patrolled Paradise at night, he freaked out when he saw his reflection and accidentally shot himself in the leg, which got caught on camera via his police car's dashcam footage. Gina leaked this footage to the internet, which made Fitz go viral on the news.

When Fitz got in trouble with the court for his careless use of his gun, Gina broke into the courthouse and took Fitz out to save him from getting in trouble. The media tracked them down to the woods, where Gina had herself, Fitz, and Dusty all dressed up in assorted outfits, to confuse the media until they found the situation too weird to continue looking into. After this, Gina had a change of heart, when it came to Fitz's piccolo, and she gave it back to him, now understanding how Fitz's PTSD affects his life and seeing this as a healthier alternative.

In "Meet the Jabowskis", Gina was reunited with her old family, after tracking them down to find who shot her. Although she was initially overjoyed to be with them again, her heart was broken, when she found out that her family was just a bunch of criminals, who were responsible for her getting shot.

In "Paradise Found", Gina worked with Kevin to find security footage that would clear Dusty's name of a murder he was framed for. During this time, the two ended up in a trap where Kevin was nearly blown up by C4. Gina jumped on him to cover him from the explosion, saving his life at the risk of her own baskside. Gina's act of heroism actually made Kevin fall in love with her.

In "Showdown at the O-bese Corral", Gina got addicted to masturbating and rubbed her vagina so hard that it fell off. After damaging herself like this, he had to get her privates replaced by a robotic version with artificial intelligence.

In "Blimp City", Gina's AI robotic vagina went rogue and took over her body so she could kidnap Dusty and torture him sexually in her house. Kevin and Bullet came in and helped destroy Gina's now violent genitals and defeat the army of drones to save Gina's life. After the destruction of her artificial vagina and the absence of her original, the current state of her genitalia is still unknown.

In "Fetal Attraction", Kevin admitted his feelings for Gina, which Gina found very flattering. Gina was smitten for Kevin and officially became his girlfriend.

In "What Happens in Twatemala', Gina went on a bunch of dates with Kevin. However, despite being in love with Kevin romantically, she still struggled with her sexual fixation with Dusty. Gina couldn't have sex with Kevin because of how disgustingly skinny he was and knew the only way to find Kevin sexually appealing would be to have the bullet in her brain removed so that she could go back to normal again. Dr. Funtlichter warned her that this surgery only guaranteed a 2% chance of survival but Gina took the risk anyway in the name of love.

In "PARAD-ISIS", Gina survived the surgery and her brain finally functioned normally. Not only did she find Kevin attractive and fat people repulsive but she also no longer had violently psychopathic tendencies and was now a sweet and kind-hearted woman, who would never hurt a fly, which made her a liability in the workplace. Gina didn't care that she wasn't good at her job anymore and proposed to Kevin and very quickly scheduled a wedding with him. However, on the day of their wedding, their wedding chapel was invaded by ISIS and Gina knew the only way to stop them would be for Kevin to put a bullet back into her brain, which he reluctantly did. Gina slaughtered all of the terrorists and saved everybody but at the cost of her pursuing a happy relationship with her true love. When Kevin congratulated her on saving everybody, Gina, on impulse, strangled her lover until he went blue in the face. Gina came to her senses and saw how horribly she was acting, so she dropped Kevin and ran off, crying, unhappy with who she became. Kevin tried to contact her, begging her to come back, confident that they'd be able to work things out but he got no response. This is how the third season ended so it's currently unknown where Gina is or what lies ahead for her in the future.

Appearance

Gina Jabowski is a sexually attractive, Caucasian adult female with chin-length blonde hair, light pink lips, and large full breasts. As a cop, she wears the obligatory Paradise P.D. police uniform and she has her shirt collar open, to expose her cleavage. Gina also wears a black clip-on gun holster on her belt.

Personality

Gina Jabowski is an abrasive, trigger happy, quick-to-violence policewoman, who loves every minute of working at her job because she gets to live out her savage fantasies of beating dirty criminals to a bloody pulp and insulting them with every profanity and slur in the dictionary.

