Goldenface

Evil-doer
Full Name	Goldenface
Alias	No information
Origin	The Office
Occupation	Villain
Powers / Skills	Firearm use, bombs
Hobby	None
Goals	To blow up the All-Star games.
Crimes	No information
Type of Villain	Misogynist, Criminal

Goldenface is the main antagonist of The Office film-within-a-film Threat Level Midnight.

History

Goldenface was a man who worked at a gold factory. He didn't have any lunch breaks, so he had to eat the gold. As a result, he became a man with a golden face. He made plans to blow up all the All-Star Games so that all the trophies will explode all over the place and everything will be gold just like him. His plots at the NFL, MLB and NBA Allstar games were failed by famous spy Michael Scarn. As Scarn ran a 20k with Robin Williams, Goldenface blew up the WNBA Allstar game where Scarn's wife was. Goldenface now plans to blow up the NHL Allstar game with a bomb and hostages. The bomb turns out to be the puck. Goldenface plans to release the hostages and defuse the puck if Scarn apologizes for the death of his wife. Instead, Scarn said "Hey, Goldenface. Go puck yourself!" Scarn took a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls. Goldenface works with President Jackson after the president saw footage of Scarn killing the skating winner. As Goldenface is at vacation, the puck lands on him and dies in the process.

Appearance

Goldenface has a golden face, a tuxedo with gold on it and a golden gun.

Quotes

• "I'm going to hump her real good! Hahahaha!"
• "Oh and by the way, how's your wife doing? Hahahaha!"
• "You're not going to the Allstar game."
• "Those drugs really hit the spot. So, you guys chosen a leader yet?"
• "So you've searched the whole stadium, hmm? Well you didn't think to look... IN THE PUCK!"
• "Because I'm going to kill you. Unless you make a deal. I'll release these hostages and defuse that bomb. All you have to do is to forgive me for murdering your wife."
• "Oh!"