Villainous Acts

  • In "Welcome to Paradise", Gina sexually harassed Dusty by honking his manboobs and yanking his dick, despite him having a restraining order against that. Later in the episode, Gina showed people some scrapbook pictures of a few minor felons, who she had brutally assaulted.
  • In "Black & Blue", Gina broke the law by taking Gerald Fitzgerald] out of his court case before the trial was over and drove off with him, so that she could paralyze the media with confusion when enacting an overly politicized crime scene, wherein a black Trump supporter (Fitz) would violate an Islamic transgender nazi (Dusty) while she was performing an abortion on a pro-life LGBT white woman (Gina).
  • In "Dungeons & Dragnet", Gina becomes the head of Human Resources, to ensure that every time Dusty calls them to report her sexual harassment, she will be the one in charge, telling him to just go for it.
  • In "Meet the Jabowskis", Gina committed police brutality on minor felons numerous times. This includes her crippling a man for jaywalking, drowning a nun in soda for putting Sprite in a water cup, decapitating the mascot of a pizza restaurant for touching her shoulder, and gouging out Kevin's eyes for failing to use his turn signal. Gina would eventually rejoin her family and go back to being a criminal, just like they were. As a criminal, she would rob banks and liquor stores and even attempt to murder the chief, before she forgave him for shooting her and turned on her family.
  • In "Police Academy", Gina started an account on the Dark Web so that she could buy Dusty's virginity from him. Unfortunately for her, she lost the bidding war to Mr. Meowgi.
  • In "Christmas in Paradise", Gina beat Anton senseless, forcing him to cancel the midget gangbang in favor of the Christmas festival, so that she could get a kiss with Dusty under the mistletoe.
  • In "Big Ball Energy", Gina molested a recently released Dusty Marlow, by swimming around in his pants and tickling his butthole.
  • In "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", the depths of Gina's overkill, when it came to punishing criminals was explored, when we saw her beating Robby and Delbert shitless just for robbing a liquor store and even shoving an extra large jug of liquor up Delbert's penis.
  • In "Who Ate Wally's Waffles?", Gina was involved in the kidnapping of Kevin and locking him up in the basement, where she forced him at gunpoint to poop in front of her.
  • In "Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry", Gina kicked Ethel Anderson in the belly and repeatedly punched Connie Cunaman by punching her until her face went bloody.
  • In "Fallout", Gina disguised herself as a chair so that she could trick Dusty into sitting on her face. She also disguised herself as a urinal to trick Dusty into peeing on her.
  • In "Top Cops", Gina falsely arrested several innocent civilians to help Paradise P.D. win a competition to see which police station could make the most arrests.
  • In "Trigger Warnings", Gina supported the NRA and didn't care about the hundreds of innocent children who were killed because of gun violence.
  • In "How the Cookie Crumbles", it was revealed that Gina had a life-long dream of murdering Ed Sheeran.
  • In "Blind Drunk", Gina doused a random Canadian woman's house in gasoline and lit it on fire, presumably killing her. She also indirectly contributed to an act of child abduction by forcing Kevin to pretend he was the father of two Eskimo kids, Nanook and Atanarjuat.
  • In "The World According to LARP", Gina attacked Quohand by giving him a wedgie and then kicking him like a soccer ball. Given that Gina was in her thirties and Quohand was only in his teen years, this is child abuse. Later, Gina got a flame thrower and chased Kevin and his teenage friends with it.
  • In "What Happens in Twatemala", Gina mutilated a criminal's penis and bent it into a love message for Kevin.
  • In "PARAD-ISIS", a flashback revealed that Gina was the reason that Dusty was so fat. When Dusty first joined Paradise PD, he was a muscular Navy SEAL veteran, who she threatened him at gunpoint to eat a bunch of donuts and get fat, so that she could get turned on sexually by his fatness.

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Trivia

  • Randall considers Gina to be the best cop on the force.
    • Despite how much respect he has for her, in "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", Randall still paid Gina twenty-five percent less than all of her male co-workers just because she was a woman.
  • In "Ass on the Line", Gina implied that she was schizophrenic when she said that she always obeys the commands of the voice of the little Asian girl in her head.
  • In "Meet the Jabowskis", Gina showed that she had a butthole on the back of her head, called a "brainus". This was actually a bullet wound she received as a child when her father used her as a human shield during a police chase. While she was in a coma for most of her adult life she eventually woke up but with much more aggressive and perverse behavior. Eventually though she had the bullet removed when she and Kevin got into a relationship when she realized she couldn't be attracted to a person that weighs less than Dusty. After having the bullet removed and being given an "adjustment" by Dr. Funtlicker she became attracted to Kevin and her violent tendencies went away and she became a much better person too. She felt remorse for her violent actions and fattening up a once-slim and athletic Dusty who was originally a highly skilled marine before coming to Paradis PD which was easy given Dusty's family history of obesity. Admitting this was somewhat redemptive, although it didn't help that Dusty's man-child personality also had been a result of his binge eating and was still irreparable.

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Randall Crawford | Bullet | Gina Jabowski | Dusty Marlow | Gerald Fitzgerald | Stanley Hopson

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Gerald Fitzgerald | Thester Carbomb IV | Frank Flipperfist | Jerry Flipperfist | Pedro Pooptooth | Edna Dorsaldigits | Puffy the Cigarette | Pat Robertson | Harvey Weinstein | Russian Mobster | Marcos Narcos | Agent Clappers | Brett DeMarco | Jesus Christ | Flipper People | Dolphin Queen | The Kingpin

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Ron Perlman | Pat Robertson | Tucker Carlson | Steve Harvey | Tom Selleck | Carrot Top | Jenny McCarthy | Bill Clinton | Joe Biden | Mitch McConnell | Russell Crowe

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Karen Crawford | Robby | Delbert | Dean Hancock | Frank Flipperfist | Mr. Meowgi | Mrs. Two-Toes | Dr. Johann | Karla 9000 | Satan | Lady Gertrude | Tucker Carlson | Thester Carbomb IV | Dobby | Cop Bot | Agent Clappers | William | Paradise Nuking Survivors | (Clovis | Mr. Pussbubble | Arm Head) | Agatha Culpepper

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Terry Two-Toes | Edna Dorsaldigits | Russian Mobster | Pedro Pooptooth | Marcos Narcos | Marvin | Tuco | Leroy | General Bumfuqué | Jabowski Family | (Mr. Jabowski | Mrs. Jabowski | Cooter Jabowski | Bo Jabowski | Baby Jabowski | Granny Jabowski) | Joe Biden | Yucko the Clown | Dark Zuckerberg | Radioactive Panda | Puffy the Cigarette | Jerry Flipperfist | Santa Claus | Glenda | Harvey Weinstein | Brett DeMarco | Gal-Qaeda | Kev-Man | Cory Romando | Walt Disney | Catholic Priest | Poachmaster General | Tom Selleck | The Kingpin | Polyp Man | Ninja Army | Samurai Leader | Earl | Stuffed Animal Midgets | Lumpy Larry | O.J. Simpson | Chip Fuckyeah | Smart Guns | (Mr. Bang Bang | Jean-Claude Van Blamme | Gun of Jehovah) | Weight Watchers | Steve Harvey | Bill Clinton | Clit-3PO | Monsters of the Forbidden Forest | Yog-Sothoth | Ikea Pussyjuice | Ginger Pedophile | Fetus | Coyotes | Buffet Bandit | Carrot Top | International Society of Insulted Selebrities

